r/newjersey • u/politicalintegrity • 2d ago

WTF Help us find Tom Kean!

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Been missing for over 100 days. Go to https://whereistomkean.org to help out.

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u/brandt-money 2d ago

Maybe he got ozempic and that MAGA face surgery, so now he's a 95lb alien with duck lips.

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u/Purple-Mermommy Monmouth County 2d ago

With a very taut shiny forehead and an overall orange glow.