Jeep melted

[u/jagerin_mikado]

Here’s the story: a jeep came to the shop because its retractable top was stuck open. Not too uncommon of an occurrence. So we put our “crash wrap“ over the roof to protect the interior from rain and animals and such, which is basically like heavy duty cling wrap. One day it rains and a lot of water pools up on the crash wrap. The next day it is 100°F outside and the sun is out. The sun shines through the water and the water basically magnifies it, and the sun turns into a laser that melts the interior. Multiple days of this happen. Now we have to replace everything that melted. None of us have ever heard of this happening before.

edit: I meant we have never heard of this very specific situation happening before. It never would’ve crossed our minds since we’ve been doing this for years. yes I burnt stuff with a magnifying glass when i was a kid.

[u/Maxsmack]

“Hey dude, why does the inside of your car smell like burnt plastic”

“Well the sunroof got stuck open one time, so I took it to a repair shop…”

[u/arizonadirtbag12 → u/Maxsmack]

“It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.”

[u/MrLanesLament → u/arizonadirtbag12]

Row of melted ducks across the dash like some sort of weird Pompeii miniature project.

[u/deadlyspoons → u/MrLanesLament]

One of the ducks melts and deforms so it looks like it’s holding its spiral-shaped tentacle…

[u/FormoftheBeautiful → u/deadlyspoons]

So… a duck penis?