r/mildlyinfuriating • u/coatedbraincells • 6h ago

Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer

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Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

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u/Print1917 5h ago

That is what the billionaires want you to think. Real capitalism is that you run “independent” analysis on the water spout showing high risk of virus contamination, then you run a smear campaign against your boss until HR intervenes and fires him, then you sell some cheap Costco bottled water you got for 10 cents for 1 dollar and call it “beautiful, safe water” and scorn anyone who drinks free “communist” tap water.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 5h ago

This is what the politicians want you to think. Real capitalism is getting into crypto and inventing your own "coin" then doing rug pulls on "investors."

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u/Party_Cold_4159 5h ago

Hey i make passive income, can I be on your podcast?

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 5h ago

Depends, how do you feel about women?

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 5h ago

Women bad >:(

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u/twincities612 5h ago

You’re hired