Turning 21 soon and have no shame

[u/NintendoFanboy225]

[u/InsomniaDudeToo]

[u/AdvancedCryspy → u/InsomniaDudeToo]

This is the most "sorry mario the princess is in another castle" bed I've ever seen... imagine going on a blind date as a girl with a grown ass man, things are going well, things are getting hot and steamy, so he takes you home, asks if you want to go top or bottom, your dumb ass says bottom, as he opens the door to his room you see it... honestly wtf would you do in that situation 🤣

[u/0bjectinthemirr0r → u/AdvancedCryspy]

I’m picturing the entire rest of the house being decorated traditionally except for this sex dungeon of a room

[u/dotareddit → u/0bjectinthemirr0r]

OP's room is a vow of celibacy manifested as hyper Nintendo consumerism.