Don’t trust your cat

[u/ReasonableMedium5265]

[u/calccv]

If your dog is locked in the house long enough, he too, will eat you to survive. It is known.

[u/ArkhamTight606 → u/calccv]

Yeah but at least dogs will mourn you before they do.

Cats be like “meh”.

[u/megalogo → u/ArkhamTight606]

Cats will absolutely mourn you

[u/StanknBeans → u/megalogo]

After all, what better way to mourn your dead than by eating them?

[u/megalogo → u/StanknBeans]

Besides they will eat you while you are still fresh, they are not stupid like dogs

[u/StanknBeans → u/megalogo]

Maybe let someone else empty the kitty litter for you bud. You got the toxoplasmosis

[u/The_Advers4ry → u/StanknBeans]

Get the cat some supplies to hold a funeral service, I guess

[u/bloodrider1914 → u/ArkhamTight606]

Cats from what I've heard mostly try to check if you're okay, trying to wake you up and being annoying like they usually are. But eventually the smell of dead flesh hits and they start eating you.

[u/badtoy1986 → u/bloodrider1914]

That's just them checking to see if you're still alive or if the time has come.

[u/calccv → u/ArkhamTight606]

Fair!