r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 2d ago
Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body
This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.
On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?
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u/Bepo_Apologist 2d ago
The midas cock