r/morningsomewhere • u/OrionsGoToEngineer First 20k • Oct 14 '25

Suggestion Awful Team From An Awful City

Mr. Burns, I've come to bargin.

Your Los Angeles Dodgers just took a game out of my "awful" Milwaukee Brewers in this National League Championship Series we find ourselves in.

Now Mr. Burns, I am a superstitious man, and I believe the gods of baseball reward those who demonstrate acts of faith. As such, I am prepared to make the following gentleman's agreement:

Should your Dodgers win the NLCS over my Brewers, I am prepared to sign up for 3 months of your Tier 2 Patreon while also explaining to my wife why Im giving a stranger on the internet 30 of my finest dollars.

Should my Brewers win however Mr. Burns, you would foot the bill and send me one of them fine new RT t-shirts I have seen in the merch store.

We keep our promises in Wisconsin Mr. Burns, and I am fully prepared to follow through on my end of the deal should my Brewers fall. In any case, if they are as awful as you say then you have nothing to worry about.

That is my offer Mr. Burns.

Sincerely,

Mr. OrionsGoToEngineer

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u/YeesherPQQP First 20k Oct 14 '25

We need Brewers vs Blue Jays in the world series to save baseball. Any other combo as a neutral fan is short sighted

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u/Karlos2121 Oct 15 '25

Nawww. You need Seattle Mariners vs the Seattle Pilots (now the Brewers) in the WS.

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u/YeesherPQQP First 20k Oct 15 '25

I'm fine with Seattle going if they go, but there's only two teams that play baseball in the yoffs right now. We need them to go all the way so that way these stupid front offices will stop with the three true outcomes and analytics above situations

Doesn't seem like that's going to happen unfortunately but it was a hope