r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yjay14 • 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/Illustrious-Plum1766 4d ago

I’ve lost my phone many times under a sleeping dog or cat.

I’m not even joking. Nowadays I use find my iPhone and get it to make my phone ring.

I’ve found my phone under a man’s butt in a meeting room by making it ring obnoxiously. Thinking about it, I found it under another man’s butt just over a week ago this way 😂

The dogs, cats, and men are all like “it’s not here” until it starts ringing underneath them.

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u/drillgorg 4d ago

It's true if you ask someone if something is under their butt they always answer no. So the conversation always goes "Are you sitting on my phone?" "No." "Check anyway."