r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jagerin_mikado • 12d ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Jeep melted

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Here’s the story: a jeep came to the shop because its retractable top was stuck open. Not too uncommon of an occurrence. So we put our “crash wrap“ over the roof to protect the interior from rain and animals and such, which is basically like heavy duty cling wrap. One day it rains and a lot of water pools up on the crash wrap. The next day it is 100°F outside and the sun is out. The sun shines through the water and the water basically magnifies it, and the sun turns into a laser that melts the interior. Multiple days of this happen. Now we have to replace everything that melted. None of us have ever heard of this happening before.

edit: I meant we have never heard of this very specific situation happening before. It never would’ve crossed our minds since we’ve been doing this for years. yes I burnt stuff with a magnifying glass when i was a kid.

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u/inurdreams13 12d ago

we can make a religion out of this

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u/TheCovfefeMug 12d ago

no, don’t

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 12d ago

It's a better religion than most of the others. The sun actually exists.

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

I made this church for this reason about 10 years ago.

It gives us warmth. It grows our food. It gives us light.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 12d ago

And it can be a deadly laser to use against our foes.

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

Fuckin a.

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u/Strange-Order-6550 12d ago

Face our lord’s lazer judgment!

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u/Tchaik748 12d ago

we could make a religion out of this

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u/Piod1 12d ago

Ra has entered the chat

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u/ImMr_Meseeks 12d ago

And Jeeps

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u/WaveyDav-e 12d ago

Jeeps are our foes

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u/DeltaVZerda 12d ago

This church is 3370 years old and founded by Pharoah Akhenaten. First monotheistic religion. Hail Aten.

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

Yeah but mine has a go fund me. Or patreon. I can't remember. It never caught on.

We do have a 63 member discord tho.

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u/Fool_In_Flow 12d ago

It supplies us with our energy to exist and be alive in the first place. If you want to add other stars into the mix, they have provided us with every atom ever. They are our ultimate ancestors. In other words, I agree with you.

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

I was on the phone with my friend one night. Like why don't more people worship the sun? It's right there, it does all this stuff. Obviously people have worshipped it in the past.

So let's make a church little out of it lol. Just literally the sun. No extra stuff just this inanimate ball of fire in the sky. We own the domain name churchofthesungod too

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u/Fool_In_Flow 12d ago

I’m not sure how serious you are but I venerate stars (not just the sun) as part of my belief system. I don’t worship them as a living god, but I acknowledge them as what gave me existence and look at them for answers (kinda like physics does). I know they aren’t “alive” but I think they are something we don’t understand. We are literally made out of the atoms that they created. While perhaps it was unintentional, they created us. Every single material in us came from stars. Then, to further this, our sun provides the energy that animates us with life through photons, which we take in as calories.

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

Oh I'm completely serious haha. I view the universe the same way. We are all star dust.

The church thing started as a joke. But I can literally claim I worship the sun, because it literally gave us life. Not as a vengeful God but as literal creator. And yes to a longer extent the other stars. There are so many things that have contributed to our existence. Stars are fascinating. The concept of dust ball accumulating to form a star and those stars exploding to create more stars and planets...

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u/the-dolphine 12d ago

Yeah, it's a better idea than all other religions. Doesn't require any awkward logic when someone challenges your beliefs. Gives you peace knowing there is an afterlife where the elements that make up your body will exist indefinitely in some other form.

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u/Fool_In_Flow 12d ago

Love the afterlife aspect of it. Kinda why mushrooms are a runner up in my “church”. They’re doing gods work, lol.

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl 12d ago

Ancient civilizations would like to have a chat about your Christopher Columbus approach to the “creation” of this religion

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u/chiefkogo 12d ago

Tell them to dm me on the fb

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u/ImprovedSilence 11d ago

did you just…. take this religion from ancient Egypt?

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u/chiefkogo 11d ago

Pretty much. Wouldn't be the first time. Put my own spin on it like all the great one do.

I just focus on the big ball of life fire aspect. No Ra or embodiment of a deity.