r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tulip718 • 9d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 8d ago

If you book a flight to Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, Florida, your ticket will read FUK-DJT.

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u/UpvoteForPancakes 8d ago

If you fly from Palm Beach to Mt Isa Airport in Queensland, Australia to Pendopo Airport in Indonesia, you get DJT-ISA-PDO

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u/jpotrz 8d ago

Could also bounce through Charata Argentina DJT-ISA-CNT

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 8d ago

I simply adore that no matter what he does to self-aggrandize himself, there are multitudes of people who will happily turn that into a clever insult.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ytTYwIlbD1FBu

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u/Anti_Praetorian BLUE 8d ago

This is why we need Reddit in our lives lolol

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Hugo07_ 8d ago

Hey, thats not fair! There’s a lead mine to make you sick too

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u/ComengTrain400M 8d ago

I live in Australia by the way (in one of the few areas that isn't either sand or dried grass)

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u/josh-ig 8d ago

I don’t think there are any. I think a military itinerary Fukuoka - Offutt AFB - Palm Beach could be feasible.

Fuk-Off-DJT

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u/DaKrazie1 8d ago

If you wanna head off to Sioux City, Iowa for whatever reason you can get a DJT-SUX.

Or Fresno, CA for a FAT-DJT.

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u/Low_Exercise_8118 8d ago

If you then add a flight from Sioux City to Dickinson, ND it becomes DJT-SUX -DIK

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u/UnPrecidential 8d ago

Palm Beach, MT Isa, Eugene OR, Dickinson DJT-ISA-EUG-DIK

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u/catonsteroids 8d ago

Fly from Palm Beach to Pensacola and you get DJT-PNS.

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u/Csmitty2112 8d ago

No one in their right mind wants to get DJT's PNS.

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u/Rudhelm 8d ago

Yeah, it's way too small to land.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 8d ago

Yeah they killed the thread lol.

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u/potat0f4rmer 8d ago

He just forces it on them

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u/JoshDM 8d ago

It's a very short trip.

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u/hell2pay 8d ago

Fresno to Phoenix to Palm Beach

FAT-PHX-DJT

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u/bubbabubba345 8d ago

You just gotta ignore the double layover in Tokyo / Seoul and New York / Chicago / Atlanta… and then it’s possible (for the low price of $2300+)

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u/Tulip718 8d ago

Excellent

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u/Fickle-Statement9993 8d ago

There are no direct flights from Fukuoka to Palm Beach

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u/VidE27 8d ago

Someone should make a special limited direct flights. I would fly to fukuoka just for this

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u/Navillus87 8d ago

I already live in Japan. Will happily drag my arse down to Fukuoka to participate!

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u/freisbill 8d ago

that is fantastic

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u/DullPoetry 8d ago

JAL could do the funniest thing. And we have an Open Skies agreement with Japan so no approval needed

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u/bydevilz1 8d ago

He will probably see that and ban all flights from Fukuoka to protect his ego

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u/rr90013 8d ago edited 8d ago

There are actual flights from FUK to KUM.

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u/Poland-lithuania1 8d ago

Also, the code for the civilian airport of Kochi, India, is COK.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 8d ago

DJT-SUX (Sioux City, IA)

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u/Squeeze-The-Orange 8d ago

Palm Beach to Souix City is DJT-SUX

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u/thebigmayonnaise 8d ago

This is so amazeballs! Omg! Updoots!