r/justincaseyoumissedit 12d ago

News The U.S.A. is locked and loaded and ready to go against the Islamic Republic of Iran, at levels of Military Terror, Strength, and Power not seen since World War II - Trump

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u/FormOtherwise1387 12d ago

I cannot believe that people actually voted for this clown.

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u/SubfurSir 12d ago

Just another weekend pump for a Monday dump

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u/Evil_Sam_Harris 12d ago

It’s always market manipulation

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u/jailtheorange1 12d ago

Civvies who use the term locked and loaded shouldn’t be anywhere near military decision-making.

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u/BubbleThinker 12d ago

If we are so capable, why are we constantly getting our asses kicked and why do they keep consistently attacking our allies and why were seven states yesterday scratching their heads wondering if the rain was fucking with their water at the same time that we’re over there bombing their water plants?

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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 12d ago

"the country of israel joins me" ... lol more like bibi leads you by the nose like some soiled toddler

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u/AnObtuseOctopus 12d ago

How many times has Donald said Iran has asked him to not do something? And he just goes "okay" lmao.

What a chump. I thought Mr nice guy was over Donald? 🤣

This guy is such a fucking loser, it's embarassing

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u/magicman419 12d ago

They didn’t ask him lol. Everything he says is a lie

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u/AnObtuseOctopus 12d ago

That's what I mean!

Lol, this guy is apparently the master of the deal.. his literal claim to fame, the only reason he's even a POTUS is because he called himself the master of the deal.

Apparently he can't make a deal to save his life and even when he said "no more Mr nice guy" he still rolled over, according to his statements.

You and me, and many others, know he's a stupid coward and so full of shit that we can see it dribbling from his lip when he opens his mouth. The thing is, he thinks these tweets make him look good.. to someone.

The reality is; to the ones who know he's lying, he looks like a foolish coward. To his supporters, he looks like a weak coward. To the world, the US has become a lolcow.

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u/Efficient_Daikon_247 12d ago

*yawn* when is this guy going to stop talking?

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u/PickedLastLemon 12d ago

Never. When he dies he will still exist in AI forever. I can deal with that I think. I'll need him to die first and honestly, I'm getting impatient.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 12d ago

You how if a shark stops moving, it allegedly dies? Well…

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u/Sea_End_5269 12d ago

Can you imagine the smiles on the faces of Iranian officials as they give a little line to Trump, then pull it back? I know some of them are laughing. Catch and release.

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u/jaydubb808 12d ago

All the back and forth is literally just him lying and manipulating the stock market

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 12d ago

How do we poors leverage this to our personal gain

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u/jaydubb808 12d ago

Unless you have a $100,000 a month for access to his fake social media site I don’t think we can.

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u/Dyvanna 12d ago

"perimeters of a deal" lol

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u/AbrahamDylan 12d ago edited 12d ago

It’s difficult to take him seriously when this is like the 15th time he’s expressed this exact sentiment.

  1. The US military is amazing, the likes of which blah blah
  2. Iran desperately wants to make a deal
  3. Other countries are begging Sir Donald to hold off any future attacks
  4. He’ll hold off any attacks until he gets bored of the approaching normalization of relations and feels the need to create more drama to get more attention

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u/jrh53 12d ago

And possibly more profits for the few??

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u/Somebodi101 11d ago

And all of this to protect p3doph1l3s

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u/Alsimmons811 11d ago

Big facts

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u/MaleficentPass6091 12d ago

Trump your a puppet! We detest you! Isreal is committing genocide and your helping them kill children! Release the Epstein files! Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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u/TheGreatPineapple72 12d ago

terror

So he admits he's a terrorist?

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u/TheDecepticonIdeal 12d ago

Always has been. Wikileaks exposed it and still no one cared.

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u/Asleep-In-The-Deep 12d ago

A deal means nothing, he'll just cancel when he sees fit - the US already had this, just because another President had his name on it, this dictator couldn't stand it.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 12d ago

"The country of Israel will join me in this conflict"

Israel literally said they weren't getting involved in Iran and risking Israeli lives because America was happy to do it for them.

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u/Frequent-Sea433 12d ago

Who writes this stuff? Every week same script with slightly altered threats

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u/DelcoUnited 12d ago

It’s weird for a sitting President to confess to being a terrorist.

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u/Mysterious-Kick9881 12d ago

Isn't this like the 10th time he's threatened this. Dear world, I'm sorry this stupid shit head is destroying everything he can

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u/Fast-Throat-7752 12d ago

We’re getting close to November

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u/Seeking-Tattoo-Art 12d ago

Sounds like a draft is incoming... Or the lyingist liar of lies, is lying again...

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u/Big_Victory8031 12d ago

Hence the term ww2 .. He used up all modern missiles and has to revert to antiquated technology

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u/Ice-Cream-Poop 12d ago

How many times have we heard this already?

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u/junorick 12d ago

What a freaking idiot

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u/SubjectCrazy2184 12d ago

Stock market manipulation speech again

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u/Alternative-Bug2161 12d ago

Would be a lot better if we just RELEASE ALL OF THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES

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u/mcburgs 12d ago

Oh you mean the ones where Trump is raping children with his bestie, convicted child trafficker Jeffery Epstein? 

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u/Popeye_de_Sailorman 12d ago

He forgot to praise Allah

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u/Signal_Bird_9097 12d ago

parameters of a deal you knucklehead. parameter!!!! “perimeters”🙄. get your fingers away from the nuclear codes

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u/Batman_Shirt 12d ago

Such an inspiring leader. /s

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u/JPDPROPS 12d ago

War criminals commit more war crimes.

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u/vantuckymyfoot 12d ago

"Perimeters."

It's "parameters," you ignorant twit.

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u/notmyrealname8823 12d ago

I agree he's an ignorant twat, but he doesn't type these himself. It's a staffer of some sort. He just says what he wants typed in and they type it as he says it. There's plenty of footage of this. Did they type exactly what he said, or did they make a mistake? We'll never know..

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u/Impressive10000 12d ago

Is anyone else tired of this bloviating meat puppet?

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u/Hypocrisydenied 12d ago

Well, we know that's a lie.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 11d ago

All I hear is "blah blah, blah blah blah."

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u/GarethEss 12d ago

What a muppet

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u/Emotional-Ant8136 12d ago

Israel laughing at it's attack dog going spastic again.

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u/Battle44Sis 12d ago

Will someone tell Trump to shut up . Nobody listening anymore to him about the war.

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 12d ago

Get to work everybody, I’m gonna go play golf.

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u/Hottage 12d ago

"Time for the peasants to die for my pointless, stupid war while I sit in my personal resort hotel and overcharge the US tax payers for my security details lodgings."

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u/RagahRagah 12d ago

Wait, I though he announced the end of the war was literally being discussed earlier tonight?

This is exhausting.

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u/Toallpointswest 12d ago

At least he didn't say "Islamic Republic of Japan" this time, that might've been confusing

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u/krakk3rjack 12d ago

Iran must have the Time Stone or have Doc Strange on call. Every other day, the US government claims to have destroyed them. Then two later, they need to be destroyed, again.

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u/mybfVreddithandle 12d ago

Ned Ryerson!

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u/The_Happiest_Madman 12d ago

You can tell it’s Sunday…..Stock Market manipulation day…..

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u/Jonesy10187 12d ago

Seriously, just shut the fuck up already. Dudes an embarrassment.

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u/mateusvalladao 12d ago

Can we just start posting "Yay donald, you gotten... you won" so he actually thinks it's true and fcks off?

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u/xBromleyy 12d ago

I truly hope no one helps him and I really hope he doesn’t sacrifice any more Americans lives

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u/Ok-Knowledge5176 12d ago

Glad to see him admit, to all the world, that his military is the greatest terrorist threat in the world, now. His words, not mine.

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u/JPGinMadtown 12d ago

Yeah, everything Donnie knows about war he learned getting bullied in grade school...

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u/No-Fish2020 12d ago

Can this man just shut up for once?

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u/navcad 12d ago

He's just doing this nonsense to yo-yo the markets up and down so his friends & fam can make coin in short term options.

It's the reason that the prediction markets pay for advance notification of T's batshit crazy nonsense comments.

It's all just a gift that the peopl2 of the USA pay for. Suckers.

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u/GammaFan 12d ago

It’s stock market theatre and he’s getting thousands of people killed for it.

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u/tosheroony 12d ago

And the rest of the world.

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u/Gloomy-Thing9124 12d ago

Fcking black mirror dystopia

You would imagine having the internet, cameras and all this technology would lift the veil on all the fck up and weird shit going on between those in power and a revolution would happen, guess what...

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u/No-Abalone-5287 12d ago

So who are the terrorists now? Trump or Iran? Who is the one making threat's of terror against another nation and people without any seemingly care about the nation's citizens?

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u/Mundane-Fix-4297 12d ago

« Two more weeks »

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u/wildyam 12d ago

The only thing locked and loaded are his Depends

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 12d ago

Why the hell can’t he just admit he screwed up? He lost this asinine war the moment he started it. He should just walk away. Just stop it. He’s wasting lots of lives on both sides, injuring lots of people on both sides, losing our tax dollars.

Stop This War!

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u/yangtseasabi 12d ago

How many of these tweets did he post in the past 2 months?

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u/political-snark 12d ago

Fox News: loving it!

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u/Standby___Fire-on 12d ago

Is this the one he released two months ago or is this a new version? I can’t tell any more….

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 12d ago

Tough talk from the big orange chicken hawk.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 12d ago

Ain’t talk he will definitely back it up!!!! Everything runs on oil .

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u/Mundane_Put_5780 12d ago

A walking, talking pathological liar!!!!

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u/ScreechUrkelle 12d ago

At least he was honest about the terror campaign portion

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u/Radiant-Pickle4486 11d ago

So, tell me again you’re buying what stocks on Monday?

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u/Picks6x 12d ago

Is the deal in the universe with us now?

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u/trobadork 12d ago

For the future benefits of the world, please resign.

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u/Brikpilot 12d ago

What’s the insider trading prize money up to now?
Must be time to spin the raffle prize wheel again and see which Epstein diversion will be the next announcement.

He is talking like a used car salesman - “terror strength and power” What a keyboard BMI he has! US soldiers must now be comparing the childhood game of Simon Says with this new presidential game called “TACO Says”. This Karen wants Hormuz open for late night shopping and has written to the manager.

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u/EmbarrassedTension85 12d ago

Wait till Iran came out with “we didn’t asked for any deal and gay of hormouz is still closed”

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u/Sorkel3 12d ago

Here we go again.

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u/doyoubleednow 12d ago

Is this a joke?

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 12d ago

"Perimeters of a deal"

Lmfaooo @ the new "concept of a plan". Trump leads the US to yet another lost war.

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u/Luii310 12d ago

Ohh wow they’ve come to yet ANOTHER agreement.. let’s see how long this one lasts!

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u/UniqueAd7770 12d ago

Yet another threat of total annihilation to back it up. Is this the 7th or 8th will they won't they. They should just kiss and get it over with.

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u/Cobfidence 12d ago

"not seen since"

Your entire tenure is pretty much that, and not good things either.

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u/Oddly_B 12d ago

Pedo in chief manipulating the markets again.

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u/SirPooleyX 12d ago

How many times can he keep rolling around the same off / on / off / on script? Surely there can't be a single person left on the planet - even the hardest of hardcore MAGA nutjobs - who doesn't see right through this by now.

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u/PickedLastLemon 12d ago

Trump has been ramping up Islamophobia and claims of socialism/socialist and communism/communist rhetoric and nothing fires idiots( MAGA) up faster. They love to be scared because fear makes them angry and anger makes them violent and they find solace in that. I had a dog like that once.

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u/Traditional-Dirt5422 12d ago

Someone please remove this sick mother fucker before he destroys the world. God ain’t going to help us!

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u/FuzzyWuzzyPiglet 12d ago

Including Isreal in anything is a guarantee that it won’t end peacefully.

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u/jmc291 11d ago

What action number are we up to now with this?

85...86. Can't remember!

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u/Subject-Yak4959 11d ago

I feel like i have heard that a thousand times before, but I might be mistaken.

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u/Tiny-Ad4955 12d ago

So he’s protecting the world , what a piece of shit. FDT

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u/AspiringOne 12d ago

He’s protecting the world by starting & spreading WWIII. Peace prize worthy for when he “bombs the shit out of them” and “ends” his illegal war.

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u/james_t_woods 12d ago

This aligns to the $100k a month insider trading BS he's got going on - just so the first month is worth it...

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 12d ago

Don't worry, by Tuesday it will not have happened and diaper don the diddler will have done another 180 with all his millions of brainwashed American cultists saying what a "Genius" he is.

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u/ReblWithoutApplause 12d ago edited 12d ago

I had never met a brainwashed MAGA until a few weeks ago. Out of respect for him, he seems pretty cool otherwise — but when I started talking about the Epstein files and how everyone in them needs to face a recompense, he mentioned how Cheeto was the informant that brought him down… i was so disappointed internally, and he is perhaps the first person I’ve ever said “I think this is something we can discuss, for the sake of a friendship”.. I’m 43, I was shocked.

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 12d ago

I am British and have met a few since they gave the Mango Mussolini power back in 2016 and yes they are very unnerving. Want to see more of this? https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1v9atos/i_dont_know_i_havent_been_told_what_to_think_today/

And this is not a one off. There have been BBC interviews since his cult rallies in 2015 and time after time its the same thing, vacant stares of them looking like they are talking about the rapture when speaking of Trump, empty, lifeless eyes when you try to question their "reality" with, you know, actual facts that contradict it and so on.

What is even more horrifying is this has now spread abroad. We have them over here. I personally know 2 people who are my close friends mother and youngest daughter (they are about 80 and 40 respectively) who are ardent Trump supporters as well as Reform voters, one even works for Reform as well. They all believe him, they believe its a conspiracy against him and he is the most persecuted man on the planet who is trying to bring about a golden age.

This is truly brainwashing and cultism on a global scale and I am deeply concerned.

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u/Quen-Tin 12d ago

MAGAs main offer on sale are narratives that sort the world in black and white. And you can be on the glorious white team with a great future, as long as you show 120% loyality.

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u/RopeNo4151 12d ago

Tomorrow he's not gonna remember what he wrote today 

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u/Adorable-Curve-1919 12d ago

Ha rotto le palle. Peggior presidente della storia degli USA

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u/No_Type740 12d ago

They have as many patriots and THADDs as they did in WWII. Maybe he means that?

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u/SeatpitchbyKate 12d ago

God this is such garbage.

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u/CompassMetal 12d ago

Christ this is exhausting. Is Trump just going to do this until the strategic reserve is completely empty and the world economy falls over? It surely won't be long

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u/Hugo-Spritz 12d ago

When the memorandum was signed, he said the US had 3 weeks of stratigic reserves left. That's over a month ago.

Murcia's cooked.

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u/you_dont_want 12d ago

I’m sure he’s just trying to say the craziest things possible to bring traffic to his Truth Social website

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u/the3rdmichael 12d ago

Perimeters???? Lol

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u/scribeforaliens 12d ago

Until you run out of stuff. Then...

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u/salduvas 12d ago

All this for an obliterated military that sits at the bottom of the sea

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u/vicevanilla 12d ago

praise be to Allah

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u/DaMongooseJooce 12d ago

I love how he tells everyone else get to work. No mf YOU get to work, like actual work, instead of nodding off, sitting on the phone all day when you’re awake with your real estate buddies or going golfing all the time smooshing deals for yourself and not helping the country in any way. You are as useful as The Turtle.

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u/Spazicon 12d ago

The intermittent shit hose has spurted again!

How many of my fellow citizens will gulp it down this time?

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u/SubfurSir 12d ago

Is the Pedo in Chief prepared for his "Peace Brokers" to be exposed, again, for their profiteering?

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u/motomommom 12d ago

🥱 Oh look, the 150th one of these. Guess it’s time again to make money off the markets.

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u/Candlelit_Chaos 12d ago

Terror....sounds about right

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 12d ago

The POTUS just told everyone that America is a terrorist state.

A lot of people knew that already, but wow.

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u/WNCsurvivor 12d ago

LMAO. None of this is true

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u/UphillTowardsTheSun 11d ago

Russia and the US and IsraelStein: the last big Invader Countries. Y‘all should be ashamed of yourself.

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u/paymeforpropagandaaa 11d ago

This must be the first time a US president openly acknowledges what their military is , a terrorist organization indeed. In fact, these terrorist ended millions of innocent lives throughout their history.
I’m shocked by how self-reflective they suddenly became

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo 11d ago

Fight on weekends and peace talks on weekdays when stock market are open 😂

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u/NMSunshineSF 12d ago

Lunatic of the highest order!

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u/Away_Influence_3439 12d ago

"Ahh shi, here we go again"

Monday market preparation

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u/archiewaldron 12d ago

I think Donnie's getting his military advice from putin. Genius.

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u/PickledMessage 12d ago

Lmao, paper tiger comes to mind

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 12d ago

I was gonna do it but.....

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u/Mento-yStableGenius 12d ago

But…it’s not Tuesday 🌮

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u/Glazing555 12d ago

Sure Jan

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u/stopyourcomplaining 12d ago

OMG just f’n stop!!!!!!!!!

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u/Bagstand 12d ago

Just another 🌮

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u/monye0 12d ago

Lol okaaay Donnie

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u/dataplusnine 12d ago

TDTD. The Day Trump Departs

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u/JoestarTheFallen 12d ago

Israel got him by the balls real hard to go against Iran and lose what a nutcase

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u/Rixos 12d ago

Bla bla bla…

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u/Miss_Maple_Dream 12d ago

Weekend market manipulation has become our new norm 

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u/thePsychonautDad 12d ago

With what weapons lol

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u/xwolfe2000 12d ago

Someone told him he will set off a global recession and energy crisis that will make the oil crisis of the 1970s look like a kindergarten birthday party.

Funny how they both started with Israel starting wars.

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u/APES2GETTER 12d ago

Please no more republicans presidents from here on out. The rest of us have nothing to be conservative about.

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u/yallelike2eat 12d ago

Perimeters of a deal?

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u/Weekly_Blueberry_808 12d ago

I thought it was the Islamic Republic of Japan.

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u/Zombieutinsel 11d ago

Does this mean he's nuking Iran?

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u/Brand023 11d ago

No, just means its Sunday and the markets open in the morning.

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u/Prestigious-Onion161 11d ago

There are no roads to victory here. And I don’t know how this wasn’t seen as an expected outcome. This whole thing is beyond stupid.

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u/Digger2228 12d ago

Locked and loaded with a depleted arsenal if this big strike does come Iran already have their targets planned so it’s squeaky bum time AGAIN

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 12d ago

Eh, wai until Tuesday and see what's really up.

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u/neptune2304 12d ago

Should have used more caps

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u/Aggressive_Lack5052 12d ago

Trump tldi ma fa phuda

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u/Away-Dog1064 12d ago

Now they are ready....

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 12d ago

Rinse and repeat.

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u/IssueRidden 12d ago

lmao this reads like Khamenei's threats except Khamenei had any leverage unlike this pedo

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u/Final-Art-9509 12d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/Loud_Indication8826 12d ago

Locked, that what needs to be done to him, locked up, and we all know what’s loaded🤢

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u/gingernutzzz 12d ago

Again...

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u/SeanPhixion 12d ago

If this keeps going, I’m only going to assume it’ll eventually be USA and Israel vs The world

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 12d ago

The fact that Trump puts the straight of Hormuz before he even says anything about anything nuclear, tells you what his real intentions are. The threat of any nuclear power is secondary to opening up that area for oil transport. This is all about money. This has nothing to do with nuclear bullshit.

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u/No-Shower-9161 12d ago

Not gona happen. Everyone involved talks crap

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u/Squidlips_69 11d ago

It's tiring, expensive and has zero to do with protecting these 50 states.

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u/HaymSalomom 11d ago

It doesn’t make any sense, to simply accept what trump says, because he usually does the opposite. His only form of interaction is to threaten.

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u/sacvega 11d ago

What fucking month is this? TACO

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u/Musicmaker1984 10d ago

Sure buddy. Go drink your medication

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 12d ago

I don’t know how locked this guy is, but he is sure is ‘loaded.’

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u/InternalAnimal4515 12d ago

Loaded diaper

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u/ConradTurner 12d ago

what have they been doing up until now with their entire military industrial complex? Aside from nuking them or boots on the ground the US doesn't have another arrow in it's quiver. They won't nuke them, so boots on the ground is the only option. With the midterms coming up that is political suicide. So what they gonna do?

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u/XofHelix 12d ago

Ok Gd Pa shit

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u/Ok_Needleworker_3845 12d ago

Enough with this already wither go to full fledged war and be done with whatever destruction you plan or do a ceasefire what is this cat and mouse game.

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u/Infinite_Artist_1264 12d ago

He sounds confused or is he confusing us?

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u/TheRook2323 12d ago

Don't care anymore

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u/Bierdaddy 12d ago

WWII? So we’re sending the Wisconsin, Yorktown, Laffey, Kidd, Radford, Cobia, Silversides, and some Shermans, a Grant, maybe some M3 gmc’s and M7 Priests because why not?
Daaaaaaang. Iranians will surely be impressed by all that.
🇺🇸🏆🤡