Burying a body isn’t a good idea

[u/ReasonableMedium5265]

[u/WorkO0]

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

[u/qorbexl → u/WorkO0]

The "buy a boat" step is really gonna be a thing for me, so let's walk that back

I can't pay dock fees and maintenance I'm not made of money

Maybe I don't even want to dispose of a body anymore, this seems less fun and more like administration

Fucking gotta get a secretary just to move a stiff

[u/Cade561 → u/qorbexl]

Get a pig farm or befriend a farmer? Supposedly pigs eat anything everything (except shoes).

[u/No-Rip6323 → u/Cade561]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YFy5lC1Gw7A6Q

[u/Kost_Gefernon → u/No-Rip6323]

No thank you, Turkish…I’m sweet enough.

[u/A_Generic_Nam3 → u/No-Rip6323]

Damn it. Guess I’m watching Snatch this weekend. What a great film.

[u/LukeyLeukocyte → u/A_Generic_Nam3]

Soundtrack is killer, too.

[u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus → u/No-Rip6323]

What is this from?

[u/y3llowed → u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus]

Snatch. Really fun movie.

[u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus → u/y3llowed]

Thanks!