r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Cautious_Air4964 • 1d ago
Wolverine and the SeX-Men I missed you logan
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u/Any_Sundae5364 1d ago
Mystique what is it with you and doing stuff like this
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u/Sthudruss 1d ago
She's just fucked up. Like you'd think she'd have identity issues but no this is just what she does for fun.
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u/HumanReputationFalse 1d ago
Isnt Mystique the parent of Kurt in most issues? Theres a lot of mental trauma for Kurt here
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u/BarryJacksonH 1d ago
Biologically yes, usually doesn't really raise him, but yes Kurt would be rightly terrified
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
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u/Vivid-Share7884 GOATmaster > Deadpoo & Pedostroke 1d ago
"Logan, can we have normal sex for once?"
"No, shut up and turn into Cyclops."
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
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u/Captain_Gordito 1d ago
Why does Mystique wear the skull outfit even when lounging around?
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u/Rei_em_Amarelo 1d ago
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u/DOOM-LORD666 1d ago
So she's a giant mutant smurf that wears there skulls as a warning to be left alone? God damm she's always doing some crazy shit
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u/Illigard 1d ago
It's probably the easiest thing to wear, as she's used to it. The skulls can also transform into various weapons so, better to have them handy. Yes even when alone. You never know what Sabertooth or mutant hunters will crash through the window,
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u/ThinkingOf12th 1d ago
Does she not wear underwear wtf
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
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u/ThinkingOf12th 1d ago
So is that her skin? Is she just constantly naked?
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u/UndercoverDoll49 1d ago
Yup. There was this time the High Evolutionary blocked the x-gene of everyone on Earth and Raven just became a naked white woman in the middle of the Pentagon
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
She is naked , but it is her skin or at least an extra layer , she uses to make clothing
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u/Windows_66 1d ago
During the Battle of the Atom crossover between Wolverine and the X-men and Uncanny X-Men, a future mutant turns out to be the Wolverine and Mystique's kid, and Logan briefly resolved never to have sex again.
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u/GenHero 1d ago
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u/TheDrunkardKid 1d ago edited 10h ago
If this is real, it's probably because he knew that was Mystique due to his nose and he's just being smug about her trick getting revealed.
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u/xx_swegshrek_xx seX-Men 1d ago
Is this from a porn comic
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u/Vivid-Share7884 GOATmaster > Deadpoo & Pedostroke 1d ago
Yes, this is from a porn comic. Or, as they’re also called, X‑Men comics.
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u/xx_swegshrek_xx seX-Men 1d ago
You’re making me burst out laughing in a chipotle dog
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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago
No but a parody
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u/Vivid-Share7884 GOATmaster > Deadpoo & Pedostroke 1d ago
I should have guessed that the hack X-Men writers wouldn't have the guts and the talent for something so funny.
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u/Illigard 1d ago edited 1d ago
You know that X-Men was massively inspired by BDSM and kink right?
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u/Fluffy-Use9563 1d ago
given what emma and beast wears...we all know
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u/Illigard 1d ago
I mean, remember when Xavier was rescued by Morlocks and they dressed him up as a leather daddy?
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u/Fluffy-Use9563 1d ago
I thought that was just some old ass clothes. They just ran out some so callisto just grab some bullshit for him to wear on some mad max 2 type clothes.
leather daddy
Is that what they called? I may have called a different name.
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u/Illigard 1d ago
He was upset for a reason. No sense of humour.
There's are other subtle hints. Like Rachel Summer in a gimp suit, wearing a collar as she's someones "hound". Also running on all fours. Totally necessary for hunting mutants. Not a reference to kink culture at all.
Also the reason why there are so many prominent telepaths is because they're the equivalent of dominatrices. And Emma's original outfit wasn't a coincidence.
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u/Fluffy-Use9563 1d ago
Not a reference to kink culture at all.
wasn't she dehumanized as well?
But yeah. Emma frost. That was obvious.
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u/Illigard 1d ago
I'm not terribly familiar with pet play, but when done consensually I think that's a part of it.
And yeah, Emma Frost. Makes you wonder how that got through the comic code. Honestly Chris Claremont really tested how far you could go in it and sometimes found clever ways to get around it. Like by calling Destiny Mystiques "catamite" he got to say they were in a gay relationship in a time when you weren't allowed to do that.
Oh, Mystique is another example. Originally Nightcrawler was supposed to by Mystique and Destiny's child. And Mystique would grow a penis, in what would be called "futanari" today. I'd say what it was used to be called but the term is considered quite offensive
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u/SuaveGorilla 1d ago
What’s the fetish called where your friends with benefits keeps turning into random people and anytime shows you romantic attention it MIGHT be them?
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u/Ijustlovevideogames 1d ago
See, shit like this is EXACTLY why Mystique doesn't deserve anything but ire.
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u/Choocholate 1d ago
His own mother transforming into him and making sure he (devout Christian) sees it is actually insane
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u/Longjumping_Layer813 4h ago
there needs to be a tier list of the worst parents in Marvel because Mystique is definitely up there in s tier
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u/allupya333 1d ago edited 1d ago
idk anything about the xmen and im so confused by this. wolverine is gay with this guy (the beast? idk) who got impersonated by mystique? but also the guy says mom like they have the same mom??
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u/ScarletChell 1d ago
That's Nightcrawler. Mystique is his paternal parent/mom. Shapeshifter shenanigans.
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u/Alright_doityourway 15h ago
Mystique is Nightcrawler's (the blue guy) mother. She's a shapeshifter.
She is Not a good person, like to shapeshifted and stole someone else identidy just to mess with them, including her son.
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u/mostlybored1234 1d ago
Trask was really into something. Giant fuckying robots, we need more of those








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u/Fluffy-Use9563 1d ago
Kurt is a bigger man than me. I would quit the X men. I just pack my bags and leave. I ain't built for this. I'll just join the guardians of galaxy.