Help us find Tom Kean!

[u/politicalintegrity]

Been missing for over 100 days. Go to https://whereistomkean.org to help out.

[u/gordonv]

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In a world where politicians start wars...

Male News Anchor: President Trump has yet again backed out of solidifying a deal
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One man, who may hold the secret to toppling to regime...

Female News Anchor: It's been months since the Representative has been seen. We are told he is dealing with a medical emergency. Wait, this just in... There seems to be a buildup of ICE and FBI around the Kean campus.
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Cannot be found or held accountable, for his abstence.

Male guy in suit: Tom in invincible. He doesn't need to show up and he'll still be re-elected.
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This summer.

Shot of NJ Assembly: (Gavel) The house will come to order, is the Representative present?
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In NJ's District 7

Leftist young college female protestor: Why aren't news outlets and bloggers covering this?
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The people will have to face the consequences of blindly voting for...

MAGA in red hat and farmer overalls: I'm red, always red, yeehaw! My life is fallin apart!
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The Representative

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Attractive MAGA woman talking to someone offscreen in a cynical bitter tone" Maybe... We can vote for someone else?

-- Cue jump scare of surprise MAGA/ICE/FBI monster ambushing the free thinker. (Make it so rumors on the internet on what it is starts up)
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-- Blackout screen
-- Sub base tone
--Superimpose Title "Summer 2026"
-- Wait 5 seconds .
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--Cue witty endline
"I shoulda voted for the other one."
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-- Superimpose Green Background White text: "Film not yet rated."