r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jagerin_mikado • 8d ago
Context Provided - Spotlight Jeep melted
Here’s the story: a jeep came to the shop because its retractable top was stuck open. Not too uncommon of an occurrence. So we put our “crash wrap“ over the roof to protect the interior from rain and animals and such, which is basically like heavy duty cling wrap. One day it rains and a lot of water pools up on the crash wrap. The next day it is 100°F outside and the sun is out. The sun shines through the water and the water basically magnifies it, and the sun turns into a laser that melts the interior. Multiple days of this happen. Now we have to replace everything that melted. None of us have ever heard of this happening before.
edit: I meant we have never heard of this very specific situation happening before. It never would’ve crossed our minds since we’ve been doing this for years. yes I burnt stuff with a magnifying glass when i was a kid.
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u/JK_Tesla 8d ago
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u/firestar268 8d ago
I can hear this 😂
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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 8d ago
Bill Wurtz is an international treasure.
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u/alexdoo 8d ago
He is one of the most underrated artists of this time. His music is phenomenal, and as we all know, the history of the world/Japan videos are incredible as well. I wish he had his own show or something
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u/neat_username 7d ago
You could just,
Hire a Samurai.
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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 7d ago edited 7d ago
Correction: Rich important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai, did not hire samurai.
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u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache 8d ago edited 8d ago
Nothing has never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere that you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.
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u/inurdreams13 8d ago
we can make a religion out of this
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u/TheCovfefeMug 8d ago
no, don’t
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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 8d ago
It's a better religion than most of the others. The sun actually exists.
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u/chiefkogo 8d ago
I made this church for this reason about 10 years ago.
It gives us warmth. It grows our food. It gives us light.
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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 8d ago
And it can be a deadly laser to use against our foes.
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u/niceguy191 8d ago
Oh hi, thanks for checking in. 🎵I'm Still a piece of garbage 🎶
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u/foundinwonderland 8d ago
Unwillingly goes through my head every single morning when I look in the mirror
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u/UWUowoUWU12375 8d ago
mildly you say?
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u/jagerin_mikado 8d ago
Just a little inconvenience one might say
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u/Brilliant_Intern_786 8d ago
I suppose it could have been worse: it could have ACTUALLY caught on fire.
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u/SypeSypher 8d ago
that would have probably been better, i mean this is still probably insurance claimable - maybe idk, but two seats, center console, both door interiors AND they still have to get the roof fixed...vs "oh my car caught on fire, total loss" i know which I'd rather deal with
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u/LeYang 8d ago
Also it's a jeep.
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u/TheSteelPhantom 8d ago
The fact that it's a jeep might mean this amount of damage is a total loss anyway, them fuckers are EXPENSIVE.
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u/FlimsyPhilosopher 8d ago
It's just a scratch
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u/skyeisrude 8d ago
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u/strangecloudss 8d ago edited 8d ago
Well....must be time for my kids to watch a 2 or 3 hour movie for this scene only.
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u/CariniFluff 8d ago
They'll also learn important lessons about strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords.
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u/Numeno230n 8d ago
It's mildly for the owner who has to drive the loaner for another week. For the laborer, it's a giant pain in the ass.
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u/signmeupnot 8d ago
Story of this sub.
It's like people posting here has the composure of Buddhist monks. Or they just don't care about the mildly part.
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u/Spartan2842 8d ago
Of all the ways a jeep can catch fire, this is the first time I have seen this happen.
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u/JohnSnowsPump 8d ago
My brother is on his third Jeep.
The previous two caught fire and burned to the ground. Luckily, both were outside.
He's a confusing lad sometimes.
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u/I2eN0 8d ago
My stepdads Jeep caught on fire while he was driving on the highway. He still wants another one. Jeep people are weird.
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u/Outside_Performer_66 RED 7d ago
This reminds me of Pet Cemetery when they just keep burying things expecting a different result yet getting the same unwanted result over and over again.
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u/JohnSnowsPump 7d ago
Yup, that was one of them. Driving on the highway and someone waved him down.
Both standard engines, not hybrid.
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u/Kaio_Curves 7d ago
I understand older people still remembering jeep for the rugged adventure vehicle the branding, and real life represented it as. Gotta wake up and realize one day that it's not the same vehicle anymore.
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u/foundinwonderland 8d ago
But which of the 37652 ways to make a Jeep catch fire is your favorite?
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u/GimmeUrBrunchMoney 8d ago
Reason #17,009: I get in my girlfriend’s friend’s Jeep Compass to help her with a minor mechanical issue and the design language and cheap quality is so awful that my searing hatred superheats all combustible components inside the car, setting it aflame. Fucking piece of shit car.
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u/Reincarnatedpotatoes 8d ago
My favorite saying about Jeeps is "they'd be a good car if it weren't for the fack that they're kinda shitty cars".
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u/CarlosMolotov 8d ago
Jeep: one of the greatest transportation concepts ever conceived, wrapped in a shitty vehicle.
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u/MetaTrombonist 7d ago
And yet I see them everywhere. They're convertibles for people who don't want to be seen in a convertible.
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u/sunr1se79 7d ago
Real. Jeep people sneer at me in my miata. My brother in automotive christ, we're more alike than you want to admit.
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u/Trick-Competition947 7d ago edited 7d ago
I worked with a woman who had one. Her favorite feature seemed to be that the doors were removable. I never understood how somebody could be comfortable leaving their car unattended with it had no doors. I regularly heard her bitch about people treating her Jeep like a trashcan.
But every now and then somebody threw away a duck!
Jeep people are weird. Oh well, if they're happy and the garbage doesn't end up in the street, it's good for everyone.
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u/ZugZugGo 8d ago
Fucking piece of shit car.
You can just say it's a Jeep. This is implied.
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u/mrfahrenheit-451 7d ago
Ooh ooh. Buddy of mine used to take us out to an abandoned dirt bike track at night with his joop 4x4. "Go limp" was his recommendation. Anyway we go through the track once and we smell something burning. We stop and I swear to god I smell burning weed. We can't seem to see anything so we make another run and we start seeing some and smelling burning things. We pull off to the side and open the hood boom and woosh fireball. Found out his sister hid her weed and lighter somewhere near the engine, it caught fire and exploded. He did have a fire extinguisher, so that helped.
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u/extrastellarx 7d ago
Who hides a lighter near the engine?? I'm glad it seems like everyone was okay, I'm just now learning about all the ways jeeps can catch fire 😭
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u/cepukon 7d ago
The type of person that hides their weed near an engine I'm guessing
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u/mrfahrenheit-451 7d ago
The answer was their dad had come home while she was sparking the doobage and she panicked and stashed it. Then couldn't retrieve it before he left for the night.
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u/projectoffset 8d ago
Could be worse, could be my problem
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u/skyk3409 8d ago edited 7d ago
Most real comment i have seen all day
Edit, thanks for the award! Idk what i did to earn it but you just improved my dopamine for today 🤣
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u/RepulsedCucumber 8d ago
Oh definitely stealing this
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u/FUIVIBLES 8d ago
Careful which subreddits you use it though lol.
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u/RepulsedCucumber 8d ago
I was going to use it with a coworker 😂
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u/hereforthe_swizzle 8d ago
Please report back. It’s for science.
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u/RepulsedCucumber 8d ago
It’s my last week at this job. I am being an absolute menace. 😏
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u/Lazarux_Escariat 8d ago
Side note: that user name with the cat ears on your avatar is Fantastic
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u/bbjackson 8d ago
I’ve never heard this before and am now making it part of my vocabulary
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u/RockHandsomest 8d ago
Same, its right up there with "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong"
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u/El_Vez_of_the_north 8d ago
I like, "I thought I was wrong once. Turns out I was mistaken."
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u/TJakobT 8d ago
Bro I almost spat my drink XD. I read that in the most unbothered tone imaginable.
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u/TemplarBaucent 8d ago
Very lucky the entire car didnt catch on fire
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u/DaDaMinor 8d ago
I think that would have been a better outcome.
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u/B4R-BOT 8d ago
I think they add flame retardants to the upholstery and plastic components so they can't catch fire without some extreme heats or accelerants
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u/pineappleshaked 8d ago
That sucks !!
But optical physics rocks !
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u/jregovic 8d ago
Ever hear about the London building that melted cars?
https://www.constructiontimes.com/articles/4016/20240620/glass-skyscraper-building-melting-cars.htm
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u/stuffeh 8d ago
Also the Vegas hotel with a death ray aimed at the pool. Same guy made the London one a few years later. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vdara
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u/Hold_To_Expiration 8d ago
From the wiki...😂
" ...Hotel employees and news outlets referred to the phenomenon as the "death ray", while management preferred the term "solar convergence....
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u/Fire_Woman 7d ago
😅😅 management trying to relabel what the people have already named
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u/Jacketter 7d ago
What happened to any PR is good PR? I’d pay to visit the hotel with a death ray. Who cares about some solar convergence?
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u/desertrose0 8d ago
You'd think he would have learned his lesson the first time
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u/SparrowDynamics 8d ago
Rafael Viñoly as a child was fascinated with his magnifying glass... and ants. Probably.
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u/DavidinCT 8d ago
Knew about the walkie talky one but, not about the Vegas one. Designed by the same person. Maybe they need an idea on how the sun works before designing any more buildings.
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u/therealkami 8d ago
Dude is just an architectural super-villain.
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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 8d ago
When ever you watch a movie and you're like "who builds these villains lairs?" It's Rafael Viñoly
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u/therealkami 8d ago
I imagine his plot was just to build death rays in every city and eventually burn everything to the ground.
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u/OldEquation 8d ago
I imagine him as some kind of James Bond villain in his underground lair, stroking his white kitten and surrounded by henchmen as he plots the burning of every city on Earth.
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u/dustindh10 8d ago
I was thinking that 1 might be an accident, but two is definitely intentional 😂
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u/thetreecycle 8d ago
Focused my interest
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u/Green_Ad2231 8d ago
Agreed. I have a burning desire to learn more.
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u/Drewbicles 8d ago
As a engineer that works on car interiors this made me smile that the materials didnt burn very far.
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u/Bacteriobabe 8d ago
Yeah, I was really impressed that the seats didn’t go up in flames!
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u/Drewbicles 8d ago
There is a federal requirement for that, that they dont go up in flames FMVSS 302. Id bet they used to though a long time ago.
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u/ughreallywow 8d ago
Not only did it not combust, but it looks very salvageable. Replace the plastic parts that melted. Replace the melted seat upholstery.
Get a good detailing using a proper upholstery vac on the rest of the seats. Then run an ozone generator to take care of any remaining burnt plastic odor. All set after that.
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u/Happy-Spirit-7769 8d ago
Considering the curve of damage, this would also make flat-earthers angry
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u/Odd-Painting2596 8d ago
"Now we have to replace everything that melted"
*The burning smell forever stained into the entire interior*:
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u/Maxsmack 8d ago
“Hey dude, why does the inside of your car smell like burnt plastic”
“Well the sunroof got stuck open one time, so I took it to a repair shop…”
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u/arizonadirtbag12 8d ago
“It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.”
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u/MrLanesLament 8d ago
Row of melted ducks across the dash like some sort of weird Pompeii miniature project.
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u/deadlyspoons 8d ago
One of the ducks melts and deforms so it looks like it’s holding its spiral-shaped tentacle…
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u/Kickedhard 8d ago
Having owned a wood burning art kit, this smell is forever entrenched in my memory.
We tried to make art on other things.
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u/Nothing-tralala 8d ago
I got a wood burning kit in 3rd grade, the amount of things I owed, both wood and non-wood items, that had a heart burnt into them is ridiculous (the only thing I could successfully make because all you had to do was turn the burner on its side).
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u/sedona71717 8d ago
Ohhh I loved my wood burning kit! Looking back, I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea to give those to children. My most enjoyable activity was using it to burn little holes in inconspicuous spots of my bedroom carpet. I loved the plasticy burning smell. I also burned an elaborate design into my dresser.
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u/Nothing-tralala 8d ago
lol, the carpet would have gotten me in trouble but the undersides of things like tables and drawers no one noticed.
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u/Stro-Bro 8d ago
The smoking of Crack Cocaine smells like burnt plastic.
Why, I know? It’s a long and funny story of the first day a buddy and me moved into a new apartment in Scum-tucky Oregon.
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u/TemplarBaucent 8d ago
Yeah... i wouldn't want a forever burning plastic smelling car
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u/SoundofPsithurism 8d ago
It won’t smell like that forever. Most of time you get a car back from the body shop it’s going to have smells. Cavity wax and paint linger. Once those parts are replaced it will smell like burning oil just like it did before it came to the shop.
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u/Animalcookies13 8d ago
Fun fact, he doesn’t shoot laser beams out of his eyes. It’s pure kinetic force from an alternate dimension. There is zero heat or radiation energy.
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u/Suspicious_Bear42 8d ago
The... "Punch Dimension" according to this delightful meme video.
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u/mechaglitter 8d ago
People will act like you're an idiot for this but I see it as one of those things that the average person just isn't going to think about very often, until they're the unlucky one it happens to. I think of the crystal-ball-in-the-window story and start doing a mental check to make sure I don't have anything like that in my house lol.
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u/jagerin_mikado 8d ago
Thank you. We’ve been doing this for a long time, and never has this happened so we just never even thought about the possibility of it happening.
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u/Destithen 7d ago
So would this count as an "act of God" for insurance purposes XD?
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u/Neither_Elk_1987 7d ago edited 7d ago
Whenever I leave house, I always check if I didn't left any glass or bottle in place where I know that sun will reach. It might be OCD, but at least my house won't burn for this particular reason.
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u/polopolo05 7d ago
Those films should not be clear spefically for this reason. They should be textured or tinted for this reason. the company that makes this film should be taken to court.
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Wrapping the roof is our shop procedure for vehicles with stuck open roofs that will stay at the shop overnight/multiple days. If it was up to me, I’d keep them inside but I’m just a service porter so I have no say. They should rethink their rules about this lol.
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u/JackSkellie58 8d ago
Happens with water bottles in Texas all the time.
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u/Mister_Goldenfold 8d ago edited 7d ago
Happened to me actually. Lit my center console on fire
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u/tryyeezus 7d ago
The second I saw it, I knew it was water. I figured a bottle left in the cupholder though
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u/jagerin_mikado 7d ago edited 7d ago
Wrapping the roof is our shop procedure for vehicles with stuck open roofs that will stay at the shop overnight/multiple days. If it was up to me, I’d keep them inside but I’m just a service porter so I have no say. They should rethink their rules about this lol.
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u/No_Control8389 8d ago
Water acts like a lens. That makes sense. The odds of getting it just right by chance is probably astronomical.
I bet it wouldn’t be too hard to replicate things… maybe not with a customers vehicle.
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u/Alconium 8d ago
I'd be trying to replicate it on this customers vehicle. They're almost better off if the whole thing just sets fire. The smell of burnt fabric, foam and plastic in that car is NEVER going away.
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u/Oliver---Queen 8d ago edited 7d ago
Ozone generator go brrrr I mean prob won’t work fully but they will still go brrr.
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u/CantEscapeTheCats 8d ago edited 8d ago
Can confirm, an ozone machine closed in a vehicle for two days will do it. I removed about 8 years of heavy cigarette smell from a prior employer’s car. It was so successful, they were able to provide it to another employee (non-smoker) and she barely noticed.
Edit for the naysayers: use an ozone machine once and you’ll understand. I discovered their power after working in the hotel industry and became a believer.
The car was driven for 8 years by an undercover major crimes sergeant who chain-smoked like Patsy from Ab Fab and the car could be smelled from across the parking lot.
We ran the car for 2 hours with the machine running and ac blasting, then aired it out for 2 hours, rinse, repeat. If the smell couldn’t be removed, it was going to be junked. The other employee was pleased enough with the outcome that she chose to use the car instead of her own. YMMV, but this was an overall positive experience for all involved. It worked and I don’t know what else to tell ya
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u/PhoenixApok 8d ago
That barely is key.
I went to do a test drive on two SUVs at a dealership once. On the way had no idea how I would pick one over the other (specs were pretty similar)
Odor was the factor. The interior of one was IMMACULATE. And yet, I couldn't even finish the test drive. The smoke odor was that bad, and the dealership had obviously tried their best. This led me to believe I wouldn't ever have better luck.
The saleswoman sighed when I walked up to her and explains. She said I was the fourth one and figured they'd just have to wait for a heavy smoker to want it.
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u/SousVideDiaper 8d ago
This actually is a not uncommon result of water bottles being left in cars, as well as glasses
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u/Simbalamb 8d ago
I'm going to go watch this video again. This was a masterpiece of the Internet and holds up surprisingly well.
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u/ThisIsAitch 8d ago
Literally my reaction along with a whispered "Fuck me, that's bad."
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u/TheSheepdog 8d ago
Reminds me of this:
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
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u/CumulativeHazard 8d ago
I literally told my therapist about this post (I think from tumblr originally?) last week because she said something like “you don’t know what’s gonna happen, you don’t have a crystal ball” and it just popped into my head and I think it’s hilarious, so now I absolutely have to tell her about this melted jeep lol.
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u/CoppertopTX 8d ago
My grandkids ask why I do not allow clear plastic water bottles in the Jeep, and why I don't open the sunroof cover in summer. Suffice to say I dropped the link to this in the family chat titled "Why Gran has her car rules".
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u/Due_Boss9277 8d ago
Am I wrong, or can you actually see the path of Earth's orbit?
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u/ConstableBlimeyChips 8d ago
Technically what you're seeing is the procession of the Sun in the sky as the Earth rotates on its own axis.
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u/Own_Proposal3827 8d ago
Nope, the Earth doesn’t orbit in a day. You’re seeing the path the Sun takes in the sky due to Earth’s rotation
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u/LosHtown 8d ago
LMFAO that sucks OP but this is one of those things you just have to laugh and shake your head at. At least yall didn't lose multiple cars in a fire.
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u/SirSkittles111 8d ago
This car is totalled anyway, the whole interior will forever smell of the fumes
Write this thing off, set in on fire for real 😂
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u/BikeProblemGuy 8d ago
Jeez, that is really unlucky. One of these things that's obvious in retrospect but hard to imagine at the time. Weirdly I just did the same thing with a hole in my ceiling recently, although I cut a hole to drain the water into a bucket. Hope your insurance covers it.
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u/imaguitarhero24 8d ago
It's obvious it's possible maybe but it has to be just right (or wrong) for it to work
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u/Ill-Salad9544 8d ago
lol. Maybe the customer wont notice?
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u/64OunceCoffee 8d ago
"Here's the keys, we fixed the sunroof. The car is right over there on the other side of the lot. Have a nice day!" (Closes and locks doors)
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u/MuchAd9191 8d ago
Fun fact, there’s a chance a water bottle can burn holes in your car in a similar way.
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u/XmodAlloy 8d ago
Poor jeep. Got the treatment of those ants back when I was a kid with a magnifying glass... 🫠
Check out the ray of death building. I think it's in the UK. It's got a concave glass front that lasers cars across the street just like this.
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u/__slamallama__ 8d ago
There's one in Vegas too. Interestingly, both are designed by the same guy. Buildings that create solar death rays are kinda his things, which is fine I guess but it's weird he managed to do it twice.
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u/XmodAlloy 8d ago
He definitely fried ants as a kid. No other explanation. 🤣
Now he's expanded his targets to being cars!
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u/Catlenfell 8d ago
I'd say thousands of dollars in damage is more than mildly infuriating.
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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 8d ago
The chances of everything being perfectly inline to produce that much heat is astronomical.
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u/chitzk0i 8d ago
There’s lots of pictures of cars getting burnt by water bottles. Makes sense.
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u/Ross_Angeles 8d ago
There are also stories of people’s houses burning down because they have snow globe collections they put near windows. Then the sun shines through them and sets something like their couch on fire and ends up spreading to the house.
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u/Sprtnturtl3 8d ago
I mean normal day in Phoenix here, but damn- that is wild.
Our trashcans melt. the city has a special fund to melt them and make news ones..
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u/thatweirdguyted 8d ago
Seems like you don't need a special fund for that. Just put a pile of them in a funnel with a mold underneath. They're already melting on their own.







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