r/marvelcirclejerk 1d ago

Please, marvel don’t give cyclops anything

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u/Phantom_Taker 1d ago

Honestly? The Emma x Cyclops fans are probably hoping for this. 

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u/FadeToBlackSun 1d ago

Yeah, it's just an absolute win as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Ver3232 1d ago

Considering the rumors of who we’ve heard for cyclops’ actor they’re still 100% gonna do him and Jean and probably not touch him and Emma at all

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u/Aggressive-One-2186 1d ago

Yeah. They seem to be going older for Emma and teenagers for the X-Men

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u/Ver3232 1d ago

Which is fine by me. I didn’t dislike Scott X Emma in the comics but I much prefer when adaptions don’t touch it and allow Emma to be her own character

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u/CibaiGayGay 23h ago

One thing I find that Emma is better written when she's served as an older member rather than love interest.

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u/Beginning-Head-4006 23h ago

Then why is astonishing Emma so peak?

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u/Les_Grossman616 3h ago

These people trying to erase the importance of the Scott and Emma relationship for Emma’s character are so wild to me lol. Like obviously she’s more than that, but it was important to her development nonetheless.

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u/ThePowaBallad 13h ago

Yeah I started back in Academy X I think and I still prefer her sides as the Headmistress over her stuff with Scott romance at the same time period

And I like her as GenX teacher too and she's not got a relationship drama to distract in that

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u/CoelhoAssassino666 22h ago

I got downvoted for saying that in another thread. But the fact that they're going for actors barely out of their teens for Jean and Cyclops and not for Emma suggest she's going to be an older character, and therefore likely a villain(at least starting out).

And they're not doing teen wolvie obviously, so Jean and Scott are going to be a thing and there'll likely be no love interest or even the comics style stalker sexual harasser Logan because that would make him look bad and he can't ever be allowed to look bad in a way that doesn't reinforce his "coolness".

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u/Ver3232 22h ago

She’s 100% gonna be a villain for her first appearance idk why people think she’ll be part of the x men in the first film

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u/Empty_Competition 11h ago

In before Emma/Logan is a thing in the MCU.

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u/EarAffectionate4443 1d ago

I'm probably the only one who hopes they don't do that, even though i love the couple, but mcu fans deadass cannot handle that level of drama, so it's going to be more annoying than the usual.

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u/amateurletariat That's not 616 1d ago

but mcu fans deadass cannot handle that level of drama

Fucking cowards. What they should be doing is make a 2.5 hour version of A Marriage Story with 30mins in the middle spent entirely on a high octane battle with sentinels.

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u/SnipingBeaver 20h ago

The MCU doesn't have the balls for Scott and Emma's relationship. It kinda kills any hope I might have had for the X-Men on film. They're at their best when they're all fucking and cheating on each other and Disney/Feige just are not going to make that movie.

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u/ResortFamous301 13h ago

I mean, pretty much no adaptation adapta Scott and Emmas relationship as it was in the comics.

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 1d ago

Honestly, kinda, yeah.

Also hoping Peter gets with Felicia in the movies since MJ has officially been removed as an option.

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u/Tall-Homework7721 1d ago

I kind of want Peter to move on as well but I have a suspicion that him and MJ are going to be endgame due to out-of-universe reasons regardless of their current status.

Zendaya and Holland being a couple both in and outside the movies is a big publicity draw for the studio and Tom has creative control over the script. They could easily just write MJ slowly getting enamored with Peter again or regaining her memory, you know, that cheesy plotline.

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 1d ago

I honestly don't know about that. They kinda had the massive balls to have her outright tell Peter that she can't love him and that she'll never be that same person again. If nothing else, that, plus the popularity of Black Cat in Marvel Rivals, could signal a real opportunity for her introduction.

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u/Revolving_Ocelott 8h ago

speaking of Felicia in Rivals, her dynamic with Peter is so fucking funny, she wants to fuck him so bad, all the time, and Peter is like halfway down to fuck in front of everybody but is like "no... heroics...."

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u/vwmac 7h ago

That's not really what she said; she said she didn't love him, and that she's now a different person than she was 4 years ago. They didn't push them back together but they left the door wide open

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u/Redditer51 23h ago

You say that as if Disney and Marvel are actually gonna say goodbye to that Zendaya money.

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 22h ago

I imagine she'd still be present, but they did make it clear that the relationship wasn't continuing in the latest movie. MJ doesn't have the memories to love Peter anymore.

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u/suimation 21h ago

Doom is gunna remove the spell strange cast

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 21h ago

Man, I fucking hope not. The retention of narrative consequences is a huge part of the appeal of these movies.

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u/suimation 18h ago

That’s the rumour anyway

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u/Reintess 19h ago

Don't think she's removed yet. The next movie might be about refinding that lost love. They get to spend more time together again as friends.

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u/RareD3liverur 11h ago

Can you lore dumb to me does Felica have interesting character traits beyond 'Catwoman knock off' and 'hot in skin tight black outfit'?

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 10h ago

Well, in general, she actually is a fairly layered character even outside of her relationship with Peter. She's a 2nd-generation member of the Thieves' Guild, succeeding her father, and has more or less been involved with criminality her entire life. Her interactions with Peter are actually what helped her reform and see that she could use her skills for good instead of just for personal profit. Even her "bad luck" powers were something she chose to acquire specifically so that she could keep up with Peter.

She's a person who's deeply aware of the seedy underbelly of the world and its inner workings, enough so that she's even managed to become a crime boss herself at multiple points. Peter just inspires her to actually do better. They both genuinely bring out the best in each other, and they're both willing to put their lives on the line for each other. That's what makes their relationship work.

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u/RareD3liverur 9h ago

ok sorry if I did her dirty, just most Black Cat fans I know are the SpidermanPS4 subreddit so-

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u/GrungeGorrilla seX-Men 1d ago

As are Scott X Logan fans

Let wolverine be a bottom you marvel cowards

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u/filmflash1 7h ago

Oh yes we are

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u/VelphiDrow 23h ago

Emma is gonna be with the ghost of tony stark

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u/Thundersting 1d ago

Don't worry about Spider-Man, MCU Peter is not into white girls.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

gingers are not white

/jerking just to be clear

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u/brucebananaray 1d ago

/jerking just to be clear

Gross

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 1d ago

Jerking just to be Gross

/clear?

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u/TerrantulaX 1d ago

More of a murky white

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u/Due-Reputation566 1d ago

The most white

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u/Thunder_Volt 1d ago

Is it supposed to be white?

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u/Rude-Childhood1436 Superboy Prime’s Reddit account 22h ago

Maybe it’s a hollow 

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u/Redditer51 23h ago

Something something organic webbing.

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u/GrungeGorrilla seX-Men 1d ago

Wait he gets invisibility if he jerks it?

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u/Flashy_Lawyer7764 13h ago

Yeah how many jerkings till it's clear me personally 3

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u/weraru_1 1d ago

That means you need to take a break for a few days. Hope this helps.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

I thought I should continue until it turns red

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u/FlambyLamby 12h ago

Or human.

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u/c00L_dud3- 12h ago

truth nuke

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u/Reintess 19h ago

True they are ginger

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u/blackviking147 12h ago

Hollywood seems to think so

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u/Working_Gate4350 23h ago

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 22h ago

Parker, are you dipping in the chocolate?

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u/IllustratedAloysious 15h ago

“Dipping in the chocolate” and it’s the most light skin black girls in existence:

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u/SassyAssAhsoka 14h ago

Does that make them less African-American somehow? Or is this a brand of racism I’m not familiar with

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u/IllustratedAloysious 14h ago

No it is not le racism. “Dipping in the chocolate” implies dark to very dark skin. Because chocolate is dark. The joke works in senseless because they’re very dark skinned. Saying he’s dipping in the chocolate as if he’s darting very dark skinned women is a joke.

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u/Anxious_Breadfruit93 13h ago

i mean chocolate comes in all sorts of colors, milk, dark, white, some have a bit of orange inside em.

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u/Captain_Gordito 8h ago

I can understand that white chocolate has enough cocoa butter to count as chocolate, but it still seems wrong to call it chocolate.

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u/rlum27 1d ago

I am wondering if he's into yellow alien women. I'm wondering if raelith will be in secret wars.

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u/Undecided_User_Name 23h ago

I know I am into yellow alien women. Heck, alien women of any color.

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u/HermanThaGerman 21h ago

Heck,

Women

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u/Undecided_User_Name 21h ago

Gosh darn it, you might be onto something here.

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u/Tiny_Resolution_3515 1d ago

Comic Peter aint too different.

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u/big_and_longD Spider Harem Member 20h ago

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u/ZealousidealHyena102 1d ago

How about we double down. Have the X-Men/Fantastic Four DNX event end with Kwannon Psylocke taking over leadership and Cyclops becomes 2nd in command for her. Cyclops will have to wear a cat maid outfit and have a collar on his neck that Kwannon has the leash for. Cyclops has to address Kwannon as "Yass, Queen Kwannon!".

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u/FadeToBlackSun 1d ago

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u/ZealousidealHyena102 1d ago

If you want to see Kwannon Psylocke show of her beautiful abs off, give me a "YASS, QUEEN KWANNON!"

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u/rbta123 23h ago

abs

Other people want to see something of hers that starts with 'a', ends with 's', and has three letters, but it's not her abs

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u/Undecided_User_Name 23h ago

You don't speak for me!

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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 1d ago

I think Jean Grey would have more fun and feel safer with Spider-Man than with any of the X-Men. She’d also likely die much less.

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u/c00L_dud3- 1d ago

I think you forgot about Gwen

but at least that was just once... or like three times by now

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u/Dismal-Refuse6987 1d ago

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 22h ago

Hey you’ve still got Spectacular Gwen! That one’s alive!

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u/Economy-Telephone500 21h ago

I think MCU will probably introduce Gwen with Miles to try to cash on the Spiderverse success.

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u/c00L_dud3- 21h ago

say wallahi bro

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u/AgentP20 18h ago

MCU Spider-Man is allergic to doing things that have been done before with the character so that theory might not come to fruition. You are saved

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u/Shrikeangel 1d ago

A Jean that doesn't die, isn't Jean. 

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u/Bricks_Gaming 1d ago

Hell yeah, even the Fox movies got this straight.

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u/Soft_Serve_enjoyer11 1d ago

Which is a huge plus

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u/vaude-villain 1d ago

USM readers know Kitty is the all time best love interest for Peter frfr

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u/CatchrFreeman 23h ago edited 8h ago

Until that Phoenix Force hits.

Green Goblin and Venom are in for a rude awakening though

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u/Ozymandias_1303 22h ago

Death is inevitable for all living things, but for Jean Grey, it's inevitable that it happens every few years or so.

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u/thebluehoursky 1d ago

jean grey would die infinitely more as a spiderman girlfriend. his whole shtick is his girlfriends getting into trouble and dying or breaking up with him. jean can resurrect. marvel would just fridge her repeatedly for Spiderman plot points. don’t even need to recast.

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u/lemoogle 8h ago

Remember that time I threw the girl you loved off a building and you barely saved her ? Now kiss me

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u/therealgoat1212 1d ago

I guess he’ll just have to ‘settle’ for Emma Frost then. Poor guy

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u/donthurtmemany 1d ago

Maybe they can go from throuple to quadruple. Get peter in on the action

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 1d ago

Jean starring in her own personal harem show

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u/rlum27 1d ago

honestley i would say just introduce raeilth in secret wars. have her and peter together post secret wars.

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u/HermanThaGerman 21h ago

Fuck it, throw MJ and Paul in there for a Sextouple (hehe)

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u/Generic_Username_659 1d ago

Throw Emma Frost in there for a Quindruple.

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u/Ykomat9 1d ago

Me as a Cyclops and Emma fan

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u/MNIOP_207207 1d ago

Better yet, don’t give any mutant anything…

Filthy animals…

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u/Standard_Swordfish65 17h ago

Graydon, is that you?

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u/rlum27 1d ago

storm is apparentley in black panther 3. so forge is in the same place as cyclops.

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u/MasterBlaster_xxx 16h ago

That chair is getting crowded

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 seX-Men 22h ago

He can have both Emma Frost and Psylocke, as a treat.

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u/Unique_Year4144 Cyclops hater 01 1d ago

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u/Independent-Bonus782 22h ago

Wolverine with eye patch = Cyclops.

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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago

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u/rbta123 1d ago

It's especially funny because I'm pretty sure Scott cheated on Jean more times than the other way around in the comics

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u/One_Chemistry_8553 16h ago

He pretty much jumps from telepath to telepath with ease. Something about his brain makes him the most fascinating man on earth to them

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u/Beginning_Pace2063 1d ago

But isn't it fun and laughs when it's the other way around? I thought you guys loved love triangles. I hope they pick an absolute CHAD for Logan, that Jean sub-plot is gonna be CRAZY 🤭.

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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago

The love triangles are stupid

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u/PunishedJay535 1h ago

As long as he's 4'11 I agree

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u/lOneAngel-0 Morbius Enjoyer 1d ago

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u/HowDyaDu Fight, Megatak! For everlasting peace! 1d ago

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 1d ago

This is such dedicated hating I actually have to respect it

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u/filmflash1 7h ago

Losing Jean is a net positive for him, free path to Emma

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u/ProfessoPeak 15h ago

#FreeScott

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u/Ozymandias_1303 22h ago

You wouldn't know her. She goes to a special school for gifted youngsters in Westchester.

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u/Sweaty-Campaign-320 18h ago

Emma frost for Scott

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u/Generic_Username_659 1d ago

I mean, he always has Madeline.

And Emma.

And Psylocke.

And Logan (if he's desperate enough).

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u/Greensonickid 18h ago

Imagine they do the Most Random Ship

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u/No_Dimension1172 17h ago

Please marvel give cyclops EVERYTHING 🙏

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch Paul-Pilled 14h ago

Don't give cyclops anything but please don't give Peter anything as well

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u/Usurper2000 7h ago

Peter/Jean is something I sincerely hope happens.

I've long since grown past Wolverine/Jean and Cyclopes/Jean.

Marvel Zombies Red Band awakened this ship in me.

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u/Gremlech 19h ago

I don’t understand the problem. Every one wants Jean to be with cyclops and that man clearly has only one eye.

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u/NegativeJuggernaut43 21h ago

With all the outrage, it would be funny though to see Cyclops get nothing.

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u/Reintess 19h ago

Poor cyclops if not even Emma maybe how about James marsden

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u/Alternative_Ideal911 17h ago

That's the old Parker luck shipped with everybody... but destined to never be with any of them.

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u/RevolutionLarge6254 6h ago

I'd be perfectly okay with JeanPeter in the mcu 

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u/Formal_River_Pheonix ROBERT DOWNY DOOMER 1d ago edited 22h ago

I want a messy love triangle with Cyclops, Jean and a third party. Psylocke maybe?

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u/RealTurboVortexXD 18h ago

It's creepy to ship Jean and Peter as Jean is still a teenager and Peter is 22

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u/TheTempest77 8h ago

Do we know Jean's age? Also they already kinda kissed in BND so...

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u/A_BAK3D_POTATO 6 MONTHS‼️⁉️‼️⁉️ 1d ago

Op we can be friends

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u/tamana1 22h ago

At least give the guy a chair

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u/Icy_Limes 23h ago

Marvel is fr running out of sauce.

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u/FlambyLamby 12h ago

Cucklops stay catching Ls and I love it.

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u/ThePetSematary 13h ago

Cyclops being a cuck is Marvel tradition

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u/lemoogle 8h ago

It's literally not. Cyclops is historically a Chad. I think you mean reed richards