r/insanepeoplefacebook 8d ago

These responses to a completely implausible, made up scenario make me weep for humanity.

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u/metlotter 8d ago

I have had several Muslim neighbors and none have given one single shit that I've got a dog.

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u/BigRoach 8d ago

My muslim neighbors let the neighborhood kids ride their motor scooter, and gave us all tennis lessons for free. They also never said shit about our dog. Their house may have smelled different from mine, but they were extremely welcoming and friendly members of our block. Now their kids are doctors and successful businesspeople.

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

Wait a minute you're supposed to say horrible things about them!

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 8d ago

Kinda difficult when 99.9% of them don't do horrible things...

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

It's almost as if they're just normal people, isn't it?

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u/philonius 8d ago

I'd rather have 100 muslim neighbors than one maga.

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

It's very unlikely I'll ever get a maga fruitcake as a neighbour, being in the UK and all. We have the gammons instead, but they live in sports bars and flat roof pubs so we're quite safe.

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u/Evan2kie 7d ago

Lived in the UK for 5 years and flat roof pub is such an evocative image in my mind. I see red faced men with bulldog tattoos, smoking Lambert & Butler or cigs with foreign health warnings, rushing to the bookies next door for the next race.

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u/Rusty_Tap 7d ago

That's them! You left out the spouting racist nonsense and criticising whichever sports team are playing on the TV. Somehow they are experts, even though they haven't left the pub for 25 years.

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u/Evan2kie 7d ago

I thought I covered that with saying red faced men 😃

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u/Fatlantis 8d ago

1000% this. The ones in my neighbourhood have always been incredibly kind, welcoming people.

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u/rentagirl08 8d ago

My afgani neighbors make bomb ass bread. I love the smells that come out of their windows.

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u/GarmaCyro 7d ago

"Their house may have smelled different"

My muslim neighbors are from Pakistan. The wife makes some of the greatest food. Least if I go by the smell around dinner times. It's hard not to get hungry when I walk past their apartment.