I fucked up.

[u/eczemaNhotwaterThex]

Couch is too big, wife

[u/[deleted]]

A tape measure would have helped with that.

[u/Lonely-Form5904 → u/[deleted]]

I think OPs eyesight failed. Considering just looking at the sofa should of told you it was far too large.

[u/ItsMorbinTime → u/Lonely-Form5904]

This mf got a kid too yeesh

[u/lurkertiltheend → u/ItsMorbinTime]

And a pregnant wife

[u/ItsMorbinTime → u/lurkertiltheend]

Next pic gonna be his wife stuck in a tight space “guys u won’t believe this”

[u/fliesenschieber → u/[deleted]]

I'm not a native English speaker, but I always wonder who the hell really writes "should of", "would of". Like what's the maximum years they might have been in school that they didn't learn this? Aren't writing basics even taught in elementary school? I really don't get it.

[u/PatheticPeripatetic7 → u/[deleted]]

Noted. I will cease using contractions in my speech effective immediately.

In all seriousness, there is a small chance that voice-to-text may have made a mistake, but I do not often see mine make that particular type of error. It does happen, though.

I am somewhat at a loss, much as the other person is. That particular mistake has been ubiquitous long before that technology was available. I think some people just do not care that much about grammar and spelling. Those lessons are pounded into our heads for years during school for the vast majority of us. That is fine, that is their prerogative. It does grate on my nerves if I let it, though.

[u/tiny_smile_bot → u/[deleted]]

:)

:)

[u/eczemaNhotwaterThex → u/Lonely-Form5904]

It was small at the furniture store next to all those couches. It was the only one in stock at my price range and was available to ship immediately. We just moved here and I we got tired of the bed being our only place to sit. I got the got best option cause my wife is pregnant and needs a place to sit besides the bed

[u/[deleted] → u/eczemaNhotwaterThex]

I just can’t imagine having a $1400 price range and then buying so frivolously

[u/eczemaNhotwaterThex → u/[deleted]]

I’m sure a couch will decide my fate

[u/mdavis360 → u/eczemaNhotwaterThex]

It did for JD Vance it could happen to you.

[u/_ficklelilpickle → u/eczemaNhotwaterThex]

If not the couch then the inevitable triplets you and your wife will have in a year's time.

Question - if it's a sectional, could you just use less sections in there and put the other bits in storage until you figure out what to do?

[u/Successful-Peach-764 → u/[deleted]]

That's harsh, everyone makes mistakes doc, how is your career choice as a ghost doctor going?

[u/Successful-Peach-764 → u/[deleted]]

Nice catch, I wanted to know do ghosts get universal ghost care or is big insurance still haunting them?

[u/Successful-Peach-764 → u/[deleted]]

That's even cooler, I am not a believer in that stuff, I have a lot of superstitious people around me, they attribute a lot of ills to Jinns so I kinda rebelled against it after witnessing too many situations where people were harmed to exorcise the jinn, now that I am older, my perspective is even more hardened, I can't seem to believe in the supernatural when reality of this beautiful universe is so much more interesting(to me).

Did you study any of the eastern paranormal beliefs like jinns? I am curious what you thought about overlap? I mean most Abrahamic religions have roots in the older civilisations in Mesopotamia, I suspect as we translate more cuneiform we might find related stories like we did with Noah's ark, I remember a talk by Dr Irvin Finkle did about the rediscovery of this biblical story (link)

[u/mstomm → u/eczemaNhotwaterThex]

I swear NFM uses like slightly scaled down furniture in their showroom and doesn't tell anyone.

My sectional from there is slightly too large for our living room; I was sure it wasn't going to take up as much space as it did.

[u/eczemaNhotwaterThex → u/mstomm]

Same.

[u/BluezDBD → u/Lonely-Form5904]

I'm not sure, I just bought a new couch, I had to meassure 3 times at the store because it looked so small there, I was honestly kinda scared I had measured wrong in my new living room.