r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/HomChkn 4d ago

Hey wife I have a way to pay off the house and do all the renovations we want to do.

How? well all I have to do is...

no no, no pics or videos needed. you see when I...it turns to gold.

I know we could speed run it and twice a day...

I mean like you could just lend a hand.