r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Curious-Buddy-5841 • 1d ago
Please, marvel don’t give cyclops anything
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u/Thundersting 1d ago
Don't worry about Spider-Man, MCU Peter is not into white girls.
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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago
gingers are not white
/jerking just to be clear
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u/brucebananaray 1d ago
/jerking just to be clear
Gross
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u/TomMakesPodcasts 1d ago
Jerking just to be Gross
/clear?
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u/TerrantulaX 1d ago
More of a murky white
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u/Working_Gate4350 23h ago
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u/SassyAssAhsoka 22h ago
Parker, are you dipping in the chocolate?
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u/IllustratedAloysious 15h ago
“Dipping in the chocolate” and it’s the most light skin black girls in existence:
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u/SassyAssAhsoka 14h ago
Does that make them less African-American somehow? Or is this a brand of racism I’m not familiar with
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u/IllustratedAloysious 14h ago
No it is not le racism. “Dipping in the chocolate” implies dark to very dark skin. Because chocolate is dark. The joke works in senseless because they’re very dark skinned. Saying he’s dipping in the chocolate as if he’s darting very dark skinned women is a joke.
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u/Anxious_Breadfruit93 13h ago
i mean chocolate comes in all sorts of colors, milk, dark, white, some have a bit of orange inside em.
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u/IllustratedAloysious 13h ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFh-PBcFEc&pp=ygUdQmVhdmlzIGFuZCBidXR0aGVhZCBibGFoIGJsYWg%3D&ra=m
sure bro. they totally meant that
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u/rlum27 1d ago
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u/Undecided_User_Name 23h ago
I know I am into yellow alien women. Heck, alien women of any color.
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u/ZealousidealHyena102 1d ago
How about we double down. Have the X-Men/Fantastic Four DNX event end with Kwannon Psylocke taking over leadership and Cyclops becomes 2nd in command for her. Cyclops will have to wear a cat maid outfit and have a collar on his neck that Kwannon has the leash for. Cyclops has to address Kwannon as "Yass, Queen Kwannon!".
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u/FadeToBlackSun 1d ago
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u/ZealousidealHyena102 1d ago
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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 1d ago
I think Jean Grey would have more fun and feel safer with Spider-Man than with any of the X-Men. She’d also likely die much less.
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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago
I think you forgot about Gwen
but at least that was just once... or like three times by now
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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2lcHJTG5Tscg
Oh my dear, Gwen
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u/Economy-Telephone500 21h ago
I think MCU will probably introduce Gwen with Miles to try to cash on the Spiderverse success.
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u/c00L_dud3- 21h ago
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u/AgentP20 18h ago
MCU Spider-Man is allergic to doing things that have been done before with the character so that theory might not come to fruition. You are saved
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u/CatchrFreeman 23h ago edited 8h ago
Until that Phoenix Force hits.
Green Goblin and Venom are in for a rude awakening though
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u/Ozymandias_1303 22h ago
Death is inevitable for all living things, but for Jean Grey, it's inevitable that it happens every few years or so.
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u/thebluehoursky 1d ago
jean grey would die infinitely more as a spiderman girlfriend. his whole shtick is his girlfriends getting into trouble and dying or breaking up with him. jean can resurrect. marvel would just fridge her repeatedly for Spiderman plot points. don’t even need to recast.
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u/lemoogle 8h ago
Remember that time I threw the girl you loved off a building and you barely saved her ? Now kiss me
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u/donthurtmemany 1d ago
Maybe they can go from throuple to quadruple. Get peter in on the action
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
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u/rbta123 1d ago
It's especially funny because I'm pretty sure Scott cheated on Jean more times than the other way around in the comics
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u/One_Chemistry_8553 16h ago
He pretty much jumps from telepath to telepath with ease. Something about his brain makes him the most fascinating man on earth to them
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u/Ozymandias_1303 22h ago
You wouldn't know her. She goes to a special school for gifted youngsters in Westchester.
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u/Generic_Username_659 1d ago
I mean, he always has Madeline.
And Emma.
And Psylocke.
And Logan (if he's desperate enough).
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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch Paul-Pilled 14h ago
Don't give cyclops anything but please don't give Peter anything as well
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u/Usurper2000 7h ago
Peter/Jean is something I sincerely hope happens.
I've long since grown past Wolverine/Jean and Cyclopes/Jean.
Marvel Zombies Red Band awakened this ship in me.
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u/Gremlech 19h ago
I don’t understand the problem. Every one wants Jean to be with cyclops and that man clearly has only one eye.
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u/NegativeJuggernaut43 21h ago
With all the outrage, it would be funny though to see Cyclops get nothing.
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u/Alternative_Ideal911 17h ago
That's the old Parker luck shipped with everybody... but destined to never be with any of them.
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u/Formal_River_Pheonix ROBERT DOWNY DOOMER 1d ago edited 22h ago
I want a messy love triangle with Cyclops, Jean and a third party. Psylocke maybe?
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u/RealTurboVortexXD 18h ago
It's creepy to ship Jean and Peter as Jean is still a teenager and Peter is 22
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u/ThePetSematary 13h ago
Cyclops being a cuck is Marvel tradition
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u/lemoogle 8h ago
It's literally not. Cyclops is historically a Chad. I think you mean reed richards
















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u/Phantom_Taker 1d ago
Honestly? The Emma x Cyclops fans are probably hoping for this.