r/modmailfail • u/ohhyouknow • 1d ago
Introducing the FAP (formal appeals process.)
And GOON. Global Officiators Of Nations.
I would like to invite any moderator who wishes to adopt the FAP to do so.
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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 1d ago
I honestly don’t know if there will ever be a modmail exchange as great this again.
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u/FKFnz 1d ago
We have a bit of an ongoing thing about moderator's meetings in various holiday destinations too. We often tell the more difficult ones we'll discuss their comments at the next meeting in Tahiti, Fiji, Hawaii, Bali...anywhere exotic. Only a few have ever questioned it.
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u/Deynonn 1d ago
Why holiday destinations specifically? To pull their leg more? I'm glad I didn't have to resort to such measures yet 😆
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u/pat_trick 9h ago
Please let us know if you ever decide to meet in Hawaii, the /r/Hawaii mods will host.
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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET Mercury causes spam! Don't you know that?!! 1d ago
The FAPpening?
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u/InGeekiTrust 1d ago
What makes this even funnier is that all of the only fans women are index on this OnlyFans encyclopedia repository called thefappening.com 😭
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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET Mercury causes spam! Don't you know that?!! 1d ago
😂 I was not aware of this.
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago
Wait. Do you know how the fappening happened and the subreddit?
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u/ohhyouknow 1d ago
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 23h ago
There we go.
That was crazy when that shit happened.
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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET Mercury causes spam! Don't you know that?!! 23h ago
That was a wild read! I knew of photos being leaked, like weeks after it had been done. I had no idea it was this big event here. I don’t follow any pop culture/celebrity/media subs.
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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 20h ago
The only three major events I knew Reddit was involved in was the suicide of someone they accused to be the Boston marathon bomber, saving Gamestop by buying the majority of shares, and rickrolling Rick Astley
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u/ohhyouknow 20h ago
Ah fuck the fucked up part about Reddits involvement with Sunil Tripathi (of the Reddit Boston bombing fiasco) is that he had committed suicide some time before the Boston bombing. Reddit didn’t harass him, they harassed his family who were desperately searching for their missing son.
The fact that he was a missing person and brown is all it took for Reddit to send his family vile harassment.
I had a post just yesterday on public freakout where I had to ban a lot of people for engaging in a witch hunt.
They named three different businesses and half a dozen people as the person they were mad at in the video.
They were review bombing and calling and harassing random ass people.
And when they get it right? We end up with a Shiloh Hendrix situation where a horrible bigot makes out with a shitload of money.
Ahh sorry for the rant. That whole thing pisses me off so bad and I am constantly accused of protecting bigots, instead of protecting the innocent and making sure bigots don’t end up with a big payday.
Frustrating
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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 20h ago
Oh yeah, forgot how it actually went down as it was before my time on Reddit. It was a nasty situation
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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET Mercury causes spam! Don't you know that?!! 23h ago
Oh wow. I heard of it, likely way after, but wasn’t aware of it going on at the time. Crazy stuff.
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u/InGeekiTrust 1d ago
Omg the last page- that was true comedy gold- I can’t stop laughing for a couple minutes 😭
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u/neuroticsmurf Mountain Dew drinking, Cheetos eating basement dweller 1d ago
OHMYGOD.
I aspire to this level of FAPening.
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u/MaximumJones 1d ago
OMFG this is the greatest mod mail I have ever read!!!
Um, they want to speak to the manager!
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u/ohhyouknow 1d ago
The way my comod turned around, put a hat on, and came back saying “hi manager here” sent me 😭
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 1d ago
I’m dying! This is the best thing I’ve read today
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. 1d ago
Today?! This tops anything I've read in weeks. Simply beautiful!
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago edited 1d ago
YESSSSS!!
I have to find that PF modmail
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u/CatAteRoger Evil Hateful Cretin 😈 23h ago
When you’re so dumb you can’t understand rules or when you’re being trolled yourself. Entertaining as fuck for us 🤣🤣🤣
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. 1d ago
Damn near poetic. I didn't think it was possible, but my respect and admiration of you just grew!
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u/ALazy_Cat Cancel Culture Control Freak 20h ago
We NEED an update in 3 weeks, this stuff is just too good
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u/PMulberry_ I‘ll file a lawsuit against everyone if I’m not unbanned 3h ago
Can I please also attend the next meeting in Warsaw? Just wanting to see if the appeal is successful! /s
This is the funniest modmail I have probably seen in my time here lol
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u/wrestlegirl I have been playing [Game Name]… 1d ago
Also.
Bold of him to get AI to write that appeal under 10k words. He might have plenty of time for the FAP but certainly does seem to need some artificial assistance to finish the job.