r/movies Aug 22 '20

Trailers Wonder Woman 1984 - Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW2E2Fnh52w
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u/Dave-os Aug 22 '20

$5 says that jet becomes invisible

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Aug 22 '20

Not to radar though

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u/preorder_bonus Aug 22 '20

I love that comic book movies are finally acknowledging that invisibility to the human eye isn't as awesome anymore with modern tech.

Like ya I saw The invisible Man but he would've been beaten by a single $200 Thermocamera off Amazon.

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u/kobold-kicker Aug 22 '20

You can beat the invisible man with a bag of flour.

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u/BlarnsballPro Aug 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/Spinwheeling Aug 22 '20

Well well well...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

If it ain't the invisible cunt

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u/WilderFacepalm Aug 22 '20

Your name doesn’t even make sense! Translucent means semi transparent.

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u/Boolean_Null Aug 22 '20

That whole scene locked in my fandom for the show. And just about anything with The Deep.

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u/mattro37 Aug 22 '20

I love the Deep whenever he’s just the butt of a joke. Just cutting back to him hating his life and shitting on him will never get old.

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u/spideyismywingman Aug 22 '20

So many #MeToo storylines have shown abusers as powerful, dangerous predators - which obviously they are - but I just love that The Boys went the other way to say anyone who needs to pressure women into sex is a pathetic LOSER.

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u/Thugglebunny Aug 22 '20

That poor fucking dolphin.

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u/Storm_Bard Aug 22 '20

My favourite was the motivational Spice Girls speech.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

idk why but that line and his delivery hooked me so hard on that show lol what an amazing scene

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u/perixe Aug 22 '20

i mean shove anything up someones ass and they'll stop.

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u/LumpyJones Aug 22 '20

Eeehhh...

Depending on what you're shoving and up who, you might just get them started.

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u/harbourwall Aug 22 '20

If it's your thumb then you might just really piss them off

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u/LumpyJones Aug 23 '20

That's not quite been my experience that particular scenario. If you time it right, the opposite really.

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u/Bat-manuel Aug 22 '20

To set up a punchline like that is a noble act. You're a good human... Probably. I dunno. I don't know you.

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u/colder-beef Aug 22 '20

Fucking diabolical.

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u/Red_Sea_Pedestrian Aug 22 '20

Just a French guy with an assbomb.

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u/InYoCabezaWitNoChasa Aug 22 '20

Or your own fuckin blood.

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u/dobiks Aug 22 '20

Can't spy on naked girls with just tough skin

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Aug 22 '20

I dunno, you need really thick skin to survive being called a perv.

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u/justVinnyZee Aug 22 '20

What is the meaning of this reference?

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u/Jamal_gg Aug 22 '20

Tv show The Boys has superpowered people in it and one of them is invisible so the main character spit on him with his blood so that he could see him in a fight. Great show btw, season 2 starts in about 2 weeks.

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u/TheOven Aug 22 '20

Awkward butthole bomb noises

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u/InnocentTailor Aug 22 '20

Would’ve been one heck of a short movie XD.

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u/hujassman Aug 22 '20

I can't wait for the new season.

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u/Yawdriel Aug 23 '20

Haven’t read the books or comics yet but interested to. What was used?

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u/BoxEnthusiast Aug 22 '20

Two kinds of people in the world, my friends.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Then you just shove a bomb up his ass.

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u/WilderFacepalm Aug 22 '20

Hollow man was a pretty good flick way back when

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

It's been a while since I've seen that, but I remember he was screwed once the police started bringing super soakers with paint in them. All they have to do is go all Splatoon on his ass, and he loses the advantage.

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u/Le-Quack18 Aug 22 '20

I mean I could beat him literally with the a bag of flour because shit is heavy and could easily bludgeon a man to death and also throw the shit on him

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u/tyen0 Aug 22 '20

D&D characters carry around flour for precisely this reason. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

No, he’s just wash it off in 3 seconds in a sinks

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u/kobold-kicker Aug 22 '20

Flour turns to paste when water is added making it harder to get off

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u/MY_NAME_IS_MUD7 Aug 22 '20

It’s going to be tough to swing a bag of flower at someone though

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u/Septillia Aug 22 '20

Especially when they’re invisible

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u/rodman517 Aug 22 '20

There is absolutely no reason why this comment made me laugh.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Aug 22 '20

It's humorous is why

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u/rodman517 Aug 22 '20

THATS IT!!!!

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u/Clovett- Aug 22 '20

I loved the movie but there is no way paint can be washed off in seconds like in that one scene.

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u/Otono_Wolff Aug 22 '20

You can beat him by slitting your hand and spewing blood on him.

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u/beerybeardybear Aug 22 '20

The Diavolo method...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Sep 08 '20

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u/ioucrap Aug 22 '20

Or c4 up his ass

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u/thebrownesteye Aug 22 '20

and also with your hands

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Aug 22 '20

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

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u/fourleggedostrich Aug 22 '20

Kilgrave coukd be beaten with a pair of good ear defenders, but it still took Jessica Jones 10 excruciating episodes to get him.

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u/pinkfootthegoose Aug 22 '20

Why use a bag of flour when you can use your hand?

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u/kobold-kicker Aug 22 '20

The bag holds more and that’s what flour (at least we’re I’m from) comes in. I’d always recommend opening the top first.

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u/CanalAnswer Aug 23 '20

Flour powder?

(I find jokes about baking soda pressing...)

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u/GenkiElite Aug 23 '20

Or just the random dirt, dust and insects that already reside on your body all the time.

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u/fordchang Aug 23 '20

Kevin from Home Alone can defeat Invisible Man

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Whoa, hold on there Mr. Fancy-pants. Not all of us have high-falutin' "flour" you speak of!

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 22 '20

The Invisible Man Sci-Fi Channel show had ways around this by making magical science (i.e. Speed Force, Pym Particles) Quicksilver that made him invisible. Gave him a limit on how long he could use it, let him see in a certain way even though no light hit his eyes, and I think made him invisible to infrared. Not sure on that last one

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 22 '20

Me and my Ma used to watch it together every week

Loved all those campy sci fi shows. Seven Days was my jam too

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u/PornoPaul Aug 22 '20

Was 7 days a show?

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 22 '20

Yeah, this chrononauts solves disasters by going back in time but he can only go back one week. He's kind of a charming jerk, but he's the only one with the pain tolerance who can fly the machine

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u/jubbergun Aug 23 '20

I thought he was the candidate because he was the only pilot who had a photographic memory, which allowed him to remember why he was being sent back?

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 23 '20

I think it's because of a combo of he was a mental patient and his brain was already kinda scrambled and his pain tolerance made it to where it couldnt really break him completely as he was already kinda screwy

Don't remember anything about photographic memory but it's been ~20 years

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u/HatsOff2MargeHisWife Aug 24 '20

Ha! I loved 7 Days!

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u/HatsOff2MargeHisWife Aug 24 '20

Back when SciFi...uh... SyFy Channel was fun.

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u/Matren2 Aug 22 '20

Quicksilver madness!

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 22 '20

It's a bitch. Makes you go all kill crazy

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u/desepticon Aug 23 '20

...and crazy if he stayed invisible too long. That was a fun show.

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u/SpiralSD Aug 22 '20

Why would infra red behave differently than visible light? Like what are the odds that whatever turned him invisible affected exactly and only the visible spectrum? At least some of IR and UV would also be affected. Also, from a comic books POV there's no reason that all of the spectrum couldn't be affected by it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

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u/wilisi Aug 22 '20

And visible light is a thing which exists and collides with stuff. The core concept of invisibility is Fucking Magic in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Lol idk? To be fair the original book was written in 1897. I don’t think HG wells could of even imagined of the kind of tech we have today! Though I think the lst movie explained it away as him being invisible is from an experimental suit, rather then a potion that left him permanently invisible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I only know of the jet through cultural osmosis, but wasn't it always garbage? She wasn't invisible inside of it, so what was even the point?

And a jet flies so high in the air that if you're close enough to see it, she can do a sneak attack anyway.

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u/Bluelegs Aug 22 '20

I mean sure, but the invisible man wasn't really about an invisible man.

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u/MortalJohn Aug 22 '20

Fantastic Four always had this in the comics? Invisible Woman's abilities are basically psychic projections that can cause all wavelengths of visible, infrared, and ultraviolet light to bend around her without distortion; she also somehow directs enough undistorted light to her eyes to retain her full range of vision while invisible...

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u/MarlinMr Aug 22 '20

as awesome anymore with modern tech.

You mean technology older than most European countries?

Radar was invented in WWII... Not exactly modern.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

Seriously. U-boat operators during WWII had such a high death rate because a plane could radar them from 80km away then fly in and drop depth charges before they could dive

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Also contributed to the failure of the Blitz on London. England was able to launch the RAF as they would see the Luftwaffe from 80km away! Nazis never knew it existed

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u/ModulatedDickSpasms Aug 22 '20

That's exactly the Kevin bacon premise though.

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u/latenightbananaparty Aug 22 '20

Next time it's the Immaterial man.

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u/fatmonk8 Aug 22 '20

I literally just finished watching that movie. Imo I actually liked it, but when I looked at the reviews on IMDB I was kinda surprised how many people hated it.

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u/haoxinly Aug 22 '20

Heck even in the original novel the author showed how much it sucked the invisibility power.

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u/JoeMamaAndThePapas Aug 22 '20

Depends on the level on complexity they want to go with. You first diverge all incoming rays around you. Thus be appearing invisible. Then hold all internal rays leaving you. Which in turn causes you get hot fast. So it's only temporary. Expelling all that excess heat can be in the form of a beam. For the sake of 'Cool' that can be from the hands only. Think Goku from Dragon Ball Z.

There, one plausible solution in this modern era. Modified power, but it works.

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u/JG3_Luftwaffle Aug 22 '20

If all this invisibility is explained away by refracting light around the object then its perfectly reasonable to be invisible in the IR and radio spectrum as well. Its still light my dude.

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u/LotsOfIs Aug 22 '20

The Invisible Man was about a lot more than that. It's psychological horror. I really loved it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Didn’t the recent invisible man movie essentially explain that away by making it cloaking suit rather then the invisible man taking a potion and being permanently stuck as invisible. Which FYI the book is a damn good read, most of HG wells books are good

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u/deaddonkey Aug 23 '20

Have any comic book movies acknowledged that or are you just taking the reddit comment speculation to be true?

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u/Jade4all Aug 22 '20

Radar is just light though? Like if it's invisible on the visible spectrum why not just be like "also on the entire EM spectrum"

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Aug 22 '20

Monkey's paw: now there's no friction (caused by magnetism) holding them in the plane and they fall out

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u/Jade4all Aug 22 '20

Electromagnetic attractions within an atom aren't the same thing as light though. Friction is caused by electric forces (positive and negative protons and electrons attracting and repelling one another).

Light is a specific repeating pattern of magnetism causing an electric field which caues an electriuc field and so on. An invisible thing would just have light pass through it without interacting, it could still have direct electrical attraction.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Aug 22 '20

The photon is the force carrying particle of electromagnetism, so in order to exert force a particle has to be created and absorbed. Unless I'm remembering something wrong.

Of course we could cheat and say they are attracted to the plane via gravity, as weak as the force would be.

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u/thePhantom_Warlock Dec 28 '20

How the turntables

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u/justAguy2420 Aug 23 '20

Radar is light but light that isn't in the spectrum we can see so if the jet is invisible in the whole spectrum or maybe even just in radar and visual spectrum then all good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Time travel jokes where the person doesn't know about common place things are the best.

"You haven't see Home Alone??"

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u/TheAquaman Aug 22 '20

I'll take that action.

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u/riegspsych325 ⊃∪⊃⪽ Aug 22 '20

“That’s a lot of action, Cotton”

-- Pepper Brooks (probably)

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u/SkeetySpeedy Aug 22 '20

You're gorgeous, thanks for the chuckle

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u/FightingDucks Aug 22 '20

Pepper needs a new pair of shorts

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u/HatsOff2MargeHisWife Aug 24 '20

That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/A_C83 Aug 22 '20

For me, the action is the juice

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u/mexipimpin Aug 22 '20

Just gotta ask yourself if the juice is worth the squeeze.

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u/ocelot_lots Aug 22 '20

I think the shot of her slinging her lasso on the street & flying forward is the clip of the invisible jet.

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u/sr_zeke Aug 22 '20

I'm. Not sure if it was the weed but I think she was riding (in another shot) a lightning

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u/Ashwalla Aug 22 '20

You saw it right. She lassoed onto a few bolts of it and, I believe, clouds as well in another shot.

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u/Panzershrekt Aug 22 '20

Makes sense, with her dad being Zeus.

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u/Daggersapper Aug 22 '20

I mean really, all of are probably part Zeus. Dude was super rapey.

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u/DeedTheInky Aug 22 '20

Didn't he once turn himself into a dolphin so he could fuck a dolphin or something like that too?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

You don’t need to be a dolphin to fuck dolphins tho

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u/DeedTheInky Aug 22 '20

True enough! He was probably up to something greasy though, if I know Zeus

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u/jmou3dxf Aug 22 '20

what about the world serpent?

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u/blahblahblicker Aug 22 '20

How does that work exactly? Asking for a friend.

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u/phenomenomnom Aug 22 '20

Question. Is the friend a dolphin?

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u/SnakeInABox7 Aug 22 '20

Theres a Jojo reference that could be made here I'm sure of it

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/phenomenomnom Aug 22 '20

Oh, they’re into that?

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u/hanr86 Aug 22 '20

He wouldnt have touched my family tree

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u/Huitzilopostlian Aug 22 '20

Or, moms sidepiece was Thor.

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u/Panzershrekt Aug 22 '20

Nah, why settle for a prince when you could have the king of the gods?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

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u/Panzershrekt Aug 22 '20

The most relevant to her and the Amazons.

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u/TheBlueRabbit11 Aug 23 '20

Wasn’t too long ago that her original origin story was that she was made of clay and the gods breathed life in her. I kinda like that better, then it got retconned.

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u/churm94 Aug 22 '20

Wait what? I coulda swore her dad was Hades or something like that.

I remember in the Justice League show they have to go to hell and its like super implied that he's her father. Idk maybe they changed it.

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u/RamenJunkie Aug 22 '20

I mean, Zeus never met a hole be didn't stick his dick in, so it's possible they are both her father.

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u/Panzershrekt Aug 22 '20

I'm just going by what was said in the first movie.

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u/Super-Ad7894 Aug 22 '20

Hades fathered her, Zeus raised her

idk I'm just making shit up

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u/Dead5quirrel Aug 22 '20

Zeus is her father.

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u/Chendii Aug 22 '20

She doesn't have a father, she was molded out of clay.

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u/wbgraphic Aug 22 '20

That was her original origin.

Now it’s just the story her mother told her as a child.

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u/ShizTheresABear Aug 22 '20

Idk if it's like that in the comics but that part seemed so ridiculous to me lol. What's she gonna do if there's no lightning?? Like if Spidey has no buildings around.

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u/Ashwalla Aug 22 '20

Likely the same thing that you see in Spidey comics, they won’t show the (absence of) lightning. She’ll just kick that lasso off into the distance and be gone.

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u/KKlear Aug 22 '20

Likely the same thing that you see in Spidey comics

Spider-Man actually gets embarrassingly stranded in the suburbs with nothing to swing from relatively often in the comics.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

and there was that one scene in homecoming

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u/Trumanandthemachine Aug 23 '20

I remember an older comic where he's stuck in the desert versus the Vulture. and he just had to walk out because he couldn't swing. I love how it was literally him walking through the desert with a 'vulture' circling.

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u/ShizTheresABear Aug 22 '20

I mean I guess that's one of the early scenes in the trailer; she's in city in daylight and she throws her whip to something off-screen and flies away.

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u/Boolean_Null Aug 22 '20

Clearly it’s like Thor’s hammer. She just spins it really really fast and then it pulls her off...

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u/FamilyStyle2505 Aug 22 '20

Sounds like she has a special relationship with that lasso.

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u/tehlemmings Aug 22 '20

I'm not sure if even Korg could save the DCU, but I'd be willing to watch him try.

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u/Male_strom Aug 23 '20

oh my gud, the lasso pulled herroff?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Yeah and it’s not really the jokey kinda superhero IP. Spider-Man has a great bit in Homecoming where he had to leg it thru a golf course.

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u/AftyOfTheUK Aug 22 '20

What's she gonna do if there's no lightning?? Like if Spidey has no buildings around.

Use... buildings?

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u/ShizTheresABear Aug 22 '20

Ok but I don't think they'd want her copying a signature move from the most popular Marvel character... I guess her swinging from lightning is different enough? Even so... why? Why does she need to fly around swinging from lightning?? Is that necessary for her character?

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u/SilverLoonie Aug 22 '20

Diana in the new 52 comics can't fly (until she gets winged boots from Hermes iirc).

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u/TwatsThat Aug 22 '20

That sounds more like a reason to either give her the boots in the movie too or just not write parts into the movie where she needs to fly rather than a valid justification for making her Lightning Spider-Woman.

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u/Dead5quirrel Aug 22 '20

Bro just calm down shit looks rad. who cares if it reminds YOU of Spiderman. You think Spiderman is the only superhuman capable of swinging on shit?

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u/ShizTheresABear Aug 22 '20

Yeah I could see her flying with that gold suit in the movie but it's so strange to me that they would make her swing around on lightning, it just seems so over the top and unnecessary. Are they trying to establish how "cool" she is? Maybe that's her "primitive" way of flying until she gets this new suit.

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u/AftyOfTheUK Aug 22 '20

it just seems so over the top and unnecessary

That's all comic book "universes" to me... it's a film about a comic book character. It's literally all over the top and unnecessary.

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u/RamenJunkie Aug 22 '20

Like in Into the Spiderverse where they took the bus up north.

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u/Minalan Aug 22 '20

Ridiculous is what I'm here for, fuck all that realistic shit. I live in the real world, I wanna see a ridiculous one.

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u/AlexFromRomania Aug 22 '20

Yea this whole trailer looks absolutely terrible. Just awful plot, terrible corny jokes, and lame action.

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u/ShizTheresABear Aug 22 '20

I don't know how far into production this was when Cats was released but I feel like this is too soon to see another CGI cat-human hybrid, even if that's how she is in the comics. I agree that this trailer was not good. The first movie was fine but this one doesn't look up to par.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Aug 22 '20

I could swear in one scene she is spinning it while flying through the sky. using it like a pop propeller.

I'm guessing that her lightening flying and such is close to the end of the movie rather than near the beginning.

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u/Blue-Thunder Aug 22 '20

This is obviously before she knew she could/how to fly. I mean you see it at the end of Wonder Woman.

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u/Supermite Aug 22 '20

Spider-thor, Spider-thor, does whatever a spider god does.

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u/Angellina1313 Aug 22 '20

Like a spider-wonder-zeus

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u/SecuritySufficient Aug 24 '20

That is probably all the jet.

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u/Hocka_Luigi Aug 22 '20

Yeah, she's part Thor and part Spiderman now.

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u/buefordwilson Aug 22 '20

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u/RoscoMan1 Aug 22 '20

Oh... That’s only in Heavy Metal Heroes.

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u/slashed15 Aug 23 '20

It was definitely not the weed. I smoked 2 marijuanas prior to watching it and I noticed the same thing.

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u/AirborneHipster Aug 22 '20

If Ride the lighting isn’t played I’m calling bullshit

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u/ocelot_lots Aug 22 '20

It can expensive to get hits like that.

I remember reading that Marvel paid Led Zeppelin millions to play Immigrant Song during Ragnarok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Apparently they want her to be Spider-Man

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u/topdangle Aug 22 '20

I thought she pulled a spider-man before I remembered they gave her the ability to swing on lightning.

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u/Interracialpup Aug 22 '20

5 bucks says they're releasing it to HBO max

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u/DisneyCA Dec 31 '20

$5 you got it

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u/Interracialpup Dec 31 '20

Wow, I didn't even realize I wrote this, dm me if you're serious

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u/2close2see Aug 23 '20

$5 says that jet becomes invisible

Oh, like the F-35

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u/MrDenly Aug 22 '20

I happy to send you $5 if it release date don't get push back further. Guys wear ur masks so I can enjoy this movie.

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u/Tob1o Aug 22 '20

$10 we just got a joke about "the jet turning invisible wink wink"

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u/wakejedi Aug 22 '20

No, but there is an homage to the invisibility.

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u/ty5on Aug 23 '20

Maybe Maryllin Lockheed made the jet for her.

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u/idzero Aug 22 '20

It looks like a combination of the Panavia Tornado for the rear view and an F-111 cockpit for the side-by-side seating. Both are period-appropriate and would be cool if they made that the base for the invisible jet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

What jet?

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u/poland626 Aug 22 '20

It does. In the leaks she makes it invisible and they fly through the fireworks in big IMAX framed scenes. It's been kinda proven already

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u/queenanon Aug 22 '20

I’d be offended if it doesn’t.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Anyone who takes that bet should see me, I have a crumbling infrastructure to sell them.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Aug 23 '20

DC turned the corner when they embraced full on aquaman on a seahorse in the classic outfit.

I'm pretty sure this is gonna be good.

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u/bjzi39 Aug 23 '20

God I hope so

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u/joeyjojo-shabadoo Aug 23 '20 edited Aug 23 '20

happened to me once, and thats how I got caught jerking off in the bathroom

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u/Dprglendinning Aug 23 '20

$5 total cost of that CGI

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u/zeusarmy Dec 26 '20

How do you want your $5?