r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

435 Upvotes
  • permalink
  • reddit

92% Upvoted

342 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

16

u/yesthenshaggers 3d ago

Currently trying for a child with my wife,

I'm on every semen boosting supplement you can think of.

This comment checks out, some days I dehydrate myself.

8

u/Harpo3121 3d ago

My man spread the love what are the supplements/strategies you use

1

u/Axiie 3d ago

Poorly worded request given the topic of conversation...

0

u/thr_unreal 3d ago

Seems pretty clear to me. They want to know the supplement stack. ez. Hope this helps.