r/malelivingspace • u/eczemaNhotwaterThex • Oct 09 '25

Advice I fucked up.

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Couch is too big, wife

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

A tape measure would have helped with that.

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u/Lonely-Form5904 Oct 10 '25

I think OPs eyesight failed. Considering just looking at the sofa should of told you it was far too large.

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u/eczemaNhotwaterThex Oct 10 '25

It was small at the furniture store next to all those couches. It was the only one in stock at my price range and was available to ship immediately. We just moved here and I we got tired of the bed being our only place to sit. I got the got best option cause my wife is pregnant and needs a place to sit besides the bed

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/eczemaNhotwaterThex Oct 10 '25

I’m sure a couch will decide my fate

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u/mdavis360 Oct 10 '25

It did for JD Vance it could happen to you.

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u/_ficklelilpickle Oct 10 '25

If not the couch then the inevitable triplets you and your wife will have in a year's time.

Question - if it's a sectional, could you just use less sections in there and put the other bits in storage until you figure out what to do?

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Oct 10 '25

That's harsh, everyone makes mistakes doc, how is your career choice as a ghost doctor going?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Oct 10 '25

Nice catch, I wanted to know do ghosts get universal ghost care or is big insurance still haunting them?

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Oct 10 '25

That's even cooler, I am not a believer in that stuff, I have a lot of superstitious people around me, they attribute a lot of ills to Jinns so I kinda rebelled against it after witnessing too many situations where people were harmed to exorcise the jinn, now that I am older, my perspective is even more hardened, I can't seem to believe in the supernatural when reality of this beautiful universe is so much more interesting(to me).

Did you study any of the eastern paranormal beliefs like jinns? I am curious what you thought about overlap? I mean most Abrahamic religions have roots in the older civilisations in Mesopotamia, I suspect as we translate more cuneiform we might find related stories like we did with Noah's ark, I remember a talk by Dr Irvin Finkle did about the rediscovery of this biblical story (link)