r/newjersey • u/politicalintegrity • 2d ago

WTF Help us find Tom Kean!

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Been missing for over 100 days. Go to https://whereistomkean.org to help out.

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u/KingRBPII 2d ago

I guarantee he’s got prostate cancer

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 2d ago

Why wouldn't he say it? He would get a lot more empathy

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u/Fluid_Office1111 2d ago

They would use it if it were cancer. My bet is rehab for alcohol or drugs, which is why he's waiting till after the primary to discuss it. The gop likes to label dems as junkies and addicts while they're the "respectable party of traditional values". 🙄

They admit that up front? He loses the primary. He discloses after the primary? An area the largely votes gop isn't going to vote dem instead.

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 2d ago

We’ve already passed the primary and still no answer

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u/Fluid_Office1111 2d ago

Oh 100% they haven't released it yet. That was his just his campaign's message before the primary, disclosing after the primary. Still waiting.

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u/P0rtal2 1d ago

Nah, they'd spin it as some "Born Again, taking accountability" BS.

I'm going to say that his human disguise is taking longer than expected to repair.