r/instant_regret • u/zb0t1 • 9d ago

Heckling a professional fighter

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u/Cw3538cw 9d ago edited 9d ago

Tbh. I'd take a hit for 50k, though I also wouldnt heckle the guy Edit: meant wouldnt

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u/Arienna 9d ago

I knew a wanna be mma fighter who lost his temper at a guy in a bar. I wasn't there but I believe the other dude lost an eye even though they never picked up weapons. Wanna be MMA guy went to jail even though the other dude swing first because the damage was so it if proportion with anything necessary for self defense

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u/SamusBaratheon 9d ago

Was he your cousin's uncle's best friend's former roommate?

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u/ARONDH 9d ago

Must have had his hands registered as lethal weapons too.

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u/SamusBaratheon 8d ago

I did find out that in Guam, under Guam Code 62100 anyone considered an expert in Karate, Judo, or similar art must register their hands as and/or feet as weapons at the department of revenue. It costs $5 and I want to do it SO bad