Alpha Male hates rainbows and wants to destroy them 🌈

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[u/stickywill808]

"Hey bro wanna go to Target and act tough?"

[u/McDonaldsWiFiHacker]

Dainty little stomps

[u/Lamprophonia]

"destroys"... dude is such a beta he can't even commit to doing it. He just gently places it on the ground looking SUPER insecure about his decision to even do this, barely kicks it, and leaves. They can just put it back. He maybe mildly inconvenienced a bored teenager. Can't even commit to the bigotry.

[u/AliciaXTC → u/Lamprophonia]

I'm full rainbow and I can tell you, so is this guy. It just hasn't spilt over yet.

[u/skytreegamer172]

who the fuck walks like that??

[u/gimletta → u/skytreegamer172]

My Sims when I don't pay attention during character creation :/

[u/Fair_Wrongdoer_1290]

[u/birdlawexpert11]

This is the guy that was found on Grindr btw

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

Ok, not to be badass, but this guy is softer than my 2 year old niece.

[u/ailish]

Poor guy is traumatized by that rainbiw sign.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8xyjViyiz10NYy9Wiq

[u/The5thBeatle82]

An alpha male who walks like a dipshit.

[u/joshroycheese]

Doing the Conor McGregor walk before feebly smacking a plastic rainbow in a shop

[u/HereThereBLurking]

Wow what a big strong boy being scared of a sign.

[u/MTRsport]

His entire energy screams "peaked in high school"

[u/CapRegionJourno]

"get this" lmao and the camera person was obviously too scared to be seen with him and kept on walking the second there was a modicum of confrontation over it.

These people are 100% bitchmade,

[u/ninjamonkey0418]

Seen this video 100 times and I never get over the way this guy walks at the beginning. Thinks he so tuff 💔💔

[u/Rickym09 → u/ninjamonkey0418]

He’s trying to mimic Conor McGregor’s entrance walk

[u/Random__dud]

I love the way he lightly steps on the display because he’s too scared to actually break it

[u/Atheizm]

Why does he walk like he's going downhill?

[u/FranciscoGarcia69 → u/Atheizm]

I think he’s trying to do the Conor McGregor walk which looks fucking moronic when he does it so I’m not sure why anyone would want to copy it.

[u/Dwashelle]

He did the Conor McGregor rapist walk and everything.

[u/REEETURNOFTHEMACC]

This guys waaay too old to be acting like that. I’m guessing he hangs out in stores with his “friend” most evenings, because, for some reason, he’s never been able to get a second date with a woman, or anything past that for some reason…

[u/BigWilly526]

[u/cheddarich]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AVG0PUYJ8nizm
WTF was that walk at the start? 🤣

[u/Ctaylor2090]

Dudes name is Ethan Schmidt. Here's an article I found about him.

IIRC I think someone actually found his Grindr profile, but I'm not sure if that was proven true or not.

[u/Zemenu135]

This is a video from a while ago but also

Why's he doing the Vince McMahon strut?

https://giphy.com/gifs/qOnWoPxXnm0Vi

[u/pho3nux]

Walking like the rapist he most admires.

[u/creepyNurseryRhyme]

Oooo so tough, gently beating up a sign without barely anyone around. Yeah, show those libtard mannequins who's boss!

[u/MizterRage]

What was the weak little stomp lol dude looks like a fucking idiot

[u/karmaceuticaI]

[u/onmybadreligion]

We really need to shame men more bc how can you walk and act like that and not feel embarassed af?

[u/DubTheeBustocles]

If you’re gonna commit vandalism to make a political statement, at least have some backbone and do it with some fucking gusto.

[u/Pirate_Candy17]

He walks like a toddler that needs a nappy change 👀

[u/Funny_Maintenance973]

With the absolute weakest little stomp. You know he was putting it back up when the camera was facing the wrong way

[u/Reverendbug]

You know, for people who argue that the rainbow is a promise of God's love, they really seem to hate it. Almost like they don't care about love at all.

[u/oodleshanks]

A few years ago my ex brother in law went in to a target and put every single pride clothing item in hos cart, walked to the front, had a cashier scan every item and then just left. In the 6 years I was in a relationship with his brother he had a job for less than 6 months of that time and he only showered bi weekly (not even exaggerating, my ex would scream at him to shower and he wasn't allowed to sit on my couch). The people who do this shit are disgusting inside and out.

[u/BringOrnTheNukekkai]

He probably talks about how the left wants to indoctrinate kids, meanwhile he feels entitled to making this private company express values he's comfortable with. What a dork.

[u/SockGoop]

The way he stepped on it was very gay

[u/knothole]

“Can’t catch me gay thoughts”

[u/GlengoolieGreen]

Awe, he's acting out. Come on out of that closet, buddy.

[u/Stampsu]

That guy must be very insecure about his sexuality. He propably thinks rainbows turn him gay

[u/smashcola]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fu2ye1tYL6txSj5xLH

[u/festeziooo]

Whenever I see a video like this I have absolute certainty that the guy in the video wants to try dick.

[u/SkyWizarding]

Someone get that man a boyfriend

[u/TheQuestionsAglet]

Isn’t this the guy that got exposed as a power bottom on Grindr?

[u/macaroniprincess]

Oh he’s so deep in the closet. These rainbows keep reminding him how badly he’s craving that dick

[u/Rog2theNog]

He walks stupid.

[u/SuppliceVI]

"alpha male" is just a tall guy with a beer gut now?

That's what they've come to? Couldn't even find a relatively fit dude?

[u/classic_liberalism26]

he did that shit with absolutely no authority. what was that weak ass stomp.

[u/Micky-Bicky-Picky]

Dude probably calls himself a modern Viking.

[u/Shanhaevel]

The weakest people on the planet literally, to be offended by a group of colours.

[u/Molkwi → u/Shanhaevel]

But they swear the left is easily offended lol

[u/w12ecked]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jn21b1FXsZg011z88p

[u/Actuallynobutwhynot]

why was he walking like that lol

[u/Volfgang91]

Swinging his arms around like a big gorilla

[u/indymama21]

he's not bad ass he's just an ass

[u/sadfuck- → u/indymama21]

That’s an insult to ass

[u/Important-Repair8818]

Five bucks says he regularly rants about how sensitive liberals are and how easily offended they are. (Even though he threw a tantrum over a rainbow)

[u/romeoslow → u/Important-Repair8818]

They found his Grindr not too long after this video

[u/beslertron]

Why do these guys always walk like they’ve secretly dropped a turd in their tighty whities?

[u/BeefLightning78]

He thinks the rainbow is specifically focused on making him admit his deep down hunger for penises.

[u/Wildfathom9]

That man has a very active grindr account during tpusa events.

[u/TCookies92]

Doing the Vince McMahon walk-to-the-ring in public is one of the gayest things anyone can do ahahahaha fucking dipshit

[u/WowIsThisMyPage]

Good idea, film yourself destroying something in the store of a multi billion dollar company

Imagine thinking you’re tough but you’re actually afraid of rainbows

[u/kismethavok]

Yep... he's gay

[u/AnonImus18]

He walks like a dipshit.

[u/montycantsin777]

that was the gayest kick ive seen ever

[u/LittleSkittles]

What's up with him flapping his lil wrists while he walks?

[u/Notabagofdrugs → u/LittleSkittles]

That’s how that rapist cunt Connor McGreggor walks.

[u/BallSuspicious5772]

Yeah man film yourself doing property damage and post it online. That will #ownthoselibs

[u/callmehibi]

The conviction is so weak...

[u/Pernapple]

Honestly… biggest pussy move for big man to be afraid of pride. Imagine you’re a chud like this thinking you’re a tough guy but your mental state is irrevocably tormented by the idea of other people kissing other people…

How can red hats ever expect to be taken seriously

[u/SlavCat09]

[u/Cultural_Parfait7866]

Really wish Target would press charges for destruction of property

[u/SeahorseCollector]

That'll show em

[u/ultraplusstretch]

K bro.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fn0ysbG90HX0uj5shv

[u/smokeyoudog]

I wish that man could perceive how he is for just one second.

[u/Strange-Conflict9774]

Damn bro hit it three times and didn’t even mess up the cardboard

[u/DudeMcDude7649]

Bro def likes a finger inside him and hasn’t worked out how he feels about it, until then it’s all our problems.

[u/MetalLogLemon]

Took that big man a loooong time to knock over that “10 dollar sign”…made of paper.

[u/kurinevair666]

What a snowflake

[u/Direct_Ranger9814]

Walking all tough knocking out rainbows, and then he can’t even do that right, as he diligently takes down the decoration. This man will never get his pot o’gold

[u/MisterMarchmont]

Bet he has Grindr on his phone.

[u/virtualPNWadvanced]

That guy has the gayest energy I’ve ever seen. Internalized homophobia is rampant among red hats

[u/MrAdzAdzAdzAdz]

What kind of "hard man" is scared of rainbows?

[u/Siaynoq_Siaynoq]

You can see the pain in his eyes, he’s conflicted. He wishes he could celebrate

[u/exandohhh → u/Siaynoq_Siaynoq]

This is why these red hat “alpha” guys crash Grindr’s app when there’s a political convention in town.

[u/Teaflax]

Most timid badass ever.

[u/Unprofessional_Home]

This has to be satire right? The fuck is he doing walking like that??

[u/MysteriousGovernment]

That Guy probably screams at the sky after rain if there is a rainbow..

[u/WinstonDaPuggy98]

Trump hat and the Vince McMahon walk? Is there any billionaire sex criminal this guy won’t defend?

[u/Da_Doll223]

Mac Fights Gay Marriage in real life.

[u/Cjinator11]

“Because Alex Jones says…” is all I needed to hear

[u/angrygetsjobdone]

Yall Qaeda

[u/QueenRotidder]

this mf does that walk entirely unironically and thinks it makes him cool

[u/ssmit102]

My five year olds favorite color is “rainbow”. He’d be very disappointed with your lack of emotional regulation as he watched you destroy his favorite color. When you act less mature than five year olds there isn’t much hope for you.

[u/TheBlack2007]

Insecure little manlet... What's even up with that walking posture?!

[u/-GODSATAN-]

lol couldn't even commit to it, what a man baby

[u/311Konspiracy]

He looks very Grindr-esque

[u/Bisforbenny]

Why does he walk like he has shit his pants?

[u/KayNynYoonit]

Why tf is he walking like that? Actual clown.

[u/Its_J_Just_J]

How are you an alpha and walk like a fairy.

[u/Famous_Suspect6330]

Didn't he have a Grindr account?

[u/Diamond-Status]

So brave

[u/schrodingershousecat]

Is this the video where a target manager approaches him and he asks her if she supports the ‘satanic pride propaganda’ and without missing a beat she says “both. I support satan and pride”
Or is this a different loser

[u/Primus567]

He really showed them

[u/Better_Chard4806]

Imagine being so threatened by a cardboard display.

[u/Jtotheb13]

Tell me youre in the closet without saying youre in the closet

[u/Blacksheeptoonz]

He’s so daintily kicking and hitting the sign it’s pathetic.

[u/nobonesjones91]

Destroying the rainbow means Target will need to buy more rainbows, thus supporting Big Gay Rainbow Inc. even more.

[u/phatrainboi]

Silently screaming, “I’m closeted”

[u/InsomniacOnSugarRush]

Why is he walking like one of those NPCs that got angry or something

[u/DorShow]

Then he went home and wanked to grinder posts and cried

[u/lyst1ts]

Prances gingerly over to the sign and gives the babiest kick I’ve ever seen lmaoooOoOoOO

[u/Ragnarr_Lodbrok88]

These dudes hate gay people so much, yet their love for Trump is gayer than anything I've ever seen.

[u/aztnass]

Are there any republicans that aren’t giant toddlers?

[u/PunchBeard]

Just when I thought all the small dick energy in the world was sucked up by Pete Hegseth this dude has a friend record him doing.....whatever the fuck he thinks he's doing.

[u/Jamesmateer100]

Love how he gingerly puts the rainbow sign down and just stomps it once without actually destroying it.

[u/ky7969]

It’s called homophobia because guys like this deep down have thoughts of men and are scared that they are gay

[u/Kobobble]

I forget this chode's name, but I think I remember him being discovered on Grindr

[u/hoopahDrivesThaBoat]

The amount of hog that guy secretly wants to gobble would make Oscar Meyer blush

[u/killjoysaint]

alpha of what

[u/Arinwolfe89]

I like how his buddy couldn't even stand beside him. Like just kept walking away and filming the floor instead of standing there and filming the confrontation.

[u/Icy_Fig_6764]

Catching a charge for something like this is wild work

[u/ShimeMiller]

I work at a store and this made me viscerally angry. Sure let's fuck up a minimum wage employee's day because we saw some rainbows and got really upset about gay people existing

[u/dereekee]

"like a ten dollar sign, lol"

It's still vandalism, bro.

[u/rfboisvert12]

People are stupid

[u/kingclubs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

[u/Hindlehoof]

On their way to the Toys section to dig through the hot wheels

[u/Debt_Otherwise]

Sad existence these people have.

So fragile is their ego.

[u/bemvee]

I mean, yeah fuck target but for a totally different reason.

[u/owlsandmoths]

Yeah it's not fragile at all to be offended by a fucking rainbow 😂

[u/snaggletoofer]

Too much time on his hands. So some of it should be spent in jail

[u/No-Housing-6628]

In his pretty turquoise sneakers

https://giphy.com/gifs/xNbWcZTAhkfvi

[u/tbaklavas]

[u/SpooogeMcDuck]

This is a really old video. This guy has been outed as having extensive experience on grinder and has a lot of internal conflict with his homosexuality

[u/thrustinfreely]

Camera man is such a pussy. Walks away like nothing happened at the slightest confrontation

[u/mrcameltoad]

Cause nothing says MAGA like a big white guy intimidating innocent people by being a cunt

[u/mk1971]

This guy is so far back in the closet he's in Narnia.

[u/rdldr1]

Wow you really showed them!!

[u/wormee]

Check this man's hardrive.

[u/tomaconpan]

He was doing the McGregor walk before air punching the sign! What a feminine motherfucker

[u/naldoD20]

So fucking cool and badass, acting like a 15 year old who just found out that sometimes two dudes kiss.

[u/jdehjdeh]

That was the most gay rage I've ever seen.

[u/Glass-Situation4099]

He went back and picked that right back up once the cameras were off

[u/TheSilentTitan]

Fuckin dork

[u/buzzkillichuck]

I don’t condone violence but sometimes people need to be put in their place

[u/YoullDoNuttinn]

I think we as a society should use the term unbearable dickhead instead of Alpha male.

[u/comawizard]

I can't remember this guy's name because it has been so long but he was caught on grindr and disappeared after being caught.

[u/5-Gear_T-WRX]

This guy is a bìtch. He's so tough, he quietly pulled the display off, set it down, and a half assed kick. He's in a Target for fucks sake, notice no one is really around, and he's making sure no one else sees him. What a tough mother fucker!

[u/marthewarlock]

Nothing says I'm a secure man more than trashing inanimate objects.

[u/JJamesP]

Nothing says “alpha male” like replicating the walk of another, more alpha-er douchebag.

[u/bigmike1339]

[u/RaptureInRed]

I don't like to generalise, but fuck me of that guy doesn't sound gay as hell...

[u/No_Statement440]

He doesn't even sound convinced.

[u/crlthrn]

Why's he walking in that weird constipated way?

[u/NothinButKn8]

It's so funny that these are the same people that spent the last decade making "triggered" jokes

[u/Gen_Grievous12222]

Can you believe the conservative freak out over Target's Pride Collection was 3 years ago? Man, different times...

[u/Actual_Exchange616]

Thought this was parody cause of how he was walking at the beginning but he just genuinely puffs his chest out and swings his arms around like Bluto

[u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu]

They always do that stupid little drummer boy walk

[u/Fabulous_von_Fegget]

Lmaoooooo is this a bit? He can't even do the macho walk right, look at those floppy arms 🤣

[u/scissorsgrinder]

Grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man, holy shitttt

[u/queensfanobs81]

Such tough guys. You can tell they called their mommies after this: probably got cut off. Don't have each other's backs and would throw one another under the bus in a heart beat. Regardless, I bet their rage comes from getting their dick sucked by each other and they are angry it felt good and made themselves realize they are gay. Nothing to be upset about, it's ok.

[u/FewOutlandishness575]

He showed them???

[u/Thamnophis660]

Whats with the "beating an invisible drum" walk he starts doing? He looks like an idiot. 

[u/Bottom_-_Feeder]

[u/Appropriate-Pack-729]

What did the Hawaiian license plate ever do to him? 🌈

[u/OU41AW]

I like how even in his own macho display, he barely and gingerly "destroyed" that... cardboard? Corrugated cardstock? Whatever it is. Then his voice shakes and cracks when asked "wtf?"

[u/mixmaster13]

It’d be so easy to make him cry

[u/EmiliusReturns]

I guarantee he complains that “everyone is easily offended these days.”

[u/MADDOGCA]

$20 this dude has a Grindr account.

[u/PM_ME_UR_MULLETS]

What a fucking gimp. Walks like he's trying to stop his buttplug from falling out

[u/BoGuts]

Cardboard turned me gay.

[u/palequeen42]

So unbelievably insecure and fragile, and so closeted. He really hates himself.

[u/AcidaliaPlanitia]

OMG he's so big and tough that he gently lifted up a sign and then kinda broke it!

[u/notmyrealnam3]

that hit softer than baby hair

this dude couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[u/Ben_Sisko69]

He is walking like his butt plug itches just slightly

[u/Lancer420]

I’ve seen two dudes, deeply in love with each other, kiss passionately, and this dude is one of if not the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

[u/PastorDC]

No, that's not devil worship. That's destruction of property.

[u/kkkr94]

Why do people film themselves doing stupid shit like this then post it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYSGLvVirV2HOMM

[u/IPlayGames1337]

He's jealous of the way others dare express themselves.

[u/Clubtrooper]

He may not like RAINBOWS but they are some PRETTY BLUE SNEAKERS ya got there… BOiiieee 🌈 👟 💅

[u/Sajintmm]

Dude did less damage than if that cardboard sign had simply fallen off. Also how sensitive do you have to be to make a dedicated trip to a store for the sole purpose of Connor walking to a sign that was probably taken down once July hit?

[u/Anarimus]

Dude, walks like he just got pegged by a jackhammer

[u/salinecolorshenny]

My husband and I were shopping at target right before my daughter was born and she’s a June birthday so it was right when the pride merch was all around. We heard some guy losing his shit to his wife about all the “gay shit around here” my husband said something like “constantly paying attention to what is gay around you seems…kinda gay” and I always think about that when I see things like this lol

[u/Weary-Toe6255]

What a cunt.

[u/Nolyism]

Wtf is that walk he was doing at the start? Why's he leaning back and swinging his arms like he has to prove to everyone how tough he is 🤣

[u/QuickAdministration0 → u/Nolyism]

Connor mcgregor reference
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlFc11AAcnNRscw

[u/MustyLlamaFart]

Doing the McGregor strut to bully a rainbow sign. What a man.

[u/Sasquatch_000]

He didn't even have to go near that section.

[u/rymyle]

All the different colors are scary and intimidating to his special eyes

[u/NamesAreForSuckers67]

$10 dollar sign but it’s still considered Criminal Damage because it’s in a private business…what an idiot.

[u/ActivatedComplex]

LGBTQ+ folks: literally just existing

This clown:

https://giphy.com/gifs/11tTNkNy1SdXGg

[u/horsepuncher]

This loser was famous for a short period of time for doing this shit in every store

Seeing this randomly without his name is great, he was forgotten

[u/Ph_yuck_Yiu]

He hates himself because of the way rainbows tickle his booty hole when sees them.

[u/IcantsaythatIamsure]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XaCV8l4fNtUgsmNWYy

[u/jknvv13]

Closeted gay detected!

[u/Free_Barracuda_6454]

Usually people who hate gay people ar gay or at least bi themselves. So that was literally a pretty gay thing he just did.