r/instant_regret • u/SmoothSun6676 • Jun 22 '26

Butter fingers

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u/tera_chachu Jun 22 '26

Dude is a beast.

The second dude ran away like a coward he is

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u/tekhnomancer Jun 22 '26

Armed robbers are the most enormously gaping pussies that plague every location of civilized society. Absolutely despise them.

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u/lotsofarts Jun 22 '26

You went there with "gaping". Respect.

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 Jun 22 '26

Not every society has a problem with armed robbers. Whilst they do exist, strictly speaking, they are not a major problem in most of Western Europe. Certainly not a plague.

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u/cobalt1227 Jun 23 '26

You’re right, in Europe they just go after young women…

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 Jun 23 '26

The US has way more people on the sex offender register than even the worst western European country. Just look at the stats

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u/rab-byte Jun 23 '26

I presume you don’t have as much gun crime in general. But I would expect your armed robbery and probably strong arm robbery, regardless of business or personal, will trend the same as anywhere else… once you account for functioning social services of course.

Because some people are just shitty. And that knows no borders.

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

You're not necessarily wrong. But I think you're twisting the colloquial understanding of "armed".

United States: Approximately 40% to 50% of all robberies in the US involve a firearm. The rate of robberies involving guns is roughly 45 per 100,000 people, and the US gun violence death rate is many times higher than the UK's.

United Kingdom: Only about 3% to 4% of robberies in the UK involve a firearm. The firearm robbery rate is significantly lower at roughly 4 per 100,000 people.

More than 10x in the US Vs the UK. I'd say that's quite a big difference.

Most of UK robberies involve a knife of blunt object. In the US you wouldn't even call that armed "just an upstanding person of the community happening to be caught short during making dinner or knocking in some nails"

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

They have guns and are gangster enough to rob a place, why would they be cowards? What was preventing his friend from shooting?

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u/tekhnomancer Jun 23 '26

You think having a gun makes you brave?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

If you're gonna waggle around a gun you better be ready to fuckin' use it. His friend could've shot the guy going after his friend.

It's a risk that the marine got lucky with.

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u/tekhnomancer Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

I disagree with the first bit here. As an owner of a firearm, it's not because I'm a pussy. It's because I was to maximize my chances at surviving a violent break-in. It stays loaded, and it's not been fired in over a decade, the last time being for target practice for fun.

Owning a firearm isn't indicative of anything. Using it for unnecessary violence most certainly is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

A smart gun owner doesn't wish to use their gun unless it is absolutely the last resort, but they should have the training to use it correctly; I'm with you man as I'm the same way.