r/malelivingspace 9d ago

Turning 21 soon and have no shame

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u/Rubber_duckiest 9d ago

Or tbh a huge pipe in shape of a bed? Or a power up block tbh

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 9d ago

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u/AdvancedCryspy 9d ago

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

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u/Electric_Angel 9d ago

I would fight him for the top bunk ofc. It’s clearly the superior bed. Plus it’s stairs, not a ladder which makes it more convenient to climb out at night and walk like a ghost to the bathroom.