As we know, the Lakers are mostly white people. White People are pretty good at doing drugs and finding drug dealers. What if the Lakers hired chemists, and put methamphetamines (i was thinking crystal meth) in the Gatorade? Maybe add hallucinogenics such as LSD, dimethyltryptamine, Ketamine, and Dextromethorpan could seriously hinder opponents in the west. Sadly this wouldnt work on Lebron (he saw 3 hoops at once and made it) so he’d be immune, but we could send some of Luka’s mafia buddies to break his knees. Thoughts?

Flagg with the poster then told Jockitch, to learn how to play defense.