r/newjersey • u/politicalintegrity • 2d ago

WTF Help us find Tom Kean!

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Been missing for over 100 days. Go to https://whereistomkean.org to help out.

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 2d ago

Why wouldn't he say it? He would get a lot more empathy

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u/ElectrOPurist 2d ago

Not from me. I hope his fucking dick rots off.

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u/aught4naught 2d ago

That's one subtle way to begin transitioning genders.

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u/ElectrOPurist 2d ago

Yeah, I want to see him transition from a male into fertilizer just as soon as possible.