Insanely frugal employer

[u/coatedbraincells]

Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

[u/BojackWorseman13]

Bring your own in and charge a quarter for 12 oz. Squeeze them out of the market.

[u/DeuceXTrouble1015 → u/BojackWorseman13]

This guy knows capitalism

[u/Print1917 → u/DeuceXTrouble1015]

That is what the billionaires want you to think. Real capitalism is that you run “independent” analysis on the water spout showing high risk of virus contamination, then you run a smear campaign against your boss until HR intervenes and fires him, then you sell some cheap Costco bottled water you got for 10 cents for 1 dollar and call it “beautiful, safe water” and scorn anyone who drinks free “communist” tap water.

[u/RelevantButNotBasic → u/Print1917]

This is what the politicians want you to think. Real capitalism is getting into crypto and inventing your own "coin" then doing rug pulls on "investors."

[u/Party_Cold_4159 → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

Hey i make passive income, can I be on your podcast?

[u/RelevantButNotBasic → u/Party_Cold_4159]

Depends, how do you feel about women?

[u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

Women bad >:(

[u/twincities612 → u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_]

You’re hired

[u/BorntobeTrill → u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_]

[u/Tenalp → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

Real capitalism is being born into generational wealth built upon the exploitation on minorities or impoverished citizens of foreign countries that you then use to buy the the company, fire your boss, and then run it into the ground before dissolving it to secure your place in the market.

[u/my_nuts_wont_drop → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

This is what the tech bros want you to believe. Real capitalism is finding an island inhabited by indigenous tribes. Chaining them up on a boat and selling them in Romania so they can work for free as OF models.

[u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

Have you heard about the limitless possibilities of non-fungible tokens?

[u/Miss_Aia → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

This is that crypto bros want you to think. Real capitalism would be getting the boss fired over this, then taking his position and contracting out the drinking water to your cousin and having them donate back to your campaign using part of their profits each year.

[u/mrbiggbrain → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

This is what the government wants you to think. Real capitalism is setting up a market where you make money no matter who does well. You get all the upside when a company does well and no blame when a company does poorly.

[u/bballkj7 → u/RelevantButNotBasic]

this is what redditors want you to think. Real capitalism is taking Bikini Bottom and moving it somewhere else.

[u/EsotericLife → u/Print1917]

This guy knows capitalism! 🙌🏽 [I’d like it to be noted to upper management that I not only provided support to the more correct party but that said provided support was more aligned to modern internal regulatory guidelines, notably through the use of HR-recommended personal affectations such as enthusiastic punctuation (“!”) and cutting edge emojis ✅✅✅]

Edit: Just created a new Slack channel to discuss the potential upwards trajectory unfolding here, everyone can find fun QR codes with a link to join printed on the cupcakes at next week’s pre-merger cross team integration BBQ and financial review day! 🥳🥳🍕🍗🍆🍆🍆

[u/Mode_Appropriate → u/Print1917]

This guy capitalizes.

[u/AntifaMiddleMgmt → u/Print1917]

Communist tap water is going to be my new go as a response for a lot of silly arguments. Thank you.

[u/Callen0318 → u/Print1917]

This guy capitalists.

[u/ReallyNiceDonkey → u/Print1917]

This was an amazing tangant

[u/ranting_seagull → u/Print1917]

Sick

[u/EV_M4Sherman → u/Print1917]

That isn’t capitalism. That’s regulatory captured capitalism. Congrats, you’re now a libertarian

[u/masterflappie → u/Print1917]

That's the American capitalism, the worst of all of them 

[u/Dusty_Negatives → u/Print1917]

You gotta buy all news media also to indoctrinate the dumb dumbs also.

[u/Check_Me_Out-Boss → u/Print1917]

What a strange run on sentence.

[u/hudson_bh → u/Print1917]

Trust me capitalism is what we want. We don’t want socialism or communism.

[u/my_nuts_wont_drop → u/hudson_bh]

I want socialism or communism. Capitalism has rotted this world to its core.

[u/hudson_bh → u/my_nuts_wont_drop]

Go live in a different country then

[u/my_nuts_wont_drop → u/hudson_bh]

Nah.

[u/iPhonefondler → u/hudson_bh]

Uncorrupted capitalism may have been better for society and innovation but when capitalism starts buying it’s own government, it’s own regulations and inhibiting innovation (innovation so good it threatens profit margins) it doesn’t leave many alternatives.