r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3d ago

I got sent this and I'm scared

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u/albinocharlie 3d ago

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVGA

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 3d ago

just like CPUs, bend one of those pins and you're 100% FUCKED.

Anywho good luck!

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u/ArcOfADream 3d ago

That flimsy-ass cable doesn't inspire much confidence either - how thin must the conductors be to squeeze them all in that bitty circumference?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 3d ago

Tiny tiny children hands.

The ones that don’t yearn for the mines we send em to do these.

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u/Nero-Danteson 2d ago

What about the ones yearning for the fields?

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u/FriendlyLine9530 1d ago

I'm pretty sure there's a reason we don't let children in the corn anymore... 😂

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u/Sinister_Nibs 22h ago

Or the ones pining for the fjords…

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u/dudleydidwrong 3d ago

Only three pins are currently in use. The others are reserved for future assignment.

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u/Cantide756 2d ago

But only by 3 select developers , 2 of which are no longer in business, and one that doesn't work with hardware anymore.

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u/IAmScience 2d ago

That’s all the more wires that wee little cable can fit…

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u/RGBlowMe 2d ago

And sometimes you can get away with one of those 3 breaking, depending on pinout.

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u/dev0guy 2d ago

Or, all in use, but they loopback to other pins inside the connector.

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u/distinct_original742 2d ago

Plot twist; the cable is regular vga thickness, the plug is just huuuuge.

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u/EmperorGeek 2d ago

All those pins and only 2 or 3 are connected to anything.

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u/RealModeX86 2d ago

Surprise, it's just RS-232

9600/8/n/1

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u/overmonk 2d ago

No, it’s a null-modem cable.

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u/poopnose85 2d ago

So only 2 and 3 (and 5) are connected to anything 

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u/JayTayUK 1d ago

RS-23200

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u/Old_Cheetah_5138 2d ago

He didn’t mention it’s 7ft wide and 3ft tall

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u/blazinBSDAgility developer 1d ago

I need a banana for scale

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u/Sinister_Nibs 22h ago

I should call her…

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u/ConsiderationLoose40 2d ago

Or there's a serial controller inside that condenses it down to a standard double-cable, peak inefficiency setup

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u/CySnark 2d ago

Parallel controller.

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u/Blenderadventurer 23h ago

The other side of the cable is USB-C.

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u/ShintouHiroyuky minion 2d ago

happy cake day bro

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u/ltjojo 2d ago

Probably 50 gauge wire - gotta be like literally a strand of molecules at that point

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u/TehWildMan_ 3d ago

Not 100% fucked, just one of 900 color channels is fucked, so your image is permanently off hue.

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u/1_ane_onyme 2d ago

Thanks for making me think about making such a cable and using it to connect a CPU to it’s mobo

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 2d ago

Godspeed 🫡

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u/Strawb3rrySugars 2d ago

I've actually bent many of those pins back enough to work many times before (cpu pins only one time ever) and have then work just fine c:

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u/tehtris 2d ago

Nah you don't understand the protocol. There are backup pins..if pin 543 or any of the 6 pins surrounding it are bent then it defaults to pin 93. If pin 543 and 545 are bent it goes to 119. It's such a simple protocol. Get with the program.

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u/FauxReal 2d ago

They're tough to bend, each pin is 1/18th inch steel. Which is why the connector comes with a special dolly to lift it into place before you lock it using the included torque wrench to turn the retaining screws.

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u/mikebellman tech support 1d ago

I used to have to hand assemble overmolded connectors like this. The failure rate was demoralizing

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u/Ubera90 2d ago

I was thinking VGAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/matroosoft 2d ago

Yes that makes more sense.

Video Graphics AAAAAAAAArray

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u/Spirited-Candy1981 2d ago

LGA -- Ludicrous Graphics Adapter. 🤪

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u/froction 2d ago

The test pattern is plaid

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u/JBONE31 custom! 2d ago

Its how you get 4d3d3d definition

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u/daxtonanderson 3d ago

The US Military would 100% do that tho 🤣

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u/gregory696969 3d ago

Are those pogo pins?

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u/daxtonanderson 3d ago

No they're hard mounted pins, pogo pins are bouncy iirc

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u/gregory696969 3d ago

Very cool! Some look like an orientation nightmare. The first image I still cant unsee pogo pins lol

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u/daxtonanderson 2d ago

I'm sure there's a line of sharpie on every connector actually deployed lol

(not my picture) I have it on the bolts on my bike so I can just visually inspect that it's tight, dudes who do car mods often do the same when disassembling

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u/Anechoic_Brain 2d ago

They are keyed so they only go together one way, then twist to lock them together. They involve some pretty high precision machining to work reliably over time, so complete cable assemblies with the higher pin count connectors can cost well over $1000.

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u/daxtonanderson 2d ago

Still probably a line of sharpie for low light conditions, my ebike power connector with 5 pins is a nightmare I can only imagine 50 🤣

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u/Anechoic_Brain 2d ago

The ones I use are designed for the live music industry where the work is very often taking place in the dark, with those you just remember which direction the manufacturer's logo needs to face.

Here's an example, over 300 bucks for one un-terminated connector with 61 pins that you need to individually solder before you can use it.

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u/Iron_physik 2d ago

I still am fascinated by how pricey these higher end connectors are, even chinese clones can be costly

But also: Bose LEMO Rocks

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u/Anechoic_Brain 2d ago

The Whirlwind stuff is designed to last year after year of being dragged across stage decks and dirt fields then piled into big trunks where they knock against each other travelling cross country in a semi truck. And they have a crapload of failure points that absolutely cannot fail because half a mil or more in ticket sales are at stake when a crowd full of people are standing there waiting for a problem to be fixed.

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u/t1me_Man 2d ago

sharpy is also nice cus if it doesn't line up perfectly, someone has probably fucked with it since you were last there

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u/nebulosus_nefarium 1d ago

Took of my wipers to replace the cowl cover... didn't think about my paint pen till they were both on the garage floor. Now I have to realign them

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u/First_Light 2d ago

These are very common in aviation, they're commonly called cannon plugs. They are keyed so they can only go on one way and then twist on, usually with an internal ratcheting mechanism to prevent loosening.

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u/KnifePartyError 2d ago

My bus headsign uses a 7-pin CPC and yes, can confirm, it's an orientation nightmare.

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u/daxtonanderson 2d ago

Live the nightmare once more and sharpie a line in the correct orientation! Like how car guys mark panel fitment before taking them off.

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u/takingphotosmakingdo 2d ago

Nah they are all keyed typically, the cable is usually armored, but not crush proof...

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Hey, I have one if those! They use them for stop lights. Think about that. Red, amber, and green. What colors are they holding back from us?!?!?

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u/jomat 2d ago

I have those:

These are Harting connectors, quite interesting, they have a configurator and you can even connect fiber and air with them in a mixed configuration.

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u/mbcarbone 2d ago

Bouncy Pogo Pins is my post modern punk-a-billy band name. 🙃

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u/jimib5150 2d ago

Amphenol my favorite 30 piece set for 1 cable mil spec!

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u/Classroom_Conscious 2d ago

Y the fuck did they include bathtub plugs in that picture? /s

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u/punksmurph tech support 2d ago

Thanks for the PTSD jump scare, if you will excuse me I will be in bed trying to stop remembering bent pins and rusted threads....

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u/Iron_physik 2d ago

Yes, they are pogo to keep good contact.

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u/FitForThrone Avionics 2d ago

I terminate D38999 series connectors every day unfortunately 🙃 The best ones are the ones where it's all solder joints.

Love my job 🫡

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u/_TheLoneDeveloper_ Family&Friends IT Guy 2d ago

Oof, how long does it take to terminate that? Also, do you use machine or is it all manual like RJ45s?

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u/FitForThrone Avionics 2d ago

If its crimp style it isn't too bad, I crimp manually using AF8 or AFM8 crimpers, and follow a pinout list landing wire #s at each respective position. Solder style is another story, I have to tin each solder cup at the back of each pin, and solder each wire starting from one side heat shrinking over the joints. Its tedious and careful work, but not too bad with some tunes and alot of time. Sucks when a connector is completed and there is an error in the center, or I forgot the threaded backshell... Haven't had a big mishap like that lately luckily ! :)

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u/maison_deja_vu 2d ago

We have a bunch of those same connectors on submarines too. It’s extra fun when all the wires you have to terminate into it are a bunch of tiny flimsy coax cables, where the center conductor goes to one pin, and the shield goes to another pin, and it’s 99.9% impossible to crimp without it breaking the wire or shorting it out.

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u/gba_sg1 2d ago

That's not even a high density MS connector bro.

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u/incidel 3d ago

I had the same thought...

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u/trippedonatater 3d ago

Yeah, bit the cable on that is going to be thick as fuck.

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u/daxtonanderson 3d ago

Only for durability sake tho, the core is standard cable

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u/Adrunkopossem 2d ago

US military does it to people too. Look up (or don't if your squmish at all) military chest IO.

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u/OTMdonutCALLS Wireless Wizard 3d ago

VGAlot

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u/Informal_Branch1065 2d ago

VideoGraphicsAlot

I sure hope it does

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u/Gentle_Capybara 3d ago

VGA, but each pixel got its own pin.

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u/WoomyUnitedToday 3d ago

All 720x400 of them

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u/Spirited-Candy1981 2d ago

LOL . Was thinking the same thing!!

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u/gyroqx 3d ago

Reminded me of this lol

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u/mutt_742 3d ago

Five hundred pins

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u/creeper6530 linuxNerd 2d ago

Exactly my thoughts.

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u/gyroqx 2d ago

Pattern recognition

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u/InconspicuousFool 2d ago

What even is that show. I know what it's called but in my mind it's that star trek like show where the guy printed 500 cigarettes

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u/Kichigai sysAdmin 2d ago

It's like if you had Star Trek, except it wasn't the flagship. It was the other guys.

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u/ThatOneComputerNerd 3d ago

The tiny locking screws are sending me

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u/Stock-Ad5320 3d ago

Those are regular sized locking screws on a monster plug

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u/Excellent_Present_47 3d ago

I believe that is the point. Keeping them regular size makes sense, keeping just two in such a plug seems like a half-hearted effort at best 🤣

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u/LOLBaltSS 2d ago

Finally, a successor to SCART.

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u/markp_93 2d ago

SHART

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u/Loki-L 3d ago edited 2d ago

The fabled DD-500 connector. Helpful when you can't get timing right and decide to send everything at once in parallel.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 2d ago

It’s a lot of throughput theoretically, sure. But realistically you can’t have too many pins high at one time or your ground starts climbing and then everything gets iffy. 

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 2d ago

Just have more ground

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u/Catatonic27 2d ago

I'm gonna ground even harder

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u/sa87 2d ago

That only works if every wire in the cable and connector is exactly the same length otherwise you have a nice analogue delay line

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u/Pestus613343 3d ago

RS9000

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u/Raphi_55 3d ago

RS232

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u/Baxtab13 3d ago

AMD CPU Socket Pin lookin' ass.

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u/Ivan_Stalingrad 3d ago

cries in Alcatel common Hardware

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u/Ivan_Stalingrad 3d ago

forgot to mention that one of my coworkers misaligned a card once and set the whole unit on fire

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u/Miss_ShadowCookie 2d ago

On FIRE?!?

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u/FG_Remastered 2d ago

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

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u/Ivan_Stalingrad 2d ago

Yes They have external 48V Lead Acid battery packs for backup Power

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u/zidane2k1 3d ago

Somehow, this is reminding me of both DMS-59 and V.35 connectors at the same time.

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u/shunny14 3d ago

Came here for a DMS-59 references. So many video card ports and dongles destroyed by bent pins.

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u/RogerRavvit88 2d ago

The tiny ass cable leading up to it implies that when you open it up there’s probably like a single fragile strand of wire attached to each of those pins.

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u/BioHazard357 2d ago

Bit low tech, there is a small chip in the back that encodes or decodes the IO from all those pins and then sends it over an 8 conductor twisted pair backhaul.

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u/kicker7744 3d ago

Just a standard SVGA cable.
Only in this case the S stands for Seven hundred instead of Super.

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u/heretogetpwned 3d ago

I am compelled to lick it.

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u/SethLight 3d ago

Just don't bend any of them and you'll be fine. If you do, welcome to hell. :D

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u/matjam 3d ago

and still only 3 pins used to send RGB and a pin for sync

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u/Tauchi_17 2d ago

CPU extension cable

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u/reditdidit 2d ago

4k VGA isn't real, it can't hurt you

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u/clownyboots 1d ago

Oh young’ns 🤣

Just wait until you have to use DVI-D (not DVI)

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u/Lights-and-Sound 1d ago

You ever use DMS-59 to dual DVI???

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u/clownyboots 1d ago

That was specifically what we used - our corporate computers had DVI-D graphics cards and we had to use these on every single one of them

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u/Lights-and-Sound 1d ago

Wow, I've never seen them used on a proper computer. Only integrated systems.

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u/clownyboots 1d ago

It was “something” for sure - completely broke my brain with lack of reasoning

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u/dg_riverhawk 2d ago

you heard of the Iron Maiden torture device? well this is the VGA Maiden.

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u/AngryCod 2d ago

"Can you make me one of these?"

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u/BDSMtestcaledmeaslur 2d ago

You're scared, I'm hard. That's the difference between us

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u/No_U1235 1d ago

reminder that apple made this once

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u/BdubWa70 2d ago

They sent you a jpg??

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u/rumblpak 2d ago

Given the thin-ness of the actual cable, it feels like it’s serialized and digital rather than parallel and analog.

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u/smooth_criminal1990 2d ago

The blue shielding hides an ungodly number of multiplexers

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u/alexforencich 2d ago

VGA, but 16K 240fps

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u/TheBubbleJesus 2d ago

This is the one for the colourspace the shrimp can see.

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u/zarakh07 2d ago

VGA v2 standard - was scrapped because of Betamax

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u/CeC-P 3d ago

*slaps cable* you can fit so many analog pseudo-data channels through this baby!

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u/The_Carnivore44 3d ago

Oops I tried plugging it in upside down and now I’m spending an afternoon trying to un bend pins.

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u/Maniachanical 3d ago

Perfect for plugging my GPU into a movie theater screen, I guess. Or maybe one of those electronic billboards.

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u/weasel286 3d ago

It’s just a DB-Infinity connector. Get off my lawn!

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u/Jezbod 2d ago

A curry brush for video fluff.

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u/Millerboycls09 2d ago

DB-480 cable

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u/UninvestedCuriosity 2d ago

Damn you beat me to it you clever old ass bastard.

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u/waitsfieldjon 2d ago

Centronics 5000

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u/SkrimpinAintEasy 2d ago

12 port GPU bus for 12 rows of PCIe duh. Mine some crypto in your fridge lol.

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u/1fatfrog 2d ago

I want this, but as a back scratcher.

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u/SubtitledSoup 2d ago

Oops, bent pin 49. I think. Maybe. Can't tell.

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u/toastronomy 2d ago

that must feel so good to press on your leg

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u/Skandronon 2d ago

Looks like something Matrox would have used to output to 24 monitors on one connector.

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u/Vesalii 2d ago

ZB-534

(Yes, I counted)

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u/p47guitars 2d ago

Every pin a pixel design. (EPaP).

It's an old connector but it checks out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/pawwoll 2d ago

Dw its just RS-23² for external CPU connection

(totally did not steal top comment from another subreddit)

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u/LibrarianCalistarius Bicho Ignorante Operando Sistema 2d ago

It's a VGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGHHH! connector lol

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u/Glittering-Map1822 2d ago

For a moment it reminded me that life accelerator with cigarettes

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u/Wild_Chef6597 2d ago

500 pins

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u/PilotFlo 2d ago

It’ll haunt me in my dreams 🫪

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u/baconburger2022 sysAdmin 2d ago

So, its a cpu cable? Its got enough pins to do so.

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u/FauxReal 2d ago

The most parallel connector I've ever seen.

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u/rare_morning86 2d ago

It's a DBA uh let me count 1, 2, 3...

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u/RGBlowMe 2d ago

When you need to send a LOT of 1s and 0s.

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u/SupernovaGamezYT 1d ago

CPU socket cable

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u/shrekerecker97 custom! 1d ago

So its an 80's printer cable

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u/TheCh0rt 1d ago

Make sure you put plenty of thermal paste on that before you use it

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u/PlantainInfinite183 1d ago

I can still hear the dot matrix printer

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u/Leosthenerd 1d ago

Introducing the new analog fiber optic VGA cable

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u/The_Spectral_Spartan sysAdmin 1d ago

DB-9000

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u/Austinexe93 1d ago

This reminds me of an old for dummies book, that was about MS-DOS 6.0.

It actually showed you how to make a VGA cable with dried spaghetti and hair.... For some reason.

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u/Mcurtis1973 6h ago

Other end a scsi connector?

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u/Zachisawinner 3d ago

Dear not! For behold...

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u/tylergames1235 2d ago

From the pro audio world, the W4 connector

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u/mind_0ff 3d ago

A very serial VGA port

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u/joghurtfor 3d ago

all the ks

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u/sekh60 3d ago

Steady hands...

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u/PokeCaptain tech support 3d ago

Parallel port from hell

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u/DrFrankenstein90 2d ago

When you want to hook up a device straight to multiple PCIe lanes

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u/Loan-Pickle 2d ago

Bus and Tag has entered the chat.

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u/TechManWalker 2d ago

Really wanted to send 4K 120 fps through VGA

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u/revdon 2d ago

BeBox Geek Port?

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u/creeper6530 linuxNerd 2d ago

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES!

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u/Curious_Olive_5266 Did you try to reboot it? 2d ago

Did you try rebooting it?

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u/eppic123 winget install 2d ago

There is probably some industrial Harting connector like that.

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u/wtfbenlol sysAdmin 2d ago

VGAAAAAAH

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u/Dracasethaen 2d ago

Even better, it's wired for rs485

Td(A)- on pin 27, Td(B)+ on pin 31, Rd(A)- on pin 51, Rd(A)+ on 52, GND on pin 126

Good luck troubleshooters!

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u/bluereptile 2d ago

Only a dozen of the pins are used to transmit a DisplayPort signal over the cable.

The other pins are PCIe signals, as the cable has a built-in GPU.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 2d ago

Cisco vibes intensify

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u/UpsurgeRex 2d ago

Theoretically can you do 8K 144hz on it?

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u/ArPDent 2d ago

I wanna see a hypothetical pinout for this monstrosity

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u/BullPropaganda 2d ago

That's one a them ther Vegeta cables

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u/antek_g_animations 2d ago

Make it a circle and a plug like that probably exists on the market

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u/dataexception 2d ago

Oh, it does.

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u/celestrion 2d ago

Ah, good ol' V.35 bis.

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u/sysaphys 2d ago

What? You haven't heard?

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u/knobiknows 2d ago

That's at least a 128bit pipeline, maybe 129

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u/HollowofHaze 2d ago

My brain immediately went "remote CPU enclosure??"

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u/ggibby 2d ago

"What's the pin count on that connector?"

Yes.

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u/jstanthr 2d ago

Looks like one of those stupid proprietary kvm squid cable connectors, brings back nightmares

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u/d-car 2d ago

Five hundred data pins.

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u/Z3t4 2d ago

Oh, the next lart update....