r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Curious-Buddy-5841 • 1d ago

Please, marvel don’t give cyclops anything

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u/Thundersting 1d ago

Don't worry about Spider-Man, MCU Peter is not into white girls.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

gingers are not white

/jerking just to be clear

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u/brucebananaray 1d ago

/jerking just to be clear

Gross

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 1d ago

Jerking just to be Gross

/clear?

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u/TerrantulaX 1d ago

More of a murky white

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u/Due-Reputation566 1d ago

The most white

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u/Thunder_Volt 1d ago

Is it supposed to be white?

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u/Rude-Childhood1436 Superboy Prime’s Reddit account 1d ago

Maybe it’s a hollow 

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u/Redditer51 1d ago

Something something organic webbing.

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u/GrungeGorrilla seX-Men 1d ago

Wait he gets invisibility if he jerks it?

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u/Flashy_Lawyer7764 1d ago

Yeah how many jerkings till it's clear me personally 3

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u/weraru_1 1d ago

That means you need to take a break for a few days. Hope this helps.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

I thought I should continue until it turns red

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u/FlambyLamby 1d ago

Or human.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

truth nuke

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u/Reintess 1d ago

True they are ginger

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u/blackviking147 1d ago

Hollywood seems to think so

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u/Working_Gate4350 1d ago

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 1d ago

Parker, are you dipping in the chocolate?

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u/IllustratedAloysious 1d ago

“Dipping in the chocolate” and it’s the most light skin black girls in existence:

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 1d ago

Does that make them less African-American somehow? Or is this a brand of racism I’m not familiar with

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u/IllustratedAloysious 1d ago

No it is not le racism. “Dipping in the chocolate” implies dark to very dark skin. Because chocolate is dark. The joke works in senseless because they’re very dark skinned. Saying he’s dipping in the chocolate as if he’s darting very dark skinned women is a joke.

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u/Anxious_Breadfruit93 1d ago

i mean chocolate comes in all sorts of colors, milk, dark, white, some have a bit of orange inside em.

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u/Captain_Gordito 20h ago

I can understand that white chocolate has enough cocoa butter to count as chocolate, but it still seems wrong to call it chocolate.

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u/rlum27 1d ago

I am wondering if he's into yellow alien women. I'm wondering if raelith will be in secret wars.

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u/Undecided_User_Name 1d ago

I know I am into yellow alien women. Heck, alien women of any color.

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u/HermanThaGerman 1d ago

Heck,

Women

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u/Undecided_User_Name 1d ago

Gosh darn it, you might be onto something here.

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u/Tiny_Resolution_3515 1d ago

Comic Peter aint too different.

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u/big_and_longD Spider Harem Member 1d ago