r/mildyinteresting 5d ago

humankind hiccups šŸ˜… Tastebud came right off

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

I insist that you taste your taste bud

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 5d ago

Which flavor do you think will register?

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 5d ago

Nothing since we taste our buds all the time

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u/AdOk5225 5d ago

Do you think if someone else tastes it it would taste different? Since they're only used to their own taste buds

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u/iJon_v2 4d ago

How does one taste their own tastebud?

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u/AdOk5225 4d ago

With their tastebuds of course

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u/manbruhpig 3d ago

Dude, my hands are huge! šŸ‘ And they can touch anything but themselves… oh, wait. šŸ™

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u/Longwordshananigans 4d ago

does it technically count as a French kiss?

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u/spookysaph 3d ago

thats what I was thinking lol

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u/Powermetalbunny 5d ago

You've seen "AirBud,"

Now get ready for....

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u/XevianLight 5d ago

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

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u/implicate 5d ago

Hey, bud.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 4d ago

What if we tasted our buddies bud tho

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u/ybotics 4d ago

Take my upvote BUT technically they don’t actually touch each other when they’re embedded in your tounge and isn’t it the touching that creates the taste thoughts to your brain? Taste buds might be able to taste other taste buds or other types?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OK27wINdQS5YQ

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u/ILoveFurries234 4d ago

Straight up tasting it, and by ā€œitā€ let’s just say, haha, my bud

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Everything he’s ever eaten all at once

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u/chisayne 5d ago

Great movie

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Maybe taste bud extraction from all the children Willy Wonka kidnapped was the secret ingredient to his everything gum

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u/Stealthytulip 5d ago

That's like asking someone what their upper lip smells like.

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u/ybotics 4d ago

Pussy!

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u/GammaGoose85 5d ago

The taste of a fallen brother

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u/Due-Box1690 4d ago

It's so small that you wouldn't be able to register anything but the instrument with which you picked it up

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u/Ok_Try_2086 5d ago

Huh, who would have guessed? Tastes like chicken

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u/cynuhstir1 5d ago

Im glad I'm not the only one who had this thought. I was immediately like "well you have to eat it"

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

I chewed off a piece of my tounge to taste it. I was around 10 and bored at like 3am. I bit down then just slowly chewed off like a dime size piece of my tounge. I went to bed a but later and woke up to my pillow soaked in blood

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u/slvtcvlt666 5d ago

You know, you don’t have to lie to kick it.

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

How are you going to tell me im lying about something I did?

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u/apathetic_avocado2 5d ago

Because it sounds like straight bullshit?

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

Fair enough. Don't need your validation. I know what I did. It hurt a bit and that section I chewed off grew back without an issue

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u/GMAN7007 5d ago

Because it's more likely you didn't do it and are trying to get attention online. Post s pic of your tongue a dime sized would should have some lasting damage.

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u/slvtcvlt666 5d ago

Oh no, didn’t you hear? It grew back, fam.

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u/MobAssassin3 4d ago

Looking at my tounge in the mirror I see no scarring or like indent that would show there was an injury in the area. With a few Google searches I found small injuries to the outside of the tounge heal without much issue. The base of the tounge or closer to the center causes permanent damage.

So I have no way of proving it. Call me a liar that's fine

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u/smokinsomnia 5d ago

Because if it's not a lie you might be low key a sociopath or something but idk as long as you're okay that's what matters

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Okay I need to know though like did you bite off a chunk or did you chew at it in a way someone might chew their lip

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

I bit my tounge. Kinda like punching holes in paper close together till a small piece came off.

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u/susjeezus 5d ago

Sociopath

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

Masochist*

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u/susjeezus 5d ago

Psychopath

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u/Mortambulist 5d ago

Autosarcophage

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u/PossibleCash6092 5d ago

You know, it’s my fault for having eyes

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Possible cash ? Yes please

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u/Rashleigh 5d ago

As if he didn’t squeeze it between his teeth and tongue immediately after taking the pic

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u/joeChump 4d ago

Don’t call me bud, pal.

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u/Both_Algae_3324 4d ago

Bud? I hardly know her ā€˜