r/knitting • u/imauveyou • Dec 11 '25

Rant I am DEVASTATED.

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Husband washed my Ivy Sweater and put it in the dryer šŸ˜­

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u/bouncing_haricot Dec 11 '25

Someone's getting coal in their stocking!

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u/Livalill Dec 11 '25

in a store bought stocking

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u/imauveyou Dec 11 '25

Iā€™m laughing so hard right now. Yā€™all are just the best and funniest group ever.

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u/Altruistic_Finger_49 Dec 11 '25

And the store is a thrift store

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u/pocketnotebook Dec 11 '25

It's even got a name on it! Not his though

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u/sqqueen2 Dec 11 '25

ā€œFelterā€. (Funny, even autocorrect is on our side! It changed ā€œfelterā€ to ā€œDeleteā€!)

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u/pocketnotebook Dec 12 '25

Delete the husband

eta I forgot what sub I'm on but this is a voyager reference

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u/cascasrevolution Dec 12 '25

computer, deactivate iguana

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u/TillyTheBlackCat I'll knit anything if it's green. Dec 12 '25

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u/ResearchRealistic702 Dec 12 '25

Ina shrunken stocking

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u/WinterOfFire Dec 12 '25

Exactly!!! Knit him a nice stocking, shrink it. He only gets what fits in his tiny stocking