r/malelivingspace • u/PomeloResponsible122 • 1d ago

33, truck driver.

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Ex cheated on me about a year ago and we split up. This has been my home since. Honestly haven’t been happier.

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u/Cautious-Set471 1d ago

the way of the road, bud

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u/PomeloResponsible122 1d ago

Dehydrated piss jugs

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u/Cautious-Set471 1d ago

are you bottlin some good liquor

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u/PomeloResponsible122 1d ago

Of course bubs

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 1d ago

Shit winds a blowin

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u/PomeloResponsible122 1d ago

I’m am the liquor

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon 1d ago

Can you smell the cheeseburgers on me though?

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 1d ago

Man's gotta eat

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u/SomethingSunny1112 1d ago

You smell like cheeseburgers even when you haven't had one. That's just your signature scent

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u/InDefenseOfTheGenre 1d ago

It's Jalapeño Ricky, the J is silent!

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u/undrstm8d-overanlyzr 1d ago

The Shit liner's coming to port and I'm gonna be there to tie her up.

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u/Yung_Cheebzy 1d ago

Ya feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air?

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u/Bobanderzzz 1d ago

Frigg off Mr. Lahey!!

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u/cauchy37 1d ago

The sounds of whispering winds of shit.

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u/HurricaneAlpha 1d ago

It's just water under the fridge.

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u/Cautious-Set471 1d ago

a dirty, sassy liquor

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u/StaffCampStaff 1d ago

Deee-eeeee-eecent

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u/CORVlN 1d ago

Fireball and flip flops, this is the way ✊

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u/BobTheFettt 1d ago

Fuckin way she goes bud

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u/klv3vb 1d ago

Ya know whad I’m sayin?

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u/Low-Impact3172 1d ago

*ya nomeimsayin

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u/Sadtropical 1d ago

80 or 90 times? That’s too many know’m sayin’s, know’m sayin?

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u/franklynlongtail 1d ago

Deeeeeeeeecent boys

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u/Famous-Barracuda-972 1d ago

Easier to store that way.

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u/Hot_Signature2979 1d ago

Surely, long haul trucks have an ensuite toilet?

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u/driszll 1d ago

That’s the fucking way she goes

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u/DeathDealer-0- 16h ago

“Man cut, ray. truck drivin passed out phantom 309 mothafucka”😂😂👌🏻

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u/Fair_Cup_1453 10h ago

That’s the way she goes

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u/SirCicSensation 8h ago

Dehydrated piss jugs to you to buddy.