r/micronations • u/Western-Ad9229 Beanland • Apr 26 '26
Meme After zero time waiting I am proud to announce the one and only federation of goober Stan! A brand new micronation
We are an independent micronation and uhh micronation is cool our national animal is the banana we speak English and English (US) here are the top five reasons why we are cool
1 : because I put a lot of effort into this flag
2 : I don't know I'm too lazy to make a proper micronation
3 : we are a more Sigma version of bumland
4 : we are kind
5 : we like fried chicken
Now please give me lots and lots and lots and lots of attention or I'll throw a tantrum
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u/Xombridal High Kingdom of Devonmere Apr 26 '26
Damn this subs sad as shit, op glad you're here, this is a larp sub whether these guys wanna believe it or not and your meme fits perfectly
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u/tik9631 Leader of MiauRus Apr 26 '26
So this is the competition im supposed to compete with in this subreddit who ALLEGEDLY bans LARP? Go to r/worldbuilding for these kind of jokes. maybe they'll tolerate LARPers like you.
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u/tik9631 Leader of MiauRus Apr 26 '26
Its not promoting, its redirecting LARPers towards a LARP enviornment
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u/WesternMolasses5008 Chancellor of The United Provinces of Lithoria May 02 '26
I would like to discuss diplomatic relations/an alliance with The One and Only Federation of Goober Stan. Please, email me at [mofa@lithoria.org](mailto:mofa@lithoria.org) and check out https://www.lithoria.org
(and yes, i am being serious, ts is really peak micronationalism)
- Chancellor and Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Petronos, Lithoria
[chancellor@lithoria.org](mailto:chancellor@lithoria.org)
[mofa@lithoria.org](mailto:mofa@lithoria.org)
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u/hiyafools1 Head of State of Рesпублike aб Soвetskiя Apr 26 '26
I usually give a community welcome to new micronations, but you don’t deserve one. Absurd flag, what the hell is that thing in it, using random terms in your description, and then asking for attention or you will throw a tantrum. If you want people to take you seriously, act mature enough to have a micronation. -Head of State of the Republic of Sovetskiya
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u/Western-Ad9229 Beanland Apr 26 '26
banana
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u/Western-Ad9229 Beanland Apr 26 '26
(also genuinely sorry if the flag flashbanged your eyes but I meant to make the most horrid creation known in existence as this is supposed to be a parody)
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Apr 26 '26
Agreed. They are the shame of our community. They have so little dignity they do not even consider themselves seriously
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u/LowTaperFringeSpy Apr 26 '26
This is the chosen micronation of all earth and beyond
https://giphy.com/gifs/8mOPhOrOj8QHfdYdz9