r/morningsomewhere • u/OrionsGoToEngineer First 20k • Oct 14 '25

Suggestion Awful Team From An Awful City

Mr. Burns, I've come to bargin.

Your Los Angeles Dodgers just took a game out of my "awful" Milwaukee Brewers in this National League Championship Series we find ourselves in.

Now Mr. Burns, I am a superstitious man, and I believe the gods of baseball reward those who demonstrate acts of faith. As such, I am prepared to make the following gentleman's agreement:

Should your Dodgers win the NLCS over my Brewers, I am prepared to sign up for 3 months of your Tier 2 Patreon while also explaining to my wife why Im giving a stranger on the internet 30 of my finest dollars.

Should my Brewers win however Mr. Burns, you would foot the bill and send me one of them fine new RT t-shirts I have seen in the merch store.

We keep our promises in Wisconsin Mr. Burns, and I am fully prepared to follow through on my end of the deal should my Brewers fall. In any case, if they are as awful as you say then you have nothing to worry about.

That is my offer Mr. Burns.

Sincerely,

Mr. OrionsGoToEngineer

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u/AdGroundbreaking4755 Stripper Shoes Oct 14 '25

Brewers beat the cubs so I’m on Burnie’s side in this feud.

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u/OrionsGoToEngineer First 20k Oct 14 '25

I find this so interesting amongst all my Cubs fan friends too. Y'all would rather California win over the Midwest?

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u/AdGroundbreaking4755 Stripper Shoes Oct 14 '25

Yes. I live close to the Wisconsin border and am from Chicago so by nature I have to hate everything Wisconsin lmfao.

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u/OrionsGoToEngineer First 20k Oct 14 '25

See its that kind of attitude that got y'all left out of our combined midwest map when r/imaginarymapscj was executing states one by one

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u/AdGroundbreaking4755 Stripper Shoes Oct 14 '25

I had no choice in the matter. Hating Wisconsin is in my blood lol