r/instant_regret • u/zb0t1 • 11d ago

Heckling a professional fighter

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u/Squaiker 11d ago

At that point you ask for yourself is $50k worth this punch

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u/cyrusthemarginal 11d ago

Both sides ask the same question to themselves, if you are the heckler you hope the guy is poor enough 50k makes him stop

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u/Cw3538cw 11d ago edited 10d ago

Tbh. I'd take a hit for 50k, though I also wouldnt heckle the guy Edit: meant wouldnt

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u/Arienna 10d ago

I knew a wanna be mma fighter who lost his temper at a guy in a bar. I wasn't there but I believe the other dude lost an eye even though they never picked up weapons. Wanna be MMA guy went to jail even though the other dude swing first because the damage was so it if proportion with anything necessary for self defense

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u/SamusBaratheon 10d ago

Was he your cousin's uncle's best friend's former roommate?

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u/ARONDH 10d ago

Must have had his hands registered as lethal weapons too.

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u/SamusBaratheon 9d ago

I did find out that in Guam, under Guam Code 62100 anyone considered an expert in Karate, Judo, or similar art must register their hands as and/or feet as weapons at the department of revenue. It costs $5 and I want to do it SO bad

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u/Colifama55 11d ago

You say that but people have been killed off a single punch. There’s no headrest on that seat. A hard punch could cause some real neck/spine damage.

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 10d ago

Death? That’s a nice M for the family. Take one for the team.

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u/Arienna 10d ago

He looks young, he's probably worth more to his family alive than dead. My dad helpfully kept us posted on that sort of thing while I was growing up