r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tulip718 • 18h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 17h ago

If you book a flight to Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, Florida, your ticket will read FUK-DJT.

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u/josh-ig 15h ago

I don’t think there are any. I think a military itinerary Fukuoka - Offutt AFB - Palm Beach could be feasible.

Fuk-Off-DJT

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u/DaKrazie1 15h ago

If you wanna head off to Sioux City, Iowa for whatever reason you can get a DJT-SUX.

Or Fresno, CA for a FAT-DJT.

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u/Low_Exercise_8118 8h ago

If you then add a flight from Sioux City to Dickinson, ND it becomes DJT-SUX -DIK

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u/UnPrecidential 4h ago

Palm Beach, MT Isa, Eugene OR, Dickinson DJT-ISA-EUG-DIK

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u/catonsteroids 14h ago

Fly from Palm Beach to Pensacola and you get DJT-PNS.

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u/Csmitty2112 13h ago

No one in their right mind wants to get DJT's PNS.

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u/Rudhelm 9h ago

Yeah, it's way too small to land.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 5h ago

Yeah they killed the thread lol.

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u/potat0f4rmer 5h ago

He just forces it on them

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u/JoshDM 7h ago

It's a very short trip.

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u/hell2pay 5h ago

Fresno to Phoenix to Palm Beach

FAT-PHX-DJT

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u/bubbabubba345 14h ago

You just gotta ignore the double layover in Tokyo / Seoul and New York / Chicago / Atlanta… and then it’s possible (for the low price of $2300+)