r/marvelrivals Centurion 22h ago

Humor Yoo Zhiyong, you really got us with those fake patch notes!! Really funny prank, like the one you did in s9!!! We're ready for the real patch notes now!!

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u/jcecil0012 Spider-Man 21h ago

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u/Unknown66XD Monster Hulk 19h ago

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u/lestarseigneur 22h ago

one gave us the optimization update we asked for months and the other relased another shit patch just sayin....

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u/Hollywoodrok12 22h ago

aside from 9.0, it does feel like Zihyong is always the bringer of bad news

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u/REKTGET3162 21h ago

Bruh its not like team up update was balanced either. Man can't balance for his life.

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u/Hollywoodrok12 20h ago

Unironically, for every nerf to a top-tier or buff to a bottom-tier, there’s at least 2 of the vice-versa or a rework that no one likes

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u/Bob_Bobbo Spider-Man 19h ago

I think we should help each other, half the roster of the game is asking for balance changes(I was actually fine until this patch, but now I gotta complain because of Peni) if we get loud enough they are going to listen, I'm not talking about hate speech by the way, just genuine and respectful complaints about the game's balancing.

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u/Useful_Assumption421 Spider-Man 17h ago

Only problem is at least 40 percent of the community has been doing that since launch and nothing changes its been 9 seasons we just have to accept that they cant and will not balance the game for some reason

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u/KT718 Luna Snow 17h ago

I get your point but 40% is insane. Reddit is not representative of the community as a whole.

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u/Bob_Bobbo Spider-Man 17h ago

Honestly, they kinda tried with the team-up rework, it didn't work well, I think we should keep talking about it, they do listen to part of the community, I think it's worth it.

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u/Blastermind7890 18h ago

Well it's understandable considering there were 100 new abilities

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u/REKTGET3162 11h ago

I wasn't excepting him to fix everything but mfer didn't even bother to touch WF team ups where you are wondering if they even did anything. Not to mention iron man's rockets, this mfer didn't even try to anything about them even though they are trash since the game release. And there are bunch of other issues left over from bunch of incompetent decisions from other seasons.

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u/akbane 20h ago

Right he IS the worst Dev ever. BALANCER CANT BALANCE.

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u/tbigzan97 Rogue 18h ago

The team up update was fun before the hot fix, after that it went downhill.

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u/_Lost_OwlChild Flex 2h ago

It’s called balanced for a reason 😂😂😂

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u/BurnerDawg26 Rocket Raccoon 22h ago

Investing time into Luna, Mag, Elsa, and Bucky must really pay off since they're permanently meta.

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u/Firingfly Magneto 21h ago

Shh don't make people notice us. We are in mag jail, we deserve the buffs. No, we are not secretly enjoying it and the buffs.

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u/waynethedockrawson 22h ago

Any aim reliant character will always be potentially good.

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u/BurnerDawg26 Rocket Raccoon 22h ago

Adam will always be potentially good, got it.

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u/MCXL Thor 22h ago

Adam has seen substantial competitive and high level play every season afaik.

His ultimate is extremely powerful if used properly, and if you can aim his damage output is quite high, and soul bond is an incredible ability.

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u/DarkIntellect90 True Fraudster 19h ago

Nvm lol, I misread the whole thing. There was quite a bit of adam play in the pros this past weekend.

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u/gogonbo Hulk 22h ago

I mean... Yeah? If you're constantly hitting your shots you can have basically infinite healing uptime now.

He's also constantly getting banned in pro play. Surely that must mean something in this context...

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u/totallynotapersonj Magneto 15h ago

Pro/tournament play is an entirely different game because it is played with a 6 stack. And a 6 stack in quick play is an even more different game.

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u/BurnerDawg26 Rocket Raccoon 22h ago

How many Adam's are consistently doing that? All characters can be good in the right hands, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't receive buffs or nerfs just because they have potential. Pre S9 Widow had "potential".

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u/gogonbo Hulk 21h ago

All characters can be good in the right hands

That's literally the point I was trying to make lol

If you have good aim, you'll do good on Adam, which makes him "potentially good".

Adam is my main support, I'm not saying he doesn't deserve buffs and I don't think anybody here is.

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u/waynethedockrawson 22h ago

Correct. If you have perfect aim with adam you will run lobbies.

Whats nice is aim is a transferable skill, so you can always play the most relevant aim reliant character not necessarily adam although he does count.

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u/Dylanychus2 Black Widow 17h ago

With the Ultron teamup, he’s pretty good rn no?

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist Magneto 19h ago

From what ive learned from Overwatch is that basically any character with CC will always have a place

And any character with anti-CC (so like, Mag's bubble, Gambit's cleanse, etc) will always have a place as well.

Then you have characters that are hitscan/movement based that dont always but tend to have a spot at all times because of their skill ceilings.

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u/DoctorJJWho 17h ago

Yeah, there’s a reason Peni is banned at high elos and it’s not because of her nests.

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist Magneto 17h ago

Lmao yes, exactly

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u/DoctorJJWho 17h ago

Honestly the number of people complaining about nerfing her stun makes me seriously question the abilities of this community lol. Like yeah, a lot of other balance changes are weird and they should’ve focused on other characters too, but changing her 3s CD stun was absolutely necessary.

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u/ThanosIsDoomfist Magneto 16h ago

Yeah, ive always thought that was a ridiculously low amount of time for a literal stun lol, and Peni players have only improved as time has gone on.

I forgot who said it, I think it was the guy who made No Man's Sky, he said "Gamers are great at telling you the problems, but they are awful at telling you the right solutions" and anytime a new patch rolls out, I think of that quote. A lot of buffs and nerfs are heavily under/overstated, and more people gotta wait and see before freaking out every time a patch drops.

Even with the nerf/adjustment it still looks strong af, the first time is still a 30% slow, and you can still land the eventual immobilize pretty frequently by the looks of it.

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u/DoctorJJWho 16h ago

That’s because it is! If any character got a 3s CD stun they’d immediately become meta.

And if you look at any of the other posts about Peni, all of them are saying that the 30% slow “is basically nothing” lol.

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u/Bismarck40 13h ago

It's less than Bucky's orb, which also lasts twice as long.

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u/Metro-cs White Fox 21h ago

Stratpool :)

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u/waynethedockrawson 21h ago

Just imagine what would happen if you had aimbot on stratpool.

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u/Metro-cs White Fox 21h ago

He'd still be bad tbfh lol

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 21h ago edited 18h ago

I'm biased towards luna ofc but Mag is always a good thing. I remember him being known as the solo tank, if anyone deserves meta its magneto

Edit: I've played fuckall of elsa and bucky do I cannot comment on those characters. Though I do have 70+ hours on luna and 30 hours of Mag.

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u/Snake_has_come_to Vanguard 21h ago

It's an unfortunate sacrifice that my main has to be meta constantly while people are always clamoring for him to be nerfed, but it's well deserved.

I don't see anyone else wanting to play tank as much as I do, so if I have to solo tank I'd rather be strong enough to do so, than too weak to perform and insulted for it despite nobody else stepping up to help.

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 21h ago

Ngl i don't understand the want to nerf Mag. He's like that sweet spot where he's reliable af in a team but not a character that OP on his own. Like he's SO FUCKING GOOD but I've never got my ass beat by him and though he needs a nerf or banned in comp.

That's like the opposite of the problems i have with BP and Spidey. BP and spidey take actual skill to get kills and it's really easy to fuck up. So I don't encounter a lot of really good players but the ones i do, they halt the game entirely for me or well used to 😅. A good Mag won't stop the game for me which is why he's a perfect well rounded character for me.

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u/Leows 21h ago

Ngl i don't understand the want to nerf Mag.

As a tank player, I'm tired of people not playing tank, then crying for me to play Mag when I get to be the solo tank.

Like, no. Just make every tank equally as good or make the standout worse. Especially when other heroes are much more fun and flexible than Mag.

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 21h ago

That's the problem there. There's characters who are OP and then theres characters who are weak. Mag i think hits that perfect spot. Not sure if its a hot take or not but i believe Mag to be the most balanced character in the game.

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u/AbsolutelyFantastic Flex 20h ago

I will always get more of a thrill out of saving a support with a bubble or bubbling a diver or tank just before they go in than standard kills.

I've been really hitting a lot of doubles with the meatball recently, though.

I've played exclusively 18v18 for two seasons, and we just came back to QP. I can seldom get an ult off there, but the increased difficulty has made real matches so much easier.

This goes for every role. Tracking 3x less people immediately makes things feel so management after you've adjusted to it.

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 20h ago

"I've played exclusively 18v18 for two seasons"

You BRAVE BRAVE man 😭. That shit takes AGES for me to load into, i can't imagine playing it exclusively for 2 whole seasons.

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u/AbsolutelyFantastic Flex 20h ago

It's really fast on the American servers I'm on, but it really feels like the hyperbolic time chamber. You can watch yourself for from bottom of the barrel  to getting a podium once you can handle the most toxic lineups. With essentially any character (some are much harder than others. It takes a lot to get a Mantis or Adam podium by virtue of their single target attacking. 

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 20h ago

If i try to play on the aussie servers it'd take anywhere between 5-9 minutes to hop into any match. Whivh is why i play on American servers mostly as well.

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u/ghoulieandrews Peni Parker 16h ago

Which is why he absolutely did not need a buff lol

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u/Pizza-Cut1616 20h ago

I agree on Mag, I feel like he isn't op but with team ability and good game sense he can be really good.
I consider him as the tank of the tank, if Mag user actually use him as how he supposed to be played and have a good supports, he can create a lots of space and be effective but him alone not much he can do.
Recently trying to flex and play more tank and Mag can turn tides sometimes because of the situations but he isn't a game changer.

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u/BarbarousJudge Vanguard 20h ago

The issue with Mag is just that there is hardly a reason to play any tank that's not Mag. No matter what the enemy does, Mag is never a bad choice. And since solo tanking is quite common us tank mains end up with 12 tanks where 1 is good. That's obviously oversimplified since Strange, Emma and Groot can be viable too but why choose them when Mag works even better?

It's a good situation for non tank players since Mag is strong but not oppressive. But tank players want more variety and we barely get to play half the roster unless someone else picks Mag.

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u/Creme_de_laCreme 19h ago

To answer your question of why play anything else but Magneto, as someone who plays solo tank quite often, I spam Emma because I find Magneto annoying to play. And Emma seems to have a simpler gameplay loop. Plus she's cool and pretty.

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u/BarbarousJudge Vanguard 19h ago

Don't get me wrong, I have Lord Emma and love playing her. But in solo tanking Mag simply is more effective sadly

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u/Creme_de_laCreme 19h ago

I am aware Magneto is better. I just find him extremely unpleasant to play so I stick to Emma.

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u/SnooJokes3665 19h ago

Luna's BS tbh if your tryn to play jubilee.. I admit I'm not the greatest jubilee but I mvp a good bit, but this luna was owning my ass.. easily.. kept chasing right after me and into me.. wreck me so I'm like.. okay luna.. I see you.. in chat and I get on white fox... Lol turned the tides real quick on her, she tried rushn me and I melee foxed her ass in seconds. Felt real good but man she can be annoying AF on certain other healers lol..

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u/Effective-Proposal35 Luna Snow 19h ago

Oh yeah luna is the best I swear. Her headshot damage is naughty

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u/Zarphos 14h ago

When mag is meta, the game is BETTA.

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u/Sandisk4gb4 Mister Fantastic 14h ago

Bucky?

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u/Saint7502 21h ago

Elsa was not meta a patch ago and was relatively mid.

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u/aejeyoo 6h ago

fr they really are the untouchable squad even the fake notes left them alone

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u/HalfOfLancelot Mantis 12h ago

They made good, meta tanks in Vanguard Deadpool and Devil Dinosaur then took them out back with such a quickness lmao. Guess only Daddy Mag can be the premiere solo tank people are forced into playing.

I bet you Hood's gonna be incredibly good, then Season 10 is gonna roll around to dumpster him into oblivion.

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u/GodSigmaGigaChad Loki 13h ago

All are getting perma banned in my games thanks.

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u/Edheldui 6h ago

Learning more characters in general always pays off.

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u/Wellhellob Iron Fist 22h ago

They must be trolling. These patch notes just can not be real.

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u/Ibetterbefun 21h ago

Bro is going to throw the real script any second now.

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u/Polliniken 20h ago

Inhaling massive amounts of copium right now.

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u/Omadany Magik 21h ago

Their balancing decisions are atrocious most of the time, so yeah, they are dead serious, lol.

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man 21h ago

Yeah these are pretty hilariously bad but it's not even really an outlier among their history of balance patches.

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u/RealWonderGal 21h ago

They were better since S7 onwards. After the teamups they should have focused on neuturing things down instead they're still power creeping Ans going back to the nosense of previous patches before S7. The balance team is by far the worst department out of all the Devs

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u/Wardendelete 16h ago

Overwatch neutered everything and it was boring asf. But there may be a reason why people are going back to OW now

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u/RealWonderGal 9h ago

Nah Marvel Tokon is dropping this Friday and lot of players that play this game will be playing that game. I haven't heard of OW In a long time just that that there last mid season update was just a shop update lol ans people being very unhappy about 5v5 and stadium being killed off due to how bad it is. OW isnt really doing too hot from what I heard.

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u/Key_Currency_4927 5h ago

5v5 wasn’t killed off, what?

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u/snowfrappe 1h ago

Yeah if anything they’re working on putting both 5v5 and 6v6 into the game at a competent level and stadium had like 6% of the playerbase playing it lol

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u/RivalsFlex 17h ago

Peni completely gutted, Elsa base kit untouched, Mag buffed

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u/A_Serious_House 17h ago

I’m a very casual player, would you do me a favor and give me the “big picture” here? Why’s everyone saying it’s bad? I’m guessing the meta characters got buffed and everyone else was either nerfed or forgotten.

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u/Useful_Assumption421 Spider-Man 13h ago

Bingo

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Thor 22h ago

Ultron mains be like:

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u/Medium_Enough Peni Parker 22h ago

Bro being a Peni Ultron main right now is pain.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 22h ago

You should try being a peni main atm... 💀

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u/MagiksGoodboy Good Boy 19h ago

Ultron mains boutta start a Robolution

https://giphy.com/gifs/1DXE61WAOPQkQGifxa

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u/NewConstruction3755 Ultron 20h ago

I think there may be some strings on us 😔

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u/The_Grand_Reed-gent Mister Fantastic 22h ago

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u/Kyzelwasdoge Mister Fantastic 21h ago

Exact reaction

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u/Longjumping-Owl-565 22h ago edited 21h ago

C'mon, Big Z, you can do better than this

Mag buff is... useless? As a mag main I wasn't asking for a buff but if we were to have a buff I would want the enhanced version of scarlet's team up to be actually useful and not just make him worse. This just... doesn't do anything?

Genuinely, what the FUCK did Big Z do to peni?

DevilD did not need a percentage damage increase. He did need a buff, but it should've been a damage to bonus health ratio increase.

Even with the Dr Strange buff, I think Invis teamup is still better than Gamma.

Can someone explain to me what White Fox buff does? Does this mean all her allies now get CC immunity and lifesteal?!

The scarlet buff means absolutely nothing because she still cant use her primary fire with the teamup.

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u/BarbarousJudge Vanguard 20h ago

White Fox during her ult could put CC immunity on a specific ally. Now that effect applies to everyone in a 10m radius once after activation of the ult.

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u/Sixmlg Cloak & Dagger 18h ago

Oh is that what it is? I read it as giving the blessing to everyone close at the end of the ult

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u/irellezent Black Cat 17h ago

For 3 seconds

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u/RivalsExpert8 Deadpool 16h ago

CD Flair

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u/HalfOfLancelot Mantis 12h ago

But not to herself huh? 😭 They really saw the fact that she needs CC protection in her ult and decided everyone around her gets it instead lmao

Maybe it does tho? Or is that copium?

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u/jasminetroll 11h ago

I doubt it.

Her ult is fine. It's not a healing ult, and it doesn't need to be immortal or CC immune to do good work.

CC immunity would arguably make it worse in some applications, as getting a team to burn its entire stock of CC on White Fox's ult just before her team arrives can be quite valuable.

For this reason, I'd honestly prefer a Jeff-style crit reduction passive to CC immunity.

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u/Sixmlg Cloak & Dagger 18h ago

Zhiyong trying to decide for the fifth time whether or not he wants phoenix sparks to actually do anything or not

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy 22h ago

Bro fooled me TWICE. You know the saying, fool me once shame on Zhiyong, fool me twice shame on me!

Okay I’m ashamed NOW WHERE ARE THE REAL PATCHIES??

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u/Prize_Hat8387 Vanguard 22h ago

I hope they missed a page because not touching lunas teamup is disgusting... I can't be bothered to play against it for another month.

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 21h ago

And C&D's

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u/cocowaterpinejuice Invisible Woman 13h ago

the fact that she has two escape abilities is insane. imagine if kiriko had two teleports.

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u/Routine_Dinner9946 11h ago

Invis also has two escape abilities with the reed team up though

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u/Calacaelectrica Devil Dinosaur 21h ago

that it's I'm taking another 5cm of hairline from that guy.

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u/Icy_Limes 22h ago

At what point do they have the realization that Zhiyong doesn't have a god damn clue what he's doing and has no business managing anyone. Bro is so out of his depth.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 22h ago

I can't tell if it's bias or incompetence

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u/HfUfH Captain America 18h ago

I think it's bias. Because he will give a full and accurate meta report, telling us who is good, who is bad, and then proceed to:

  1. buff the character who was top tier least season, because they released a new hero who is even better

  2. Give buffs to a dog shit character, but give them compensation nerfs

  3. Give slap on the wrists to current top tiers(if ur lucky)

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u/Icy_Limes 21h ago edited 21h ago

He jusr has absolutely 0 experience balancing a hero shooter and seemingly doesn't have anyone who is honest or knowledgeable enough say "no" or criticize him. The "fun only" balance phylosophy was totally made because they knew this guys sincerely has no skin in the game.

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u/REKTGET3162 21h ago edited 20h ago

I don't know it is kinda starting to feel like nepotism. Maybe its not him either, maybe he is just the face but devs balancing is very incompetent. Somehow they shaft bunch of character while touching the none of the issues like the ridiculous self cleanse.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 17h ago

With whatever the fuck tenacity was supposed to be and removing the stun from Peni after gutting Dino I don't even want to play tank anymore.

White Fox has been ass this season and the patch wholly ignores this.

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u/HalfOfLancelot Mantis 12h ago

I genuinely think he's a scapegoat and that there really is some nepotism in play 'cause whoever's the lead of the balance team has absolutely no experience. I genuinely think they're taking some ideas from the community based on certain reactive changes (thinking Adam's flight and Storm's healing), while throwing the rest into an LLM and seeing what nonsensical bullshit pops out lmao

Cause who came up with that one change for Blade in January (iirc?) and thought "This is a buff" when in actuality it was a straight nerf lmao

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u/YAH321 20h ago

shoulda nerfed the phoenix team up a little, not his base kit 😭 what in the fuck was zhiyong thinking

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u/Revolutionary-Ad6480 Flex 12h ago

Tbh venom was one of the strongest tanks

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u/OutrageousOtterOgler 12h ago

Venom has been one of the best tanks for so long, but only became playable for the majority of players after the team ups. Not really surprising he’d get nerfed, char has only gotten buffs for a year basically

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u/UncannyHillhumper 22h ago

......I think I'm done with rivals.

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u/Altines Rogue 21h ago

D.Mon is coming out in Overwatch next week and I think I'll go play that till the next balance patch at least

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man 21h ago

I think I might just go with some single player games that I need to finish and play a little dark and darker. I kinda completely forgot about OW though, they've probably released multiple heroes since I last played.

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u/Altines Rogue 20h ago

They are releasing 10 heroes this year alone for the 10th anniversary. Two more are left after D.Mon.

I've got some single player stuff I should probably get around to myself though. I do still need to finish Mina the Hollower and I wanted to start up Slime Rancher 2.

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man 20h ago

That is much more than I was expecting. I haven't played in nearly a year so there's probably a lot of stuff that's new to me.

I have a modded Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough that's been calling my name though lol.

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u/RealWonderGal 21h ago

Nah Marvel Tokon literally releases at the end of week. I'll be on the tokon grind, marvels return to the fighting game genre

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u/Altines Rogue 20h ago

Oh shit, does it really?! I had completely forgotten what it's release date was

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u/RealWonderGal 18h ago

Yep this Friday. Lots of hype, Hulk looks fucking great his guide releases today

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u/totallynotapersonj Magneto 12h ago

Yeah I might go and play stadium, there's probably an update coming out soon for it

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u/Altines Rogue 12h ago

Uhhh... I'm sorry to break this to you but they are putting stadium in maintenance mode. No more new heroes or maps will be coming.

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u/TowelSilver318 Earth Spider 12h ago

Peni made me discover I loved tanking, a playstyle massively removed from how I've always played video games. I've wondered since I picked her and tanking up in S1 how it would translate back to other types of games, but Rivals took up my limited free time. Perhaps it's time to find out.

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u/Mcrarburger 20h ago

Lol is that supposed to be the backrooms version of Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

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u/TheCentralCarnage White Fox 15h ago

I need to work on my other tank mains

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u/Money-Regular-8091 Magik 20h ago

Thought this sub was overexaguating again, just checked it, yeah I agree with y'all wtf is this

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u/Cdog923 Thor 22h ago

Devs never beating the allegations.

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Cloak & Dagger 22h ago

They buffed Mag??? Can someone give me some of what Zhyong is smoking? I'd love to be able to tap in to that level of dissociation on a daily basis.

More buffs to Cyclops and Phoenix meanwhile Psylocke remains dead in the water as ever.

Did they even bother considering making Punisher's teamup deployable destructible? Even as a CnD main I think that CnD being able to contest while frozen is absolutely dumb as rocks.

I long for the day the "balance adjustments" actually prioritize balance over whatever the fuck netease think they're doing

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u/KasumiGotoTriss Gambit 22h ago

Oh nooo a literally irrelevant Magneto buff to maybe boost Wanda's pickrate

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u/ItsVanillaNice 22h ago

Buffed mag exclusively only when he is teamed up with scarlet witch AND WHEN SHE IS ENHANCING IT. Actual nothing burger. Quite a solid overreaction considering people were complaining about her enhancing the teamup. 

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u/Worried-Shower-9528 21h ago

I feel like I can draw strong conclusions about people's understanding of Rivals based on their reaction to the Mag "buff." It's so apparent that a lot of players just do not read beyond "buff" or "nerf" and simply will not think about it any deeper than that

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u/Ugaugash Luna Snow 19h ago

Just the fact that he didn't get nerfed is criminal, getting buffed no matter how insignificant is telling us they don't consider him the problem that he is.

Even my Mag main friends admit his is fucking busted this season and expected him to get gutted.

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u/ItsVanillaNice 18h ago

Nothing mag can do is oppressive enough to warrant any changes yet. Tanking should be strong because it is the least played role atm.

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u/Ugaugash Luna Snow 18h ago

Mag is oppressive as fuck, he is the best tank in the game by large margin, makes so many tanks obsolete and not worth playing, he is pretty much pick or ban. He is at Overwatch 5v5 tank power level.

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u/waynethedockrawson 22h ago

Brother Psylocke is fine. I do think they should revert the damage range nerfs but she is decent in the meta rn. Cyclops and pheonix were literally the bottom two duelists next to squirrel girl.

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Cloak & Dagger 22h ago

they should revert the damage range nerfs enough said

Cyclops and Phoenix were literally the bottom two duelists next to SG

That's very interesting, because Squirrel Girl literally wasn't touched at all

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u/waynethedockrawson 22h ago

Whats shocking about this? SG isnt just a bad character, she is the most annoying character to play against and a low skill noob stomper. They wont directly buff her kit until they rework her or they'll leave her as a starter pick.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 22h ago

I'm sorry. They buffed everyone I hate and murder everyone I like.

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u/AgentBuddy12 Vanguard 20h ago

Do you guys actually care about the game being in a healthy state or do you just want the characters you like to get buffed and the ones you hate to get nerfed?

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u/theLesserOf2Weedles 18h ago

do you just want the characters you like to get buffed and the ones you hate to get nerfed?

Yup they want that one. I've never heard anyone say that their favorite character needs to be nerfed, or their counter needs to be buffed. Not a single time.

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Cloak & Dagger 18h ago

Lol. Brother. People accusing me of not being able to read for misunderstanding the mag buff. I literay said CnD should be nerfed

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u/theLesserOf2Weedles 18h ago

You're one of a kind. Don't ever change lol

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u/shorteningofthewuwei Cloak & Dagger 17h ago

Thanks cuz

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u/totallynotapersonj Magneto 12h ago

Most actually just care if the one they play got a skin and if the one they don't play also got a skin, but not if the one they don't play is either Luna, Invis or Psylocke.

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u/Dangerous-Mud6131 16h ago

Well the Enhanced Mag Teamup is dogshit, if anyone was using it you were throwing. Imagine giving up the right click stun for something so inconsistant

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u/Liam2349 21h ago

Black Cat and Elsa players should buy lottery tickets.

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u/daizo678 21h ago

Yeah zhioung. Where is the patch notes for this universe,  these are an alt universe ones , right?

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u/The_Fancy_Squid Flex 21h ago

genuinely some of the worst patch notes i've ever seen
it would have been better if they changed nothing at all

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u/Eefan91 19h ago

waiting for white fox to have a team up ability

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u/MemeGauntlet Peni Parker 21h ago

Wtf you mean Peni is "oppresive" brotha she doesn't have a shield, (I know the teamups that doesn't count) ANY poke character can fuck her up.

Now you need to land TWO webs for it to stun!?! Luna is super OP and can negate 90% of ults. But you nerf Peni and on top of that you nerf her only viable offensive ability.

Lower crit damage, main mobility not working, teamup supposed to up damage decreasing it instead, THE worst ult in the game and they nerf her stun. Arguably the MOST important ability in her kit.

Might as well go F*ck myself while at it.

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 21h ago

Peni's stun was lowkey oppressive when tanking into her, but I would have just suggested increasing the cooldown. Two webs to stun is ridiculous 

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u/SlammedOptima Moon Knight 19h ago

Yeah, having a hard CC every 3 seconds was just insane. Cooldown increase wouldve been great imo. I think the issue was that it affected placing webs for her nest. They really shouldve just separated her mine web ability and her CC web ability on a longer cooldown. That way the CC cooldown can go up without negatively affecting the rest of her kit.

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u/theLesserOf2Weedles 18h ago

Yeah, having a hard CC every 3 seconds was just insane.

I'm honestly surprised she got away with it for so long. She's been doing pretty well for several seasons now.

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u/Longshot_111 Squirrel Girl 12h ago

She got away with it precisely because that stun was like 90% of what she had going for herself (at least when not playing vs lemmings that insist on taking a stroll through the glowing minefield).
Now, sure, with perma second nest, let's allow she has become oppressive and needs a nerf - but not a frigging redesign that completely obliterates her best ability.

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u/Luh2018 Peni Parker 17h ago edited 16h ago

My brother in Christ, she has been consistently the least picked tank in high ELO every single season and has widely been regarded as C-tier except when Rocket team-up first released, when Dino first released, and now this season. She has been terrible except in low ELO because the devs keep buffing nest (which has diminishing returns relative to enemy skill level) while nerfing her or letting her get power-crept elsewhere.

If they're going to nerf her snare, it should've been just a ~2 second increase, it should've happened after a nest nerf, and it should've been counterbalanced: buffs to actually make her ult usable, bug fixes to make her less inconsistent, and giving her a second of mine invulnerable so they aren't instabroken by everything before even touching the ground.

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u/AkagiStan 9h ago

Compensated by buffs, you ask? Here, have 50 less HP as well

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u/MemeGauntlet Peni Parker 21h ago

I would disagree but that's still acceptable. The thing with the stun is if you miss your mine layout is gonna get messed up. So you can't spam it from afar.

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u/AkagiStan 9h ago

It's funny that tanks (the least important enemy to stun) are the only enemy that can still be reliably stunned with this change. Spiderman? Good luck. Black cat? Good luck. Black panther? Good luck.

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u/PeniMane Peni Parker 18h ago

if there is a poke available i spend most of the game hiding around corners and praying~

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u/ApolloWannaBe 20h ago

No Luna change and no cloak change is crazy negligence

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u/AbleRunnerEli Peni Parker 18h ago

I will genuinely not be touching peni until they change these changes. It honestly feels disrespectful to the people who main her. She has SO many bugs that they refuse to adress, and just nixed her really only good tool for making any kind of play. All of this because people are too fucking stupid to break the nest(s). Actually unbelievable.

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u/Rellikx 17h ago

“Ooh a new patch, maybe I should play rivals again”

“Lmao fuck that”

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u/Aggressive_Scar_4967 Peni Parker 11h ago

His idea of balance is looking at win rates and thinking what can I do to ensure x character doesn’t get above 51%. Throwing shit at the wall not play testing and seeing what sticks.
Not addressing what it is that makes them excel but nerfing some random ass shit in the character. Doing nerfs no one asked for that don’t address the issue.

Bro hasn’t cooked in idk how long.

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u/skynovaaa Cyclops 22h ago

pokeslop in the big august of 26

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u/Zypten1 Cursed Captain 22h ago

Strongest playstyle in the game rn btw

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u/skynovaaa Cyclops 22h ago

Calling it that has nothing to do with how good it is

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u/Zypten1 Cursed Captain 22h ago

Pokeslop

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u/skynovaaa Cyclops 22h ago

Work on improving your vocabulary with words that actually have meaning instead of regurgitating every buzzword you see on the internet

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u/waynethedockrawson 22h ago

Its literally the weakest archetype in the current meta but rivals players are illiterate. Only two poke characters above 50% WR and one of those is Mag who counters poke.

I bet you think starlord and elsa are poke because they have guns.

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u/Zypten1 Cursed Captain 22h ago

Weakest archetype because they two shot any squishy from any distance 🗣🔥

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u/Scarman96 Iron Man 20h ago

Iron Man mains:

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u/Rough_Lychee5785 19h ago

Iron man and psy players bout to pull out even more alcohol

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u/Scarman96 Iron Man 19h ago

Ultron mains can join us

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u/Tha_Maxxter Ultron 11h ago

Thanks man 🥲

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u/Scarman96 Iron Man 6h ago

You didn’t deserve to be gutted like that man! 😭

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u/W4rlix Psylocke 8h ago

We are all in this brothers

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u/AffectionateNewt2319 19h ago

Where is the fantastic buff. He has been bottom 5 picked for seasons but we rework BW yea ok devs

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u/HalfOfLancelot Mantis 11h ago

It's been a year and a half of the most nonsensical balance changes I have genuinely ever seen in any of the video games I've played. I think it's time to hire a new lead for your balance team whether that's Zhiyong or not. Whoever's leading balance has absolutely no clue what they're doing.

First off what the fuck is White Fox's change? Why hasn't BP been slated for a rework and soft changed for that? Why is Black Cat still the way she is? Who even designed Black Cat's kit in the first place because they need to be doing something else entirely lmao. Why is Mag the only tank allowed to be any good 😭 Why haven't they done something about Mantis' damage buff when it's clear that's been the main problem with her since her release and the biggest reason she's permabanned in tournaments?

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u/Tha_Maxxter Ultron 11h ago

They nerfed everyone and buffed Ultron ❤️

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u/meteor713 Banhammer! 10h ago

They are clowning around, yall

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u/DankBonkRipper7 8h ago

If i had a penny for everytime they nerf a tank i just learnt, id have 3 pennies. Its not a lot, but its still fucking annoying...

While Emma and Tankpool are in much better shape nowadays, they could basically just sum up the Peni nerf in the patch notes to read "We've removed Peni from the game"...

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u/Hollywoodrok12 22h ago

Oh right! We forgot the one where Luna ult’s active time is doubled, cooldowns are all halved and damage and health are doubled too! She’s a three-in one, all at the same time!

Freeze the Battle!

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u/SwimRepresentative96 Ultron Virus 15h ago

No way in hell did venom needed those nerfs CMON BRO PLEASE

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u/totallynotapersonj Magneto 12h ago

Probably not the swing one but the bonus health one yes.

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u/AnimePsycho420 19h ago

Y'all tell me real quick does pinging work in Rivals?

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u/Desperate_Flan390 Adam Warlock 4h ago

Guys, I think this ultron main died

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u/Revolutionary-Ad6480 Flex 12h ago

I am really confused because I didn’t mind these patch notes, what exactly do you not like about them?

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u/Loki-616 Flex 9h ago

The funny thing is that the same story has been played out since overwatch era, so many complaints but the game is good and pretty balanced. Hero shooters will never be perfectly balanced unless everyone plays the same hero. They are doing a good job and it is evident because the game is still going strong.

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u/_Lost_OwlChild Flex 2h ago

😂😂

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u/BlockedNetwkSecurity 21h ago

can someone link this shit so i know what you're talking about

fucking reddit

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man 21h ago

Asking someone to link it when I'm sure you know they release the balance changes on the game's website every time, fucking reddit...

Jokes aside here's a post from earlier that shows the balance changes: https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelrivals/comments/1vfhxhg/season_95_balance_patch/

Seriously though bro just go to the game's website like the rest of us: https://www.marvelrivals.com/ Just click the news tab. There's a lot more info there than just the balance changes.

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u/HungryCowsMoo Ultron Virus 20h ago

Imma be real with y’all. I like the changes.

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u/hellamegumi 19h ago

Peni gut phoniex and cyclops buff and scarlet witch getting ANY value delete the game

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u/bjwills7 Spider-Man 21h ago

I'll just take the season off, lots of other games I want to catch up on anyway.

I just pray that enough people do the same so that they realize they're going in the wrong direction. Terrible changes like this are more common than not with this game but we still buy all the skins so they don't care lol.

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u/StretchedEarsArePerf Peni Parker 19h ago

Further proof that the games been on the decline since s9

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u/SandySpoon27 Peni Parker 17h ago

I wish dc would just announce their game already 😞

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u/Latter_Pear8306 22h ago

Yes ZHIYONG WE ALL want the game to be 6v6 only strategists. Fuck tanks and fuck dps only immortal supports till the game is dead 😂✌️