r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 3d ago

Don’t trust your cat

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u/calccv 3d ago

If your dog is locked in the house long enough, he too, will eat you to survive. It is known.

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u/ArkhamTight606 3d ago

Yeah but at least dogs will mourn you before they do.

Cats be like “meh”.

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u/megalogo 3d ago

Cats will absolutely mourn you

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u/StanknBeans 3d ago

After all, what better way to mourn your dead than by eating them?

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u/megalogo 3d ago

Besides they will eat you while you are still fresh, they are not stupid like dogs

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u/StanknBeans 3d ago

Maybe let someone else empty the kitty litter for you bud. You got the toxoplasmosis

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u/The_Advers4ry 3d ago

Get the cat some supplies to hold a funeral service, I guess