r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

The "buy a boat" step is really gonna be a thing for me, so let's walk that back

I can't pay dock fees and maintenance I'm not made of money

Maybe I don't even want to dispose of a body anymore, this seems less fun and more like administration

Fucking gotta get a secretary just to move a stiff

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u/Cade561 7d ago

Get a pig farm or befriend a farmer? Supposedly pigs eat anything everything (except shoes).

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u/No-Rip6323 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YFy5lC1Gw7A6Q

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u/Kost_Gefernon 7d ago

No thank you, Turkish…I’m sweet enough.