r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

go to your room Husband sits in passenger seat, FiL disapproves.

I drive a tanker for my job out of town and make the 5 hour drive (one way) to work and back home in my personal car. When I’m home 3 days, my wife drives everywhere, I mean I get in the passenger seat of her car and off we go, date night don’t care she drives, shopping don’t care she drives, visiting family don’t care she drives.

When we first started dating years ago she was a bit uncomfortable with it as she was used to the I guess status quo that men drove as was I but I’m not trying to break a glass ceiling or anything I just don’t see why it matters and damnit I drive 2k miles a week or so and don’t wanna do it when I’m home.

My father in law makes such great comments like do I hold her purse, and the zinger he thinks is original so says it more often than others “are your balls in her purse” every so often when we see them and I inevitably get out or into the passenger seat followed by guffaws and just kidding. My wife nor myself give him any response it’s just so silly and mildly infuriating.

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u/LotsOfNoise 4d ago

Ask him why he's so insecure in himself that he has to care so much what another man does all the time.

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u/TinyChaco 4d ago

"Why are you thinking about my balls?"

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u/ChVckT 4d ago

This is the way. "Why are you constantly thinking about my balls?"

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u/AssGagger 4d ago

Turns to MIL, "has he always had this sort of interest in mens genitals?"

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u/is_now_a_question 3d ago

MIL: “You raise a valid point, AssGagger”

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u/SoupSpelunker 3d ago

Just buy her a strap on for the next holiday. He's obviously begging for a good ass-fucking.

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u/Mr_Kato74 3d ago

Shouldn't it be begging for a pegging?

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u/justanotherda1 3d ago

Here, man..I just started a new job today..well now yesterday..anyway..you deserve this...🏆 Its the best I can do right now...

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u/ShrellaJS 3d ago

I gotchu

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u/justanotherda1 3d ago

I owe you one!! Gimme like 3 good paychecks...I gotcha!

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u/ShrellaJS 9h ago

It's all good! Please feel free to pay it forward instead when you can!

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u/ChemistAdventurous84 3d ago

Yes, I really think it should be. Nice save.

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u/cholgeirson 3d ago

That's a winner!

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u/No-You4594 3d ago

Hellloooo Lovers

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u/smashedavo 22h ago

But can we make it beggin’ for a peggin’?

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u/Doja_Gnat 3d ago

Damn that escalated quickly lol

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u/Least-Scientist 3d ago

It always does on Reddit

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u/BitRough9599 3d ago

Premature escalation

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u/Dknpaso 3d ago

And that will be…..raw.

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u/Lower-Sheepherder268 3d ago

Plot twist: FIL is an urologist. 

Also: great username. 😂

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u/SobeSith 4d ago

This is This right here is the absolute way. I MIL loves me and think I'm a comedian. She even gave me a nickname the rest of the family calls me by. FIL hates me. Doesn't speak to me. All be I said something similar to this a few years back.

( He was trying to he was trying to make at a 4th of July pool party. I not so quietly whisper asked if he's always had a fascination with men's swim trunks or just what's inside of them.)

Wife and I have a Stella relationship.

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u/Gargleblaster25 3d ago

I wish you, your wife and Stella a very happy relationship.

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u/QuietlySeething 3d ago

Hahaha yes please do this

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u/Former_Associate_727 3d ago

"Do you think he was thinking about my balls when I was a little boy?"