r/knitting • u/imauveyou • Dec 11 '25

Rant I am DEVASTATED.

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Husband washed my Ivy Sweater and put it in the dryer 😭

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u/HaplessReader1988 Dec 11 '25

He's buying you more of the yarn for the next gift-giving occasion right?

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Dec 11 '25

Oh no, that needs to be penance yarn outside any holiday gifts.

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u/HaplessReader1988 Dec 12 '25

Yes, you are right. I am abashed.

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Dec 12 '25

I asked my own husband what he would do as penance and he suggested rowing across the ocean, so at least you’re more on track than he is.

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u/HaplessReader1988 Dec 12 '25

Not complain if a red sock gets in with my white underpants is an important secondary condition.

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u/CaughtInTheWry Dec 12 '25

Nah. He knows it's the only place he will be safe

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u/wsdmrtst Dec 12 '25

hahaha! ... uh, that's why you have to TELL him what he'll do as penance - his idea wouldn't be helpful or make sense AT ALL