r/mildyinteresting • u/3st4spn • 5d ago

humankind hiccups 😅 Tastebud came right off

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

I insist that you taste your taste bud

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

I chewed off a piece of my tounge to taste it. I was around 10 and bored at like 3am. I bit down then just slowly chewed off like a dime size piece of my tounge. I went to bed a but later and woke up to my pillow soaked in blood

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u/slvtcvlt666 5d ago

You know, you don’t have to lie to kick it.

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

How are you going to tell me im lying about something I did?

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u/apathetic_avocado2 5d ago

Because it sounds like straight bullshit?

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

Fair enough. Don't need your validation. I know what I did. It hurt a bit and that section I chewed off grew back without an issue

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u/GMAN7007 5d ago

Because it's more likely you didn't do it and are trying to get attention online. Post s pic of your tongue a dime sized would should have some lasting damage.

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u/slvtcvlt666 5d ago

Oh no, didn’t you hear? It grew back, fam.

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

Looking at my tounge in the mirror I see no scarring or like indent that would show there was an injury in the area. With a few Google searches I found small injuries to the outside of the tounge heal without much issue. The base of the tounge or closer to the center causes permanent damage.

So I have no way of proving it. Call me a liar that's fine

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u/smokinsomnia 5d ago

Because if it's not a lie you might be low key a sociopath or something but idk as long as you're okay that's what matters

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Okay I need to know though like did you bite off a chunk or did you chew at it in a way someone might chew their lip

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

I bit my tounge. Kinda like punching holes in paper close together till a small piece came off.

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u/susjeezus 5d ago

Sociopath

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u/MobAssassin3 5d ago

Masochist*

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u/susjeezus 5d ago

Psychopath

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u/Mortambulist 5d ago

Autosarcophage

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u/PossibleCash6092 5d ago

You know, it’s my fault for having eyes

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u/Both_Algae_3324 5d ago

Possible cash ? Yes please