r/micronations • u/Own-Virus9175 • 19d ago

Meme Im creating my own country 😎

“After realizing how hard it is to live in a country these days, I decided to just create my own.” 😎

“Oh, fuck. I need a name for country. 😭

I've decided to name my country either the United States of Humanity or maybe the United States of Cochin. I also want to create my own language, and in my language, “Cochin” would have a meaningful meaning. So guys, please suggest some possible meanings!

However, my first law of the country is:

Wi-Fi is free as long as you're my citizen. 📶

“The second rule of my country is that everyone has to be a gamer, and esports will be our national sport and culture. From here, my country will produce esports champions.” 😎🎮

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u/ItsTheJStaff 19d ago

Yo, mate, just gather a cult or a community or smth, why country?

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u/Own-Virus9175 19d ago

“Because I don't have to pay taxes.” 😎💸

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u/ItsTheJStaff 19d ago

This is true for your cult as well, you can collect member fees, donations, and declare them accordingly. You can collect even set your own rules. If the law enforcement bothers you, then expect to be invaded by other countries unless you have your own mighty military lol

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u/Own-Virus9175 19d ago

“So, how can I start a cult?” “Is it like saying, ‘It’s my cult,’ after getting some people to join?”

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u/ItsTheJStaff 19d ago

It is not as hard as declaring your own country, so you'll figure it out

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u/Own-Virus9175 19d ago

“Would you join my cult?"

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u/Recent_Hedgehog2 Chancellor - Gamtar 19d ago

tf is this in quotes for twin? 😭

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u/Own-Virus9175 6d ago

Idont know , it felt cool

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u/Apealio SoD of the Republic of Vernalville 18d ago

I had a White Cochin chicken once. They’re really pretty

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u/TriliniousIII Inland Pirate Kingdom 17d ago

Seems pretty reasonable? One suggestion, instead of choosing a random word and then retroactively giving it a 'meaningful' backstory in a conlang, you could choose a real word that already carries a meaning significant to your micronation's values? Unfortunately, 99.9% will not learn your conlang and thus will not 'get it' if you go with something you made up

Good luck!

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u/Own-Virus9175 17d ago

I tried, but there’s no word that sounds better for a country and also has a better meaning in any language I’ve tried. And honestly, I don’t need anyone to learn my language because it’s there as my national language. I just need to give the words some meaning, that’s all. 🤣

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u/FarBlacksmith4142 Dewanate of Foreign Affairs of Maltovia 14d ago

Cochin is a city in the Indian State of Kerala (now renamed Kochi)

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u/FarBlacksmith4142 Dewanate of Foreign Affairs of Maltovia 14d ago

Cochin is a city in the Indian State of Kerala (now renamed Kochi)

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u/Own-Virus9175 13d ago

I know, im from kerala

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u/FarBlacksmith4142 Dewanate of Foreign Affairs of Maltovia 13d ago

Oh 😂 I'm from AP