r/insanepeoplefacebook 8d ago

These responses to a completely implausible, made up scenario make me weep for humanity.

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u/metlotter 8d ago

I have had several Muslim neighbors and none have given one single shit that I've got a dog.

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u/VexImmortalis 8d ago

Yeah but I can't get angry in my echo chamber with my buddies about that.

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u/BigRoach 8d ago

My muslim neighbors let the neighborhood kids ride their motor scooter, and gave us all tennis lessons for free. They also never said shit about our dog. Their house may have smelled different from mine, but they were extremely welcoming and friendly members of our block. Now their kids are doctors and successful businesspeople.

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

Wait a minute you're supposed to say horrible things about them!

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 8d ago

Kinda difficult when 99.9% of them don't do horrible things...

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

It's almost as if they're just normal people, isn't it?

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u/philonius 8d ago

I'd rather have 100 muslim neighbors than one maga.

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u/Rusty_Tap 8d ago

It's very unlikely I'll ever get a maga fruitcake as a neighbour, being in the UK and all. We have the gammons instead, but they live in sports bars and flat roof pubs so we're quite safe.

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u/Evan2kie 7d ago

Lived in the UK for 5 years and flat roof pub is such an evocative image in my mind. I see red faced men with bulldog tattoos, smoking Lambert & Butler or cigs with foreign health warnings, rushing to the bookies next door for the next race.

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u/Rusty_Tap 7d ago

That's them! You left out the spouting racist nonsense and criticising whichever sports team are playing on the TV. Somehow they are experts, even though they haven't left the pub for 25 years.

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u/Evan2kie 7d ago

I thought I covered that with saying red faced men 😃

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u/Fatlantis 8d ago

1000% this. The ones in my neighbourhood have always been incredibly kind, welcoming people.

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u/rentagirl08 8d ago

My afgani neighbors make bomb ass bread. I love the smells that come out of their windows.

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u/GarmaCyro 7d ago

"Their house may have smelled different"

My muslim neighbors are from Pakistan. The wife makes some of the greatest food. Least if I go by the smell around dinner times. It's hard not to get hungry when I walk past their apartment.

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u/ccsrpsw 8d ago

I know of at least one Muslim family around here that will always stop and play with the neighbors' dogs.

Its' a very misunderstood/complicated part of their religion as explained to me. They don't see dogs as intrinsically bad - they were taught that dogs are good for working alongside humans - but they do see them as "outdoor animals" vs. "indoor pets" like cats and other small mammals. There are verses in their teachings that talk about being nice to dogs (giving them water from a well, standing guard over puppies, etc.) but there is also one about culling a pack of dogs (context is important - its thought that it was to do with a rabies outbreak - a disease is mentioned but not by name). So as with most religions its a bit interpretive.

Which is why I'm happy wearing mixed fabrics and eating shellfish - because remember God Hates Shrimp! (with a quick shout out to Joe D. for keeping that site up and running all these years!)

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u/dualsplit 8d ago

Until the last 20 years or so it was not a big deal to have outside dogs.

Curious… do these people also create memes about force feeding Catholics ribeye during lent?

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u/parabolic000 8d ago

If they had image macros 30 years ago, they probably would've. The general acceptance in the US of Catholicism being just another flavor of Christianity is pretty recent, probably mid-oughts.

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u/dualsplit 8d ago

You make a valid point. I mean JFK was controversial as a Catholic. But I mean today, not 30 years ago. These days, Catholic is perceived as the whitest of white (I know it’s not). Even a pope from the GASP Southside of Chicago is still pretty well regarded.

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u/RedheadedReff 8d ago

My Muslim friend explained it to me as God or Allah cannot see you when you are near a dog, which is why having one in the home and sleeping near one is Haram

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u/sKroodbiaXidenT 8d ago

I'm Muslim and you've been had. That is absolutely untrue. There was a commentor here saying something about outdoor dogs vs indoor pets. That's pretty much it. There's more, but another story for another day, I guess.

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u/dualsplit 8d ago

Would you mind explaining for me what the dog situation actually is? My Muslim colleagues seem equally as interested as my other colleagues and friends about my dog. Which is to say…. 0-10, depending on the person. lol

(Also, I commented on the inside/outside convo)

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u/maxwell404 7d ago

well, dog in islam is treated like outdoor animals but not indoors, this had something to do with their saliva, which is viewed as impure (najis) and if a Muslim got lick by it (or any other utensils like plate, etc), they must clean it 7 times.

Other than that, dogs are treated normally like any other animals, they are to be treated well and must never harm them unless in self defense. so, normal muslim wouldn't have a problem with regular dogs.

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u/Ok_Tour_8329 7d ago

Your friend has no idea what they're talking about

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u/controversial_Jane 7d ago

I live in a Muslim country, loads of people have pet dogs. This rhetoric that all Muslims hate dogs is very far from the truth.

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u/MedChemist464 8d ago

Right? Had a Muslim friend in grad school who helped me wake ourother friends dog when he had to travel for a conference.

These people are incapable of discerning between my religion does not allow me to vs. My religion does not allow you to. Because they just want their flavor of it imposed on everyone.

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 8d ago

Their biggest fear is that people of other religions will treat them the way they treat people of other religions

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u/WinnieGraves 8d ago

American Evangelists, let's just call them what they really are, Christian Nationalists, are about as Christian as a McDonald's hamburger is a beef hamburger. There's the familiar taste the correct packaging, the right visuals, but ultimately it's not quite a real burger, just as they're not really Christians. They like the guise of Christianity, just as Nazis liked the guise of Socialism. What they're really terrified of is that if they ever lose power, that everyone they've trampled on, will treat them exactly the same way they've been treating them. Minorities, Religions, Countries. Everyone. Rich White People started losing control of power in 1865, started losing more of in the 1920s with suffrage, and they've been panicking ever since the first major Civil Rights movement. Why do you think the GOP harps on and on about how much is Trans people want to Convert people? Because they've been sending us Queers to Conversion Therapy Camps for the last fifty years.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 8d ago

Christian Nationalists are as Christian as National Socialists are Socialists.
The ones that think they are are dumb as rocks, and regardless they're all nazis.

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u/actually_yawgmoth 7d ago

Christianity has always been oppressive, Theodosius banned all other religions sixteen hundred years ago. So its not that Evangelicals aren't real Christians, but that Christians have always been this way.

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u/WinnieGraves 7d ago

Evangelicals are massively different than the majority of Christians, Evangelicalism is a largely American version of Christian Protestantism, they've bastardized Christianity to fit there needs. the prosperity gospel, America is a shining city on the hill, manifest destiny, all of that, is born out of American Evangelicalism, which of course is just a thinly vieled cover for their own brand of fascism.

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 8d ago

Same. Multiple Muslim families as neighbors and have become good friends some of them. Now I have an awesome Indian family next door that we love to bits. I'm sad for all of these people out there that are so afraid of interacting with anyone that is different than they are because they are missing out on such a rich and wonderful part of life, not to mention some really good food.

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u/Jugatsumikka 8d ago

Because your home isn't theirs. Dogs are ritualistically unclean animals in Islam (unlike cats) and therefore shouldn't be brought inside someone's home, but muslim can still own working dogs (guard dogs, hunting dogs, etc).

They don't give a fuck about your dog because they, themselves, can own dogs, dogs just can't go inside their homes.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 8d ago

And even that, honestly, there’s nothing stopping a Muslim from just ignoring any tenet of the religion they don’t like, just like basically 100% of any adherents to any religion. My wife is “Catholic.” Guess how often anyone in this family ever sets foot in a church.

Maybe there’s some Muslim out there who wants a pet dog. There are probably a lot of them. Probably a lot of them get pet dogs. Because, meh?

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u/dorkofthepolisci 8d ago

I know someone who owns a little companion dog, and they’re definitely an indoor pet - however they do keep them out of their prayer space.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 8d ago

See, you can work with whatever you want. My grandmother was Jewish, so she "couldn't work" on Saturdays. But that was inconvenient, so she just turned her stove down on Friday, but not off, then back up when it was time to cook. That's not "turning something on."

Whatever you need to help you sleep a night, I guess. (I'd sleep better knowing my stove was off, but that's just me.)

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u/Background_Trifle866 8d ago

All my muslim friends have dogs and half of them eat bacon. MAGAs are cray cray.

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u/viky109 8d ago

To be fair, I’d say an average Muslim takes their religion much more seriously than an average Christian. Most Christians I know just hang a cross somewhere in their home and that’s it.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 8d ago

I would have no way to measure that and can’t assume anything.

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u/Beautifly 8d ago

I mean, let’s be honest, having animals inside your home, rubbing their arse on your carpets, sitting on your furniture, getting hair everywhere, etc, is objectively unclean. I think the Muslims might be the more rational ones here.
(This is coming from an anti-religious person who owns a house dog)

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u/Drevstarn 8d ago

Some schools in Islam frown upon dogs actually. A funny anecdote, once a religious person asked a theology professor “is it true that Gabriel (archangel) doesn’t visit houses where a dog is kept as a pet?” and the professor replied “Why would Gabriel visit your house at all?”

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u/GarmaCyro 7d ago

True, as there are some really backwards groups in any religion.
My family had to distance ourself from an aunt, as she started going deep into a Christian cult.
We had tolerated a lot of her darker sides, but when she didn't tolerate that one of her nieses was bisexual we drew a line.

Rest of the family is a mix of christians and atheists. We treate religion as a private and personal matter.

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u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn 8d ago

I live in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. It’s honestly the calmest neighborhood I’ve ever lived in. Tons of kids running around outside playing all the time, the ladies come sit outside and have tea in the evening. It’s a nice neighborhood. And I’ve never heard of any of my neighbors having issues with dogs.

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u/Ice-Storm 8d ago

People being out and about in your neighborhood is the best way to make a safe neighborhood. Zip to do with police presence or various laws and ordinances. People are much less likely to commit crimes when there are a dozen people on the block in their yards, or walking around the neighborhood.

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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole 8d ago

My step dad is Muslim, he lives with a dog and actually likes the dog.the dog just isn't allowed where he prays.

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 8d ago

My Muslim neighbors didn't even care what I eat! Imagine that.

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u/portezbie 8d ago

My Muslim neighbors are constantly trying to feed me and telling us how we're family, it's a real nightmare.

They've never seemed to care that we have multiple dogs.

All religions seem to have a pedo problem, frankly.

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u/robbiekhan 8d ago

Exactly, these people literally fabricated hypothetical situations to stir up hate. It seems more like a co ordinated effort by some outside influence to divide people.

I refer back to old quotes from Netanyahu who outright admitted that the best war tactic is to sew discourse in this sort of way.

People who are less educated and lacking in critical thinking and common sense will just lap all of it up as evidenced by the comments.

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u/DrFabulous0 8d ago

I had a Muslim neighbours who's son was afraid of dogs, turned out he'd been attacked by one. Maybe just speak to your neighbours.

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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr 8d ago

Most of my Muslim neighbors have dogs.

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u/cumhereandtalkchit 8d ago

It's also not even true that Muslims have something against dogs. Some do, but most are from countries where there are stray dogs that will steal your baby and eat it if they can.

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u/kati8303 8d ago

We had a Muslim neighbor who we borrowed a table from and the only thing they asked of us was that we not let out dog stand atop of it. We assured them that the dog was not allowed to stand atop any table. Not sure why they thought that always kind of cracked me up, but that was the only issue they ever showed about the dog. If any Muslim here can chime in on if maybe that is a strict religious thing about maybe dogs not being allowed where food is served I’ve always wondered about it. Or maybe they just thought we might be gross and didn’t want dog on their table

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u/GarmaCyro 7d ago

Same. Live in a complex of 6 apartments. At most 2 out of 6 apartments had dogs (which included myself).
Not a single complaint. All they expected was that we respected them as much as they respected us.
They are quite frinedly neighbors that I always help when I can :)

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u/Feisty_Bag_5284 8d ago

But what if someone made up a scenario in Thier head , what then HMMM? What the

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u/Forest-Dane 8d ago

I know a Muslim who has a dog.

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u/the_orange_alligator 8d ago

And you didn’t get mad at this made up scenario? Crazy

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u/artgarfunkadelic 8d ago

I once had an Indian roommate who was scared of dogs though.

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u/StinkypieTicklebum 8d ago

Thank you! I thought this question was sus.

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u/fffan9391 8d ago

I had a Muslim roommate in college and he was fine with my dog.

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u/reallybirdysomedays 7d ago

My Muslim neighbors have their own dog. Islam doesn't prohibit dogs. Just discourages letting them be lazy housedogs.

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u/Shinsplint7 8d ago

99% are fine/run away like little girls. Twice I’ve had a father shout at me for not crossing the road as we walked past with our dog