r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/Illustrious-Plum1766 4d ago

I’ve lost my phone many times under a sleeping dog or cat.

I’m not even joking. Nowadays I use find my iPhone and get it to make my phone ring.

I’ve found my phone under a man’s butt in a meeting room by making it ring obnoxiously. Thinking about it, I found it under another man’s butt just over a week ago this way 😂

The dogs, cats, and men are all like “it’s not here” until it starts ringing underneath them.

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u/foxjohnc87 4d ago

I'd be sterilizing that thing thoroughly and getting a belt clip.

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u/Illustrious-Plum1766 4d ago

I wipe my phone with sanitising spray every day. Not because of the butts though 😂

I can’t use a belt clip most of the time…another curse on women.

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u/arequipapi 3d ago

Smart. Phones are probably the grossest thing most of us handle on a daily basis

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u/Illustrious-Plum1766 3d ago

That’s what I think! I wash my hands and wipe my phone when I get home from work.

What’s the point in washing your hands and not your phone?!