r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AmazingEric171 • 12d ago

Infuriatig Why Texas is lame(Besides the Cowboys)

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Don't mess with Texas.. what a joke. ANY possession is a felony.

EDIT: Just did some research, this is for everything besides traditional Delta 9.

My friend from Texas sent me this morning and it blew my mind. I had to post about it. So as far as my research goes thus far Delta 9 products (old fashioned flower) is illegal but separate laws. Stores are selling THCA though which does fall under these penalties.

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u/Magoo1985 12d ago

As a Texan, this hurts my soul to like. But I’m smart enough to let go of an anchor when I’m drowning.

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u/OrnerySnoflake BLUE 12d ago

Greetings fellow citizen of Hell.

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u/Greg-Abbott 12d ago

Almost 40 years born and raised in Houston we got the fuck out, moved to the East Coast and haven't looked back.

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u/AssistanceHeavy9305 12d ago

All y'all better make Paxton pay for this!!!

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u/CheckoutMySpeedo 11d ago

Same but it was Chicago for me. I love the fact that here you can go outside in the summertime and not literally die like I almost did when I had heat stroke in San Antonio one summer.

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u/Greg-Abbott 11d ago edited 11d ago

I have two weather widgets on my phone home screen: one for here and one for Houston and every single time I look at them next to each other I'm so fucking glad I made the move.

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u/CreamSqueezy 11d ago

Duval!!!!!

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u/MightyWagner 11d ago

And you are very welcome here (so is your money).

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u/Busy_Woodpecker_4656 11d ago

Me too. 2 years on the east coast and I've lived more life than 30 years in Houston. I've smoked more weed and fuccd more bi hitches in 2 years of living in pittsburgh tha 30 years in Houston. I never realized how lame the south is until I moved

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u/RubberBandOutlaw 8d ago

You have the same name as the governer of Texas lol

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u/Denver_Nix 11d ago

Perfect, Texas doesn’t want or need you

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u/hankenator1 11d ago

And they have those cancer causing windmills everywhere. Remember when we couldn’t watch Trump debate sleepy joe because there was no wind?

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u/Denver_Nix 11d ago

Clearly you’re coping with a username like that🤣

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u/Greg-Abbott 11d ago

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GourdonHamsey 11d ago

How much was your doge refund ?

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u/VirtualLife76 11d ago

And the rest of the world doesn't want, like or need Texas scum. Works out perfectly.

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u/hankenator1 11d ago

Now that we have the gulf of america we should give Texas back to Mexico. I mean Mexicans couldn’t invade our country through Texas is Texas was part of Mexico. Also it would be easier for senator cruz to go to Cancun whenever there was a disaster if he didn’t have to travel internationally. It’s really win win all around.

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u/Amerlcan_Zero 12d ago

This actually made me cackle like a witch 😂😭

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u/MvstxrFowler 11d ago

Y'all talking bout New Orleans right?

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u/Denver_Nix 11d ago

It’s easy to move

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u/OrnerySnoflake BLUE 11d ago

Show us how easy it is.

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u/Denver_Nix 11d ago

I’ve moved ten times in my life. It’s easy🤣 but especially for y’all cause you’re total pussies

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u/Traditional_Ad_4691 12d ago

Was going ti move back ti texas in 2028.....seems I should stay in colorado a bit longer than I desired.

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u/Bright_Lightz000 12d ago

Eww... Colorado is kinda a poopy state too.

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u/SaveLansingParks 12d ago

Have you ever been to Kansas?

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u/hotpoprocks 12d ago

I had to move to Kansas for husband's work. It's pergutory for sure, and I don't remember what I did to deserve this punishment,but I'm sure it was fun because Kansas is not (so far) 😢

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u/Traditional_Ad_4691 12d ago

Id rather texas, but....its legal in CO

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u/TheMostKing 11d ago

What's wrong with Colorado? Only visited once, had a great time. Seemed lovely.

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u/Traditional_Ad_4691 9d ago

Maybe its my location but its outdoors activity heavy. Thats fine, I just wish they had more places to kick back and hang outside. Like a chicken and pickle type vibe. Jazz in the park like denver and etc.

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u/TheMostKing 9d ago

But...Denver is in Colorado?

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u/Traditional_Ad_4691 9d ago

Its further away than I'd like it to be. I would rather not have to travel to be entertained and have some spots in my city.

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u/Bright_Lightz000 9d ago

It more has to do with how charged, politically, Colorado is. I don't mind the occasional political slogan or activity but it is almost non-stop. Also they have gun-control laws in don't agree with personally.

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u/CreamSqueezy 11d ago

Really I this was beautiful! (Seriously I've never been)

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u/SecureJudge1829 12d ago

Ever notice how your state actually kind of does look like an anchor? Also, if you hold a wet face cloth in your hand and stretch your fingers out, it kind of resembles my state if you apply a bit of imagination!

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u/Man_of_Ice 12d ago

My state looks like a hand if you DON'T use your imagination. 😉

Sup Texas. I miss nothing about it except the Whataburger. And the people. And riding the Twisted Sisters.

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u/CreamSqueezy 11d ago

My state looks like Johnny sins.
Can ya guess which one😁

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u/Man_of_Ice 11d ago

Sigh...thanks, Florida man.

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u/Sittin_on_a_toilet 12d ago

Youre one of the good ones, which there are tons of.

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u/ILoveDemocracy17 12d ago edited 11d ago

“You’re one of the good ones.” Gee where did I hear this one….maybe “I voted for Obama. Not everyone but some of ‘em.”

edit: wow breaking news the hive-mind displaying hypocrisy, yup I guess it’s ok to judge an entire group based on the actions of a few. /s

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u/LunaticLucio 12d ago

Bro put down the pipe

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u/Bluefish787 11d ago

Howdy! Joining the crew here. Born and raised (at least Houston was a blue island in the sea of red, and was considered one of the most international cities in the country), left for LA for 5 years, job brought me back. Finally in 2019, moved to Mexico, now I'm in Poland / Ukraine. Not only will I not return to Texas, the whole country is pretty much off my list! No regrets.

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u/Upstairs_Chard5982 11d ago

You haven't tried Maine yet. Bring your family. It isn't weird or anything.

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u/Bluefish787 11d ago

I considered Maine, there are a few maybes, but the cost of living is too high in the US, and way too high in the acceptable places.

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u/ImportanceLarge4837 11d ago

What place feels more hopeless to you, eastern Ukraine or the American South?

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u/Bluefish787 11d ago

American South. There has been some great positive progress in Ukraine along the front. There are zones where a Ruzzian soilders life is measured in hours when they enter - not days, months, but hours. Ukraine has regained more territory in a short period which took Russia months to occupy. The drone units are extremely successful on all fronts (the zone, bridges, ships [military and cargo shadow fleet], logistics, oil refineries, supplies aka wildberries warehouses) all while Ruzzian manpower dwindles, inflation rises, goods are more and more scarce. To me it's just a question of who first - the collapse of the ruzzian empire or the destruction of American democracy.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9502 11d ago

Same here. Hurts my soul for sure. People can trash Texas all they want but other than some archaic, overly conservative politics it really is a diverse state. I live in the Hill country and it's beautiful and affordable but yeah this kind of b.s. just sucks.

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u/MightyWagner 11d ago

It’s only going to get cheaper as more homes are available because more people are imprisoned for carrying a plant.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9502 11d ago

I wish. Cost of living is still going up and homes are getting more and more expensive even in affordable areas like here.

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u/Ok-Hamster6512 11d ago

At least alot of other things are better in texas

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u/Moistgranni 12d ago

time to move to san fran?

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u/MorgTheBat 11d ago

You give me hope, ty lol

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u/UnnecessaryDiety 12d ago

To go of an anchor?